Official Freestyle Thread

[hollywoodrealty]

sometimes i sit and listen to the rainfall
thinken about life, and how its so painful
my plate's full and i aint even hungry
im hateful, i jsut might have to hurt somebody
walken around, pacing back and forth, im getting nervous
im going awall and never did time in the service
i make a fist, punch the wall until its bloody
leaving my house, clothes wrinkled, looking scrubby
loosing control runaway train, all abourd
i start praying, on my knees, oh my lord
i got the devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other
i thought she was crazy, i should of listened to my mother
she use to warn me about temptations
but i jsut thought it was all her imagination
now im living in fear, cant hide my tears
pass out every night holding a blunt and a beer
wake up, roll another one, my brains numb
im fucked up, got my heart beating likea drum
i feel like im in a boat with a hole and its sinking
im close to drowning, my face frowning, what was i thinken
i try drinken away my pain, wake up wit ha hangover
i got bad luck, i needa four leaf clover
im like a pinata, getting hit, about to burst
instead of pushing my beamer ill be getting pushed in a hertz
but when u think u got it bad, somebody has it worse
and thats when i learned to overcome the curse

black cats, broken mirrors, im walken under ladders
step on cracks, break backs, does it really matter
voo doo magic, bad luck, or am i cursed
when u think u gotta somebody always got it worse

[Sicka than aidZ]

nice^

[Sicka than aidZ]

chillen in my crib,.....well it really aint mine../
fuckin around on the net killin time with some rhymes.../
listen to wutang luvin every line.../
pass me a beer an ill be just fine.../
go to my car,...well actually it doesnt belong to me../
but fuck it,...grab my screwdriver" its as good as a key".../
take the shit an pic some hoes up off the street.../
find skales stupid ass an buy some weed.../
smoke out the hoe's,...than fuck em like i did some speed../
a good blow job is what a native needs../
hit the pow wow,...check out the dancers at the spot...../
ill be damned if u find an indian that u can actually say is "hot"...../
native chics,...most are ugly as hell.../
aint no pocahontas bitches livin where i dwell.../
my kids will be ugly unless i want em to be mostly white.../
aint no better color than a caucasion blonde, "there outta site"..../
need to get a life an get the fuck outta washington.../
this shit is boring,...fuck it im done

peace

[SurreaL]

That shit had me laughing man, haha, that was Ill.

[MASTER PAI MEI]

got lifted in the morning in airport drinking,
the day of the London Bombing ey I aint trippin,
stuff weed down my pants right before the flight,
drinking courvoissier early that shit aint right,
we call it courvoissi-eggs cuz it makes the stomach grumble,
walking through the airport causing a bunch of trouble,
my boys sniffing yea-yo at the fucking bar,
I'm sweating like an athlete cuz of the haze in my balls,
my boys still laughing doing yea up the nozz,
I pause for a sec then the buzz takes effect,
1st class flight yeah you know how we jet,
sit down in my aisle I think its 4D,
up comes the stewardess looking at me,
I ask for courvoissier... thats right!
she looks surprised and says not on this flight,
so I settle for a rum and coke and ya know its free,
just like this rhyme... till we hit the destination,
grab Limo for the five of us with out hesitation,
hit The Aladdin with my Crimey Mad Myk,
get to the suite and roll one up tight,
call the other fellas to see if they alright,
still waiting for their suite at the Rio oh well!!,
lets put a CD on and let the mind sail,
that night we did shit crazy at the Voodoo Lounge,
I danced my ass off letting them know I'm in town,
was approached by many women that wanted to get down,
but I played Goalie on them and blocked their goals,
cuz I was'nt ready to get down with some bottom rung hoes,
6 hours straight dancing sweating out my water,
guzzling booze down and my physical it did not bother,
met this Cat from Canton Ohio as if we were brothers,
smoked out him and his queen cuz I felt the vibe,
they were building strong foundation and I thought that was nice,
so its 4 in the morning and I was approached by the manager,
He said "Damn mutha fucka you're a good ass dancer",
I replied with a thanks and said "where's my check?",
he laughed and said wait let me pay some respect,
gave me a bunch of VIP tickets to some cirque di solie shows,
and on top of that introduced me to all these top notch ho's,
they were gigging saying damn you do this shit right,
I said with out missing a beat you can call me Hype,
the were feeling me as my bald head steamed,
from releasing all my hydration they were all on the team,
and that was just the first night when we hit the vegas scene...

