#Wack Verse Challenge#

[Tetsuo]

Here's how it works, rather than posting good vs. better verse, post a verse wacker than the one before, if it's possible.

Dem Franchize Boys - Lean Wit' It:

Shit I'm pimpin in the club
Til the hoes start to act up
Cuz they see my chain
And a nigga throwin them stacks up
I keep a full clip and my pistol in my pants
I'm in the middle of the flo'
They screamin NIGGA DO YA DANCE!!
You can roll yo arms (roll yo arms)
And just put 'em in rotation (rotation)
Go side to side
And snap yo fingaz like temptations
Dawg I'm all out of state
Doin a dance they neva' seen dat
I ain't Fat Joe
But snap yo fingaz then you lean back

[rainbow]

sorry but santana has this won easily, he has a shit load of material.

Juelz Santana - SANTANA

[Ja'quaye] Y'all got a problem, his name is San-ta-na (Santana)
[Santana] I'm backkkkkkkkk, uh-ohhhhh!
[Ja'quaye] You don't wanna play around, we'll squeeze them ham-mers
[Ja'quaye] Santana, Santana - Santana Santana Santana Santana

[Juelz Santana] + (Ja'quaye)
Okay, I'm reloaded, okay, the heat's loaded
Okay, now we rollin, okay (Santana)
My fo-fo peace talking, sound oh so sweet talking
Do mo, mo street talking, then Stone Cold Steve Austin
And I bang it well, slang is well, shave it well
Hell, you looking a preview of the Matrix 12
L rock them, I'm hear to shake the bells
Shake your bells, what's my name (Santana)
You got that there right, I'm not that queer type
Nasty behind the wheel, but my mind ain't steered right
Fuck driving reckless, my mind is reckless
Plus I stay with two time crime offenders
I can't give it up, like an old man who can't get it up
I'm not a man til this up
So I'm rappin' badder, I'm back I'm badder
Shit y'all probably thinking I'm taking rap Viagra (Santana)
Got as many songs as 'Pac had on lock stash
I can pop songs, just like I pop tags
I do not brag, just watch fag
I'm here to get the keys to the lock back
Open the door, close it, and relock that
Don't touch, stop that, it's locked black
And guess what, I'm back, I'm baaaaaaaaaack (Santana)

[Chorus]
[Ja'quaye] Y'all got a problem, his name is San-ta-na (Santana)
[Santana] I'm backkkkkkkkk, uh-ohhhhh! (Santana)
[Ja'quaye] You don't wanna play around, we'll squeeze them ham-mers
[Ja'quaye] Santana, Santana - Santana Santana Santana Santana

[rainbow]

had to include this also

Juelz Santana - Santana Town Pt. 2

[Juelz Santana]
yo I be with the rudest of rude, who move when I move
a platoon of bafoons, boom boom
and my bitches they be movin' balloons
zoom zoom, when the car come I'm movin' on through
you know the mack'll spit I'm so fuckin' imaginant
coke come in packages, I'm doper then the average kids
in the coupe I'm stuntin', with no roof I'm stuntin'
my hoes back that ass up like I'm Luke or somethin'
Daddy Duke or somethin', 2 live crew or somethin'
they pop that pussy pop pop that pussy baby
I'm a rockin' rollin' rollin' rockin' hold 'em poppin'
more shots then a shook can of soda poppin'
now how that taste man, get in your face man
that was personal imagine for some cake, damn!
for that green dog, I'm a mean dog
I'm a boom boxin'tool poppin' machine dog
I smoke weed dog, in Houston they lean dog
Miami them wolves is out, you moved it they move you out
yeah thats the rules they bout, and thats how they movin' out

[rainbow]

Juelz Santana - Clockwork

[Intro]
DipSet
(Yep, yep, yep, yep)
San-tana, AY
(Yep, yep, yep, yep)
Tick, tock
(Yep, yep, yep, yep)
Tick, tock
(Yep, yep, yep, yep)

Get on the grind like clockwork
Move that behind like clockwork
Keep it coming on time like clockwork
Get that clockwork (homie) make that clockwork (shorty)

You hear the sounds of the tick (tick)
You hear the sounds of the tock (tock)
You hear the sounds of the clock (tick)
(And get it right) (tock)
Move to the sound of the tick (tick)
Move to the sound of the tock (tock)
Move to the sound of the clock (tick)
(And get it right) (tock) yep yep

