"HO HO HO HO HOE....MERRY CHRISTMAS...WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE AND SIT IN SANTAS LAP?"

"YO BABY HOW WOULD U LIKE 2 JINGLE MY BELLS AND STROKE MY CANDY CANE?"

"YO COME HERE BABY I GOT A PRESENT FOR YOU....... IN MY PANTS!!"

"SAY BITCH.....YOU BEEN A BAD GIRL...LET ME PUT MY 12 INCH COAL IN YOUR STOCKINGS"

"AYO BITCH! HOW WOULD U LIKE 2 BE MISSES CLAUSE FOR THE NIGHT?"

"ARE YOU KINKY? I GOT REINDEER"

"FUCK RIDING MY SLEIGH........RIDE MY COCK"

"YOU KNOW SANTA CANT LIVE FOREVER...SO IF I DIE LET ME BE BURRIED IN YOU TIT-TAYS"

"WHA WHA WHAT? YOU TALKIN ABOUT BABY? THAT'S NOT NUT ITS EGGNOG"

"EVERYBODY WANTS A WHITE CHRISTMAS FUCKA WHITE CHRISTMAS...HOW BOUT WE HAVE A BLACK CHRISTMAS AND FUCK TIL KWANZAA"



"MMMYEA... I'M SEXY"