[triggahappy187]

Chillin waitin for the bitch ta call/
Jus did some coke, so um off the wall/
Right on ball, u know she gone come through/
Chick play games tho so my balls kinda blue/
Not literally, yall know the pain in ya stomach/
Turned through the list a numbers ta thumb quick/
Dumb Trick, Cum thick, here have a lick/
Make sure she done love me but she love the dick/
Kickin her out at bout 2 in da mornin/
Made the shit funny cuz outside it was stormin/
Warm in, here shit um glad/
all I could tell her was "Hey my bad"
Bitch started screamin, So i slammed the door/
Kinda like the way that I slammed that whore/
The nights over now um ready for bed/
Wait...... Open the door, made up, here now gimme some head/
Thought a this it was quick only took me a lil/
Idea from a porno um watchin see it on my bill/

[MASTER PAI MEI]

So the very next day me and Mad Myk,
hit the shower then the pool relaxing thats right,
after a couple of hours of surveying the scene ,
we grab something to eat cuz were feeling kinda lean,
Mad Myk said hey do you remeber them dancers last night,
I said yeah what up? he said they have a competition,
at The Rio at 1 lets play our positions,
Lets do this like MJ and run the court,
as we dressed in shorts I put on a white T,
stopped at starbucks to control the lack of sleep,
and 2 people behind us was these beautiful queens,
they were checking the physiques and giving of signals,
like Indians I did'nt miss a beat waited as they walked close by me,
as I said non chalantly hel-lo the responded right back aye yo,
where you from? I asked The Blonde said Canada,
as I looked at the brunette latina and said I'm in awe,
introduced myself as BigBen they responded with an "Alba and Jen",
they asked what we doing later on that night?
we said coyly "Dont know" they said lets hook up and go to Ice,
we said Bet and made it a date ,
exchanged cell numbers and off we skate,
took a taxi to the Rio I told Mad Myk those some fine ass ho's,
he smiled with and evil grin and said lets do this like evil twins,
so we watched the competition and the Girls won some plaques and awards,
the guy that was with'em was a cool ass cat his name Brian and we kicked back,
but they didnt make the top four so they were'nt competing anymore,
He said his Wife was the choreographer and the girls needed to party tonight for sure,
they mention they had VIP for Ice me and Myk said alright that sounds nice,
it was 20 girls in all and the homeboy Brian me and Myk took off as the Girls were eyeing,
went back to the Aladdin to get some shut eye and what do ya know to our surprise,
Jen and Alba called us up said hey lets get a Limo drive around and drink up,
so we did it like champs and told them let us know when ya ready,
they said no prob ... I told Myk were cutt'em like a Machete,
and two hours later they call back said all they could get was a stretch hummer,
I said no worries ladies played 'em like Dumb and Dumber,
split the first hour 4 ways at 180 an hour it was worth the night,
cuz the ladies wanted Alyzae and Hypnotic on Ice,
so we hit a couple spots and pick up the drinks,
and asked if its cool to pick up some friends,
they said let do it so we called Brian and Ed,
Ed is our other homboy that stayed at the Rio,
and Brian was the guy with the Girls in the heels,
so we called'em up and told them to meet us,
at the Valet at the Rio Mad Myk when out to greet'em,
Ed was shocked to see us rolling so deep,
Pablo and Adrian eyes bulged when the seen the Pink,
what I mean by Pink I mean them 20 Blondes in the sink,
cuz those women went crazy when they seen what we were riding,
22 bitches deep fools were eyeing girls were perspiring,
as Alba and Jen looked a little catty I said worries ladies I'll be ya daddy,
so Off we went just like this freestyle no time to stop cuz we were on the dial,
Ed said "Yo I got the next Hour" so we hit up some stores played the pussy and power,
I told Ed alright give me a Buck 80 his eyes lit up and he said dont play me!!,
I said thats real and he gave me a 50 told me to tell the driver just go around the block,
but he was just playing searching his pockets for funds as we continued to ride in the heat with no Sun....

