What Would You Do??????

[J-Cee]

In these situations what would you do?choose one or the other and provide reasons etc.


1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?

10.Be either God or Satan?

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.?

[100pr00f]

In these situations what would you do?choose one or the other and provide reasons etc.


1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?
my penis..i can get it reattatched and still have the full function of it

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?
die in a painfull death as long as i went out a hero

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?
sex change ...and i will be a lesbo

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?
i just cut of my dick....

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?
actor....dont want the waight on my shoulders as thos guys
ill just act like im the president in my next role

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?
middle class..but now im and actore i will donote my money and buy a couple of middleclass house around the world

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?
anerexic

so i can eat any thing and every thing i want and become obese afterwords

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?

produce menally challenged kids.......

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?
deaf,...i wann be able to see my gung fu flicks hell they have subtitles on em any way


10.Be either God or Satan?

god....god can be bad and still be god

[TAURO]

In these situations what would you do?choose one or the other and provide reasons etc.


1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.? Arms because I can get cybernetic arms later, can't say the same for my dick.

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.? Die a painful death because living with the notion that you killed your best friend is life long torture.

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.? Kill myself

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.? My own

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.? Actor because fuck running the country....too much stress.

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.? Middle class

7.Be obese or Anerexic.? Obese because at least I would be able to eat the pain away.

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.? Impotent because that can at least be sorted out.

9.Be Deaf or Blind.? Blind because I couldn't live without listening to music and people plus when you are blind your other senses get more in tune...like touch for instance.....you know what im saying.

10.Be either God or Satan?

Easy God

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[J-Cee]

Mine:


1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?

Both my arms,cause with the technology these days i could get new ones that work almost as well.

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?

Hmm..a painful death..too loyal,but depending on the circumstances..

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?
Get a sex change...getting raped by a dozen men would probably cause me to commit suicide.

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?
Eat my own shit,but i eat something really tasty before i done it,so it might effect the taste.

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?
An actor...cause id be "RICH BITCH!".

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?
Wealthy and Die young.as i would experienc as much thinbgs in that short time that i never would in a long life.

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?
Anerexic,as id still be able to move around and not be bed ridden.

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?
Mentally Challenged kids..as theyd still be my blood.

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?
Blind...i couldn't live without music.

10.Be either God or Satan?
God..in my eyes God would be more powerful.

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?
Crystal Meth..heroin in my eyes is just too fucked.

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.?
Drive an average car and never have to pay for petrol,becuase with the proce of petrol these days it would break the budget.

[Edgar Erebus]

In these situations what would you do?choose one or the other and provide reasons etc.


1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?
Penis

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?
Kill my best friend, no one's as worth as me

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?
Ouch.... but raped by a dozen men. Few months without ability to supress farts and that's it

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?
My own. I at least know what did I eat

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?
The president

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?
The second one, living a long middle-class life is the worst that can happen

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?
Obese... Die happy.

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?
Be impotent

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?
Deaf

10.Be either God or Satan?
God, what are you stupid? I don't like hot places

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?
Crystal Meth, heroin is crap

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.?
First one, petrol nowadays costs a fuckin fortune, especially for big cars

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[SHRAP]

In these situations what would you do?choose one or the other and provide reasons etc.


1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?

arms, i been thinkin of gettin rid of 1 anyway when they come out wit fuckin terminator arms and shit always wanted a fuckin cyborg arm to punch through brick walls and shit

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?

sorry but im gonna shoot that bitch in a second over dying

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?

dozen faggots, id take bein a bitch for 1 night over bein a bitch for the rest of my life anyday, trannys dont get no respect

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?

eat my own shit, i be eating good food only and fuck id eat that shit again, my moms shit probably covered wit fuckin nicotine stains and shit fuck that shit

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?

id be an actor the new bruce willis

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?

get rich or die tryin

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?

anorexic im halfway there anyway, bein fat is like bein a lead sponge and fat people cant fight for shit either they run outta breath faster in a fight than a 3 pack a day cigarette smokin ho in the bed

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?

better 2 have retards than no lil ass mufuckas at all

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?

id be deaf, mufuckas never say anything worth hearing anyway,,, ill miss the sweet voices of hoes but id rather see the sweet bootys of hoes and see my dick entering the sweet mouths of hoes

10.Be either God or Satan?

id replace that bitch satan no one is worthy of bein God but God himself

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?

meth that shit get mufuckas charged

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.?

car of my choice

yea

[Inspectah_Dirk]

1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?
Both arms man. Some would think u cant masturbate anymore, but you can still pleasure the ladies..so the arms.

