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  1. 07-18-2005, 01:24 PM #1
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    Cool Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    YEAH SINCE I AM THE G.O.D. I FIGURE I'D BLESS HER WITH MY PRESENCE

    I CALLED HER A COUPLE TIMES ON THE PHONE AND SHE WAS FEELING THE GOD

    SO I MET HER IN CHI.....



    SHE IS SHY CUZ OF MY HANDSOMENESS SO I STARTED 2 BARRACADE HER MENTAL FORTRESS AND TOLD HER MY NAME IS ZIG ZAG "HOW U LIKE 2 HAVE MY 4TH BORN..."


    SHE LAFFS A LOT WHEN I TALK CUZ OF MY DEVILISH CHARM...



    SO SEEING THAT SHE WANTED ME SO BAD...I DECIDED TO TAKE HER ON A SERIES OF DATES ONE OF THEM WAS JET SKIING CUZ I'M A MILLION DOLLAR MAN LIKE TED DIBIASE...



    SHE WAS FEELIN THE GOD CUZ SHE KEPT TRYING TO FEEL ON MY TIGHT PECS THAT I CAN CRACK WALNUTS WITH....




    AS U CAN SEE MSRZA HAS A FAT BOOTY....I WAS STARTED SMALL TALK SO I COULD TRY AND PEEP IT

    SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO TALK TO THE GOD ZIG AGAIN AND HAD ME TALK DIRTY 2 HER FROM WORK...CUZ SHE LIKE THAT KIND OF STUFF...



    SKALE WAS IN THE AREA AND OVER HEARD SOME OF OUR CONVO AND WAS "STARTLED" CUZ HE NEVER GOT HIS MASTERS IN MACKAMATICS LIKE ZIG AND WANTED TO BE LIKE THE GOD....



    SO HE ASKED MSRZA IF HE COULD MEET ZIGZAG CUZ HE WANTED 2 LEARN HOW 2 BE A SMOOTH OPERATOR LIKE ME AND BIG DADDY KANE



    SO I 2 MEET SKALE AND BLESS HIM WITH MY MACKMAN KNOWLEDGE....



    I SKOOLED HIM ON HOW TO HAVE RHYTHYM AND BE MORE "ETHNIC"....



    IT WAS HARD THO CUZ HE IS A WHITE KID FROM CANADA AND HAD NO RHYTHYM...AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE LOOK ON MY FACE I WASN'T IMPRESSED WITH HIS MOVES...I TOLD HIM "YOU CANT DANCE LIKE THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A FAG."

    P.S. I HAD TO WEAR THAT LIME SHIRT (NO HOMO)...I FORGOT TO DO MY LAUNDRY

    HIS FIRST ATTEMPT @ GETTING FINE LADIES LIKE MYSELF WAS GOOD AS HE TRIED TO TOUCH A TITY FOR THE FIRST TIME...



    AS YOU CAN SEE SHE LIKED IT....AND SHE ASKED SKALE ON A DATE...

    SHE WAS TURNED ON BY SKALES WUTANG KNOWLEDGE AND HIS GANGSTA JOHN TRAVOLTA FROM GREASE LEATHER JACKET AND ASKED HIM 2 COME HOME WITH HER....



    HE GOT THE DRAWS....AND WAS VERY HAPPY....



    AIGHT SO NOW BACK 2 ME AND MSRZA.....

    SHE CALLED ME UP ON MY NEXTEL AND SAID SHE WAS DYING 2 SEE ME SO I MET UP WITH HER AFTER WORK....



    "YEAH...SHE WANTS ME..."

    SO I MET HER AFTER WORK AND SHE GAVE ME THIS DEVILSH LOOK..