[hollywoodrealty]

i got voices in my head and my mind is closterphobic
got me doing crazy shit like drinken foster's ona moped
25 years old i still got monsters under my bed
crazy dreams where im the butcher choppen off chicken heads
a horse and carraige helped me carry the dead
hid the bloody knives in a abondend shed
never seen snow, dont need a sled
wear red shirts so u cant see the blood
my minds twisted like dreds, weeds got me paranoid
got me feeling like im being followed by the feds
king size bed, size 10 kicks
size 6 waist sucken king size dick
fuck this, its hard to focus
to many poker hands filled with jokers
royal flush, down the drain like toilet flush
makes hoes blush and then they get their hearts crushed
shhhhhhhh hush

[triggahappy187]

Grew up in Detroit Hard times from the beginnin/
Kickin inside my moms stomach isnt that like sinnin?/
Had ta be a main had no childhood years/
Now umma main but shed them childhood tears/
Life like Ghostface cept there was no "All i got is you/
Pair a socks from the foster home like "Nigga i jus bought em new"
Rats through the kitchen scatter the size of a cat/
Chased came prepared wif a frank thomas baseball bat/
Moms was on crack, Dad got sparked by a shotty/
Lil nigga in the streets alone nose is still snotty/
Gotta do what u gotta do to survive/
Sometimes id curse God an question why um alive/
Best friend got the shotty his boss done em over stealin/
His boss got cut like a pig in lock-up for probably squealin/
14 an um dealin, gunshot above my dick still healin/
Kicks on the front porch, Nikes? Fuck that um feelin/
Free meals in the church basement, Held me down/
Till my brother Antoine's body was found/
Floatin in the Detroit river cause of death unknown/
Now this nigga 16 speakin to family through a jail phone/
three years ago i layed my bro dimitrius in the dirt/
Never felt the same after he rolled off in the hearse/
7 Mile ridin no seatbelt, I done care if I crash/
id blow up if i was from 8 mile an white trash/
Destined for somethin great shit who am i kiddin/
me livin well like the apple in eden, shits forbidden/
I live my life work 9-5 to support my seeds/
people get their WANTS i done get my NEEDS/
I smile cuz um able i kill cuz I KANE, an am ABEL"
Bible fiction written by authors, maybe a fable?
um like Boyz 2 Men I jus made the transaction early/
Now i gotta git ta bed for work cuz its past two Thirty/

P.S R.I.P to Dirty

[Sicka than aidZ]

Ajoiefa

[Sicka than aidZ]

All Your Worthless Words Make Me Lazy.../
Thinkin U All That,...i Think Your Crazy.../
Fuck What You Heard,...your Rhymes R Pushin Up Daisys.../
Had A Rhyme For That But Now Its Hazy.../
Oh Yeah, Im Terminator 3 Cept I Aint A Lady.../
Sum Kinda Alien Alloy...u Punks Cant Fade Me.../
Dont Try,...you'll Just Get Fried../
Fuck With Aidz Like All The Rest Will Make U Die../
Hold On,...that Shit U Spit Is Already Dead.../
Fuckin Dumbies Repeat The Same Shit More Than Newbies Start New Wu Tang Threads.../
Figured Id Let You Know That Yall Suck Dick.../
I Mean It,.....fuck Your Game,...pir's The Clique Thats Tougher Than Shit../

Peace

[Sicka than aidZ]

yeah,...like a comet,...ima eventually drill ya.../
you'll get speared,...and ima take your skrilla.../
whatever,...this wreccking ball's nothin to fuck with.../
cant touch this.../
i reign supreme "no contest".../
can some tell me where the most ganj is?
well stupid,...guess what, your wrong../
my rez is completely covered in bomb.../
method man cant smoke it, his lungs are all wrong.../
we're the only cats who can blaze it have special lungs cuz they were takin hits before we came out of our moms.../
fuck this song

peace

[Sicka than aidZ]