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?
Kill my best friend ofcourse. Who would wanna die a painful death?

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?
Have a sex change. Then i would be a lesbian..a life long dream coming true.

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?
Wtf..my own.

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?
Actor. Just seems like more fun.

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?
Famous, very wealthy, and die young. I would enjoy every day to the fullest, and then die..thats the only thing life is about anyway, so no point in being real old and have no fun at all.

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?
Anerexic..i fucking hate fat people. Except eD, he's cool.

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?
Produce Mentally Challenged kids. You can get rid of kids after birth. Why keep em?

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?
Dead. I know i would miss music ALOT, but i prefer looking at some nice girls like MsRza.

10.Be either God or Satan?
Can't answer, i really really REALLY don't believe they excist, so to me it's a stupid question, even more stupid than the poop question.

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?
Crystal Meth Addict, it just sounds cooler.

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.?
The second ofcourse. Petrol aint that expencive when u have a good job.

[Grongle]

1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?
arms

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?
die

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?
ahaha fuck that

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?
own

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?
Actor

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?
famous

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?
obese haha

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?
Impotent

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?
Bling i supose i could just lisen 2 music all day

10.Be either God or Satan?
god

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?
Crystal Meth

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.?
Free car

[Skellington]

1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?

-Cut off dick

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?

-Die painfull death

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?

-Get raped

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?

-Eat my moms

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?

-Actor

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?

-Wealthy/die young

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?

-Obese

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?

-Mentally challanged kids

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?

-Blind

10.Be either God or Satan?

-Satan (already him)

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?

-Heroin

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.?

-Drive not a great car
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[snapple]

1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?

penis, id be better off without that shit anyway causes nothing but trouble

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?

die a painful death

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?

what type of shit is this?

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?

i hope shit means food, if not go fuck yourself im not answering that

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?

president, and when you are the president you get to be an actors as well so its a win win if you pick president!

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?

middle class and live to be very old

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?

anerxic, itd be a lot cheaper

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?

LOL

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?

blind....

10.Be either God or Satan?

god....

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?

dope baby, nobody be fucking with meth dope i could cop for free

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.?

own the car of my choice, gotta do me

[tekunique]

In these situations what would you do?choose one or the other and provide reasons etc.


1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?
Arms....Androids already exist.

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?
Who says my death wont be painful anyway ?

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?
I'll have sex change..TWICE. back to the OG.

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?
I dont eat where i shit. nuff said.

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?
Pull strings or get your strings pulled ?

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.?
Another dumbass question.... Mozart died before his 36th b-day, but his legacy lives on forever.

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?
Neither. i'd be bulimic.

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?
Impotence can be cured.

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?
Blind fo sho..i'd rather die than not able to hear music.

10.Be either God or Satan?
I'd be the Dog on a Natas board drinkin Redrum.

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?
Meth, who needs sleep ?

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.?
Gayest question.

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[AcidPhosphate69]

1.You had to either get your penis cut off or both your arms.?
Arms, they do amazing shit with prosthetics

2.Kill your best friend or Die in a painful death.?
Die painful death, at least I can go knowing I did something right

3.Get raped by a dozen men or have a sex change.?
Somebody already said it but sex change than lesbianism

4.Eat your own shit or eat your moms shit...lol.?
My own. That's fucked up if you eat your mom's shit

5.Be an Actor or the President/Prime Minister.?
Actor, they have more sway over people than politicians anyways

6.Live middle class and live to be very old or Be famous and Very Wealthy but die young.? Die young

7.Be obese or Anerexic.?
Obese, shit...Big Pun was obese and he was the man

8.Only be able to produce Mentally Challenged kids or Be Impotent.?
Impotent, pills get you hard for hours without you even trying

9.Be Deaf or Blind.?
Blind

10.Be either God or Satan?
Satan, I know...you're all like wtf but seriously, I couldn't deal with billions of people praying to me all day and night...I might have to smite a motherfucker

11.Be a Heroin Addict or a Crystal Meth Addict.?
Dope, you dudes who think meth isn't as fucked as H are retarded...have fun going insane and having diesel sores all over your face. At least I can snort dope and not have my cartilage fall out in bloody hunks.

12.Drive not a great car but never have to pay for petrol or Own the car of your choice and Have to pay for petrol.? Pay, shit...I'm a famous actor I can afford the shit.