[Juelz Santana]
Now lemme see you get that block work rolling
Lemme see you get that clockwork going
Fiends copping by the clockwork flowing
All day and all night
Till them S.W.A.T. cops rolling
Or that clock, stop, going
Tick, tock, tick, tock, AY
Homie, get on the grind like clockwork
Two for five or a dime, that's clockwork
Shorty
You ain't gettin off the hook that easy
Lemme see that clockwork
She said look that's easy
Move it around, and around, and around, and around like a clock chick
To the sound, of the sound, of the sound of the clock's tick
Tick, tock, tick, tock, AY
Shorty, move that behind like clockwork
And spin around to the sound of how the clock work

[Technician]

Juelz Santana - Clockwork

Or that clock, stop, going
Tick, tock, tick, tock, AY
Move it around, and around, and around, and around like a clock chick
To the sound, of the sound, of the sound of the clock's tick
Tick, tock, tick, tock, AY

lmao

[Sean]

Shit, they are terrible.

"And I bang it well, slang is well, shave it well
Hell, you looking a preview of the Matrix 12"

[Imperial1]

Jibbs

Do yo chain hang low?
Do it wobble to the flo'?
Do it shine in the light?
Is it platinum, is it gold?
Could you through it ova ya shoulda
If ya hot & make ya cold?
Do yo chain hang low?


Imperial1

[oDoUoSoKo]

those juelz verses arent so bad...better than the dfb one

[g_flex]

all the 504 boyz shit had among the worst beats n lyrics i ever came across...WOBBLE WOBBLE!

[Tetsuo]

Let's not forget Juelz brilliant punchline in the We Fly High Remix, "the only time you balled is in the barber's chair."

Oooooooooooooooooohhhh.


























Sike.

[Edgar Erebus]

Nah, this one overpasses all yoo people counted here:

Whoa! Watch the flow, I'm the realest nigga spittin it
Niggaz talk hustle game, but I'm really gettin it
Anything I want and need, nigga I'm gettin it
745 Gucci topped with the stick in it
Ice is so clear, like the shit fish is swimmin in
I ain't Diddy y'all but I'm strictly for the Benjamins

It's Un Kasa from Diplomatic Immunity intro....

[Edgar Erebus]

Whoa whoa, forget my last post, this is even bigger. Every single line here is a motherfucking classic:

Cam'Ron - Soap Opera

"Yo my mommy toy was my pride and joy
She would drive the toys plus ride the boy
To supply the boys I got it live from croy
Yes a ninner boy bought five in Boyce
Over the chick shit I shoot five with Roy
Now load the 4-5 shoot five a Roy
Ain't like my job boy gots unemployed
Lifestyle I enjoy but I'm the livest doy
A hustler and Cam famous you damn anus
I don't know but I can't change this
Can't paint it, pop it, champagne it
stop it, car drop it and look dog, damn paint it
She would throw a pout how I'm showing out
how I'm outgoing but don't be going out
its things to know about when you got Dough
and cloud ways to move murder route baby girls close your mouth
Cause I feed you well every sneaker held
you eat Louie, shit Gucci and breath Chanel,
Carl Lagerfeld acting like Gargamel
front of car, cop the cell in the bar, stop at hell
Whats wrong with you she said whats wrong with you always got
a song to do can't get along that's true so I skipped marriage
bought her six carrots grab a dada then I live average"

But all of his ain't nothing until you hear him rapping this...

[front.Porch]

Yep, Purple Haze is ill.

[Fayth]

Jibbs

Do yo chain hang low?
Do it wobble to the flo'?
Do it shine in the light?
Is it platinum, is it gold?
Could you through it ova ya shoulda
If ya hot & make ya cold?
Do yo chain hang low?


Imperial1

that whole song is fuckin horrible

[venex]

check out this verse by agallah, it's from sean price's "rising to the top" (monkey barz)


Everyone welcome to the gangsta world of Agallah
Where it's me and my niggaz, my bitches, my guns and my cars
My dogs don't kill, they kill these rap stars
I like ridin' around with a gangsta broad
I'ma gangsta dog, go with the shotty, or I'm shankin' y'all
Wind up in prison, no thanks to y'all
Come back to the block, then I break y'all balls
Get murked right on the spot, so we don't have to brawl
Listen up, pa, don't fuck with Agallah
None of these niggaz could never see the catalog
I don't give a fuck if it's digital or analog
I flip, to any style, pa, press record
Give me a million, that's how you blessed the lord
Bullshit me? I won't even step to y'all
Consider the shit, this is what I left with y'all
Look at all the hot shit, that I kept from y'all