yeah an u dont stop.../
step up boy an get your punkass dropped.../
mop u like a floor with one single sock.../
"pow" or some shit...my punch will send u into the next dimension quicker than smokin rocks.../
whatever,.....fuck grammar,...u understand, nawmean.../
fuck it
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[JOHNNY_TICAL]

ha ha ha ..... Those flows werent whack ... they were as if i had a back.... filled wit no fat .. .. simply a fact ... smokin rifa 2 ease and take a nap.... but not right now ..... like till i fucken done fall .... i m kind of like wow ! ... who is dat bitch simply tipsy and callin me out !!/// damn dis "hulk" has got a mo fo trippin out ... i know im loud .. crunk no.... i need 2 smoke now.... u all know wut im talkin about ..... it is light green and depending how u conceive it till its all out .. but now its has got 2 stop..... not u bitch ..... da one wit da ounce .. when.. then i went in .... dat trick had let me me start pimpin ..yea.. straight out like n da kitchen.. faded we were ... it didnt matter ... she wouldnt listen .... sister came and started bitchin ... wtf i said .. who is this and why she glistenin? ... it appears she had taken an inch of a piece mission ... if u understand it means she gulped it like 15 minutes and ..... mouth covered wit white semen ... later clean whipped .... but back 2 da important info ...remember da 1 dat said she wanted a fucken photo wit me though ... i prefer in the room so ... me and her can spend a long time as if we were waiting ... exactly wut came 2 brain c .... i fucked up ... wit da fucken story .....didnt matter dis wuzn't derogatory .... how did it come up .. .. ? my lil brother told me! ... yea came from his room and tried 2 scare thee ..... wtf i told him go 2 sleep .... ur da one that's tripping...>> laughing he said were 's the weed?? i wuz like ok then close ur eyes... i dont want u peek ... dis shit is straight fire 4 u ..... u will be weak..... i wuz startin 2 roll da blunt funded by swisha sweet ... tobacco .. company .... favorite flavors: strawberry... , peach ... @ da liquor they still ask me 4 i..d .... // now.. have stopped rolling ... da blueprint is complete .... outside through da back door we creep ..... started da session quite early ....... i wuz afraid da neighbors would hear and start 2 speak... no no no... i think .... dis is my shit unless u bring a dub sack and minds would be clean.... check ur piece ... clean da screen .. i dont want no resin on teeth.. i just want 2 have a good round of trees so later we can see ...who would be da first 2 fall 2 their feet ..oh i forgot ... da bro watchin t.v. ... and called him out and gave him greens! ... damn he smoke like he not even thirteen ... i mean he already eighteen .... forget ...have a good memory ... damn i cant wait till da next 4:20..... 'free pimp c " like bun b" .... yea u know .... underground kings... screwed or chopped doesn't matter all da same wit g's ..... or wuz it t......? combined wit ..... h ........and the letter "c" ..... fuck ! dis is all i choose 2 link .... postin it up .... freestyling ... yea hi nice 2 meet u my name is johnny .... joined ..like about a week .... yes im still talking .... twisted .., i plan 2 visit ... ; n e other .. who influence ....; and make me want 2 do this .... we all different but come together as a unit ..... peace out ... !! maybe later i can move it .... da fucken target .... stupid is retarded .... i will end here...; . ... like a bottle wit no beer... mumble...>> da stage is clear......

[JOHNNY_TICAL]

quite n a hurry !... maybe shorter... but trucks like "fury" u know doin a 50-50... // i dont know wut is happening ... i must be on something..... @ da moment .... i am goin 2 go shoot and prove it ... yea... goin 2 go play ball.. 2 me da shit is hard.... i can live w/o basketBALL NO MORE than a couple of hours ... yea... then when i am in ..l... i let da game come from within in...... n a couple of seconds.. i willl give da lesson ... as my brother ... yea hops are out of there .... like i mean ... all stuck in air... preparing 2 spike his hair.... fucken always finishing da gel..... its all good i dont care .... as long as he get me scared .. i know wut he is doing ... as if he were a bear ... fishin n da river.... wit claws he delivers... .. rapid thrust .... damn salmon fucked up ... spillin out guts... but 4 now i m done.;.. i wuz n fucken line waitin 2 play 21 ..................