Hello! Damn! Yall some serious muthafuckaz on here. Nobody likes jokes? You know they say it is healthy 2 laugh. I enjoy a good laugh.
Hello! Damn! Yall some serious muthafuckaz on here. Nobody likes jokes? You know they say it is healthy 2 laugh. I enjoy a good laugh.
I hate laughing. It hurts and makes me poop my pants with anal pee.
Holy shit son! That's sick.Originally Posted by Sexy Jasper
Yeah, I piss liquid rust from my ass. So you better not trying to make me laugh or I'll ruin your moms momo
Mama died in 2001 at 48 yrs old. (cancer) NOT COOL! = Don't go there!
I thought you liked jokes. Sorry.
what did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson
get out of my son!!!
"Da Mysteries of Chessboxin', first of all the word "mystery" means "unknown", you know, and the game of chess is like life, so in reality there is no mysteries to chess, it's just to those who don't understand life"- The GZA
two hookers are walking down the street.
one says "damn... i know tonights gonna be a good night we gonna make a lloooottaaa money.... i smell dick in the air!"
the other one responds
"Bitch i just burped!"
" I'm too ill/ I represent Park Hill/ See my face on the twenty dollar bill/ Cash it in, and get ten dollars back/
The fat LP with Cappachino on the wax/ Pass it in your think, put valve up to twelve/ Put all the other LP's back on the shelf/ And smoke a blunt, and dial 9-1-7/ 1-6-0-4-9-3-11/ And you could get long dick hip-hop affection/ I damage any MC who step in my direction"
Why is Mexico never in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are in the United States.
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