Make Up A Ghostface Verse!

[Tetsuo]

Make up a random Ghostface nonsense verse alla Mighty Healthy.

[Ya_Bane]

LOL, next best thread today!

[Ya_Bane]

Freezer said forget it
Chillin with my mad freddi
His rooster cookin spagetti and killing crackers with mahettie
Was gonna punk an apple thru 2nd universe
when the cipher catch fire lean back and play with the smoothball
pen ain't pen if tip is off
Catch the jewel


EDIT:
My main influense in this lyrical masterpiece is the 'nonsens'-part, and not Mighty Healthy One of my favorite Ghost solo-tracks btw.

[sungod]

My glock go pop like BOOM coconut chicken breast, I hate turkey
Made my man scream like: "Where my googles at? Call James Worthy!"
Spent the whole night walkin through Staten Isle, bent as fuck
Give me 30 seconds, take that shottie, fuck bananas - rent a truck
Crash the cipher shootin holes in pitch black donkey boots
Leave my wallows on, give a speech to peeps rockin monkey suites
Radio's like :"He too gutter for this ish" - fuckin midgets!
Take a step back, clap back, that's non of your business...

[TGambino]

spongebob got aids outside the Rucker
memphis bleek is hov's butler
the just blaze drums is obnoxious
white people smell like sausage
hand sanitizer
turns to mango sauce when u rub it in your eyes, sir
i punched mase and he leaked strawberry jam
jeezy big upped me i slapped his hand
wutangcorp geeks gonna go crazy
when i collabo wit jay z

[Mili]

Ghost Meredona my diploma to scrap/
you talk a bunch of shit, i smell an aroma of crap!/
denali in black, Ghost kulminati, strawberr daiguiri dick/
loungin in the fishbowl with a battery brick/
asualt and battery stick, the Wu-academy sick/
move mechanically crash ya canopy bitch!/
got an onion in the sack, trippin, sniffin the great wall/
rail it in one line and devour the 8-ball/
money makin mission intuition for real!/
chef in the kitchen cookin chicken while im smokin a blill!/
i told rae sprinkle a little bit of crackhead in the pot/
he said "fuck that" i dont want crackhead in my spot!/
whats wrong wit crackheads? be nice to em Rae/
(Rae says) fuck them degenerats dont let em know where i stay!!!/
fuckin low-lifes

[Kriszy Substance]

Ha! This is gonna be a good one.
I suck at lyrics, so I'll sit back on my onion
and watch the fun run
strawberry sun, dun, ima clean undee attention whore
cept in this thread, im got no more *yells* Theodore.

GREAT thread Tetsuo

[My First Timbs]

My glock go pop like BOOM coconut chicken breast, I hate turkey
Made my man scream like: "Where my googles at? Call James Worthy!"
Spent the whole night walkin through Staten Isle, bent as fuck
Give me 30 seconds, take that shottie, fuck bananas - rent a truck
Crash the cipher shootin holes in pitch black donkey boots
Leave my wallows on, give a speech to peeps rockin monkey suites
Radio's like :"He too gutter for this ish" - fuckin midgets!
Take a step back, clap back, that's non of your business...

ROTF

this one was funny and sounds like something i could hear ghost spittin

"call james worthy" !!

[wuswordz95]

wet pussy is drippin like a broken fossit

what the fuck I never lost it.

Ghost deni dont need to go gold

he dont give a fuck about them albums you sold

you wack mc's dont want me to go in to battlemode.

[Mili]

im the Ghost that haunts nigga, fear it!/
we go out and fuck with the livin, sniffin with ODB"s spirit/

Doesnt sound likes Ghost's flow, but it would be raw if he spit somthin like this.

[RagnaroK]

8 plus 10 divide 3 minus 3 multiplie 3 goes plow!
hit the floor
catching all types of baby blood
shaolin ketchup
onion head from mecca
run like barber or get your head melt like cheddar
wet pussy eyes bitch hit the jack
word to doctor thinking of quancy on days back
don't go son need to conquer tibet
and you hadn't seen your baby yet
finish your life final good byes share your grill
one last time announced pronounced reannounced
dead from the gods mouth

[Mjolnir]

spongebob got aids outside the Rucker
memphis bleek is hov's butler
the just blaze drums is obnoxious
white people smell like sausage
hand sanitizer
turns to mango sauce when u rub it in your eyes, sir
i punched mase and he leaked strawberry jam
jeezy big upped me i slapped his hand
wutangcorp geeks gonna go crazy
when i collabo wit jay z

this is my favorite so far. how did sb get the sida outside the rucker? white people smell like sausage? hahahaha. some classic lines in this verse...

[Wu-tang Fan]

Yo I think this topic is really good. It is nice to see that people appreciate and acknoledge Ghostface style ryhmes and can see the funny side as well as the stylish side of them.

[oDoUoSoKo]

toney tender, poopoo braclet restin on fit wrist
oscar meyers wang chitty chiity bang shit list
rich in calcium bone spliffs,poppin fight words
netherland ambulance screechin on a tight curb
white birds kissin privates in detroit rest rooms
hawaiian pizza pussie get beat wit the monsoon
wu tang the mlb, toss a fast ball
im in the gay bar wit jamar phone dyin..ill make the last call
cocaine shoe laces, du rag made of jesus pubes
robes is like school busses smokin takin chiba fumes

[ERN-DAWGY]

blastin cats in the face, its the oootchie wally wee wee
lambourghini, style faced up with some yellow zeeny
my mellow freaky crazy galactic shadow noone see me
coke laced donuts mixed in with strawberry kiwi


HAHAHA