    (NOTICE SHE GRABBED MY WANG >=D)

    THEH SHE WHISPERED IN MY EAR YOUR PLACE @ 8. (NOTICE MY DEVILISH GRIN) I SAID BET, AND TOLD HER 2 PREPARE FOR THE WRATH OF BLACK SAMSON...(NOTICE HER DEVILISH SMILE)


    YEAH SO ITS 8 O'clock....SHE SHOWS UP @ MY PLACE.



    I INVITE HER IN AND TRY TO MAKE HER COMFORTABLE CUZ SHE IS VERY SHY WHEN IT COMES TO THE GOD

    SO I GOT HER SOME CRISTAL CUZ I'M A GEE AND I ALWAYS HAVE A BOTTLE IN THE FRIDGE....

    SO WE SIPPIN CHILLIN HAVING A GOOD TIME AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN SHE TELLS ME SHES GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM... SO IM LIKE "KOOL" GO RIGHT AHEAD.

    THEN SHE POPS OUT THE BATHROOM WITH THIS ON.......




    THEN SHE SAYS "COME AND GET IT PAPI"

    I'M WAS VERY HAPPY.........



    I HITTED IT....THAN I DID IT 6 MORE TIMES...WHICH IS 7 TIMES IN ALL CUZ I'M THE GOD....

    I WAS VERY HAPPY.......



    MSRZA LOVE ME LONG TIME.........



    YEAH.....

    I WAS VERY HAPPY........



    SKALE IS VERY HAPPY........



    WE ARE ALL HAPPY.....




    TRUE STORY.

    STAY TUNE FOR NEXT WEEK FOR MORE "LIFE AND TIMES OF ZIGZAG"

    STORIES LIKE....

    ZIGZAG HAS 3SOME WITH MSRZA AND INSPECTAH DIRKS MOM...



    ZIGZAG TELLS A SCARY STORY



    AND ZIGZAG GOES TO IRAQ




    "CREAM PUFF NIGGA I NEED YOU, SO THEY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU"

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  2. 07-18-2005, 01:31 PM #2
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    hahahaha good story.

    PS that lime shirt is cool.....It just depends who can pull it off.


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  3. 07-18-2005, 01:52 PM #3
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    "When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
    Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
    It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
    Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies"
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  4. 07-18-2005, 02:18 PM #4
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    Quote Originally Posted by Prolifical ENG
    hahahaha good story.

    PS that lime shirt is cool.....It just depends who can pull it off.
    YEAH IM SURE THIS GUY CAN PULL IT OFF....



    :-\

    "CREAM PUFF NIGGA I NEED YOU, SO THEY CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND YOU"

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  5. 07-18-2005, 02:20 PM #5
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    wtf lol ,idiot....
    "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path
    of torment. I know none other as sure..."
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  6. 07-18-2005, 02:35 PM #6
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    hahaha that was one of the best story's ive read in a while.

    you really are a GEE.
    If I Offend You .. Fuck You I Intend To ..
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  7. 07-18-2005, 02:50 PM #7
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    lol wow
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  8. 07-18-2005, 03:01 PM #8
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    Quote Originally Posted by ZigZag
    YEAH IM SURE THIS GUY CAN PULL IT OFF....



    :-\



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  9. 07-18-2005, 03:07 PM #9
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    ^

    "Reciting a biblical verse before I make your melon burst like that nigga Jules from Pulp Fiction...my salvation is salivation, and diction crucifixion" - Ras Kass

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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    thats a great story
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    i laughed my assed off. ZIG ZAG - YOU ARE THE GOD!!!!
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    haha i read it a third time........more!!!!!
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)


    dope story


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  14. 07-18-2005, 06:40 PM #14
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    zig my son is gettin better wit the stories but he will never be as good as dad
    if it wasnt for me zig wouldnt have gotten his license

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  15. 07-18-2005, 06:46 PM #15
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    Default Re: Zig Dated Msrza when wtc crashed (& helps skale get chicks)

    ZIGZAG=#1 Mackmatician
    Bestow upon us your knowledge of the stroll, o Playalistic Deity...

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