I sent you this drunken email
This is your friendly neighborhood Jaspoman aka Jasper or as you might
know me better 'pubicfire'. Yeah that's a stupid name made up by two
guys both named Jack Daniels. Drinking and being a total loser on the
internet doesn't mix, like bleech and urine, staplers and nuts, Bert
and Ernie sharing a bed, RZAs beats.. you get my meaning.
After finding myself abandoned from your kick-stoma rap forum, I
started picking up an old habbit of mine. Auto mutilation really
hurts, especially if you do it with the bread knife you used to make
yourself a delicious salami sandwich that morning. Man, I love salami.
Have you ever tried raping yourself? I love myself too much to do
that. I did once tie myself to the bed for no reason but that's beside
the point. I want to continue being part of your postarific community
agian. Unban me so I can really wreak havoc upon the internetting
world as before.
If you won't unban me I will piledrive your relatives and make 'm
perform analingus to Phil Collins, and by that I mean take legal
action and by legal action I mean sit in my room and cry while
listening to Linkin Park songs on my iPod
Thanks in advance,
A rapelevel veteran
and you simply ignored it.
Oh well i see how it is, you can make 423456666666 posts a second about nothing in particular written in I don't know what language and have a fartmuffer stinking up the whole place, but talking about being attracted to my 9 year old cousin is a no no. What is this world coming to...
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