so I was at home earlier today thinking how much I love all you wucorpians and i decided to make a rap. ..I wrote this shit in like 30 minutes and thought it turned out all right since i got a few peopls names in it and was representing for the Wu hood bloodkin.. and then I was like how would i post this song without just sending the fILe so I made a shitty ass video for it to show you how it is down here in Seattle bruvs!. ..i mean the video was better before I edited it and added the shitty effects and after it got pixelated on YouTUbe but oh well.... So here is the lyRics to the rap.. .SUUUUUUUUU
I joined wu corp back in 03
the funny thing is nobody really knew me
I was a ghost in the forums just like dennis coles
but shit got grimey once I read you my scrolls
see I met many dudes but it started off like this
my man sicka than aidz, skale and many other dicks
the coolest thing about the forum is its always been a meat fest
but it’s a good place to vent and get shit off your chest
like my obsession for Natalie Portman
and my masturbation habit while looking at gay men
but I don’t give a fuck about that right now
I gotta get deeper into what I’m speaking about
see my first name was a joke just to post around
but then it was akabobbyd and I got credit for my crown
and now it’s mashqauck because that was the first
the greatest Sasquatch to ever bless this earth
and I won’t lie when I started I hated posting
now I got a classic thread and I keep on boastin
see shits mad easy once you get with the right crowd
big ben has a huge dick and I bet his voice is really loud
and then you got BBM the reason I got into men
walking around with big muscles that began to cave in
and my dude mark mayoya took my breath away
especially when he fell of his bike and acquired tooth decay
36 chambers I know you think I hate you but that’s untrue
you’re the realest dude out there and you can be down with my crew
and if you don’t believe it fuck whatcha heard
I’ve got some Wu tang news, you want the word?
I know U-God hates us but it’s definitely all good
he’s a close relative and I can get us with the hood
His music’s really great, I think you should all listen
and RobbyDigitals van game was totally dissin
my man big risk is an audio lounge fuckin savage
he’ll make the hits that are seriously impossible to manage
so peace to spoken, crass, born invincible
there’s so many dudes out there that aren’t easily dismissible
002 is a wu corp legend, he made the picture thread
now we’re posting nudes with other people’s fuckin heads
peace to razorsharp ron the cutest mod out there
if you got beef I can bring out his fucking sharp hair
and let me recognize G… with the three dots
a UK Wu Tang Legend with the lyrics that don’t stop
And AK Spray will give you a really bad day
people like general want shit his way
but in the Internet life you don’t always get respect
for example the most hated award goes to intellekt
but peace to the dude because he’s in my rap
I’m glad in the end that he could take our crap
don’t let me forget Jordi, I honestly miss the dude
an intelligent mind that left, how motherfucking rude
a quick suuuuuuu to num2son, jasper and 100proof
people like you make shit seem like a spoof
now let me get back to the rest of this song
what the fuck happened to Tuco? did something go wrong?
I don’t understand why so many thugs left
this forum is life so just fuck the rest
fuck all you dudes who sign up and are inactive
if I had a dick to your mouth I bet you’d react then
its dangerous here so bring a good keyboard
shychica was a fucking weed whore
and a quick hi to maestro wooz
junior mod? I guess not, you fuckin lose
but if you want to know a little secret
I got a mod username, PM me if you want to peep it
and this goes out to posters with 5000 plus
minus pimpastic because he is a posting slut
you dudes are great and I love you all
some fucking legends hanging on the fucking wall
peace to tek, Snapple, stak and chronz
and who won the poll for the hottest moms?
I think it should be me but it might have been msrza
she’s hot too I know eD wants to show her his GZA
I’m really into Kriszy, and I don’t even know why
she is like my mother but there is something about those eyes
she makes me really happy and I love her a lot
a girl from Seattle could never take her spot
in my heart that is, where all of you belong
I guess this is just an appreciation song
so check it, peace to grave shifter, drew deez and bronz
and the rest of you internet molesters wearing thongs
I’ll keep it real gully right about now
25 pages of posters to write about
I’m sorry if I missed you, I didn’t mean to
theres so many people that I just cant get to
peace to LHX, mantiz, check two, ironman starks
and the rest of the killabeez that are chillin in the park
shout out to the Zoobabees bringing wucorp classics
this whole fucking forum is just way too fucking massive
if I had more voice I bet I could say ten names in a line
but I’m young and gay so my throat has been filled many times
and that’s how it goes when you’re a real dude like me
the greatest rapper since the seventh century
I’m out for now but we’ll meet in the casino
when we have the 08 wucorp meeting down in reno
and here's The Video.. SUUUUUUUUU
This IS hoW much I love you aLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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