Wicked joke , had to share, add yours!
Whats the difference between a mugger and a peeping tom?
a mugger snatches watches, a peeping tom watches snatches
add your jokes
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Wicked joke , had to share, add yours!
Whats the difference between a mugger and a peeping tom?
a mugger snatches watches, a peeping tom watches snatches
add your jokes
hahaha^
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady said "That jerk had $500 in quarters!"
some black jokes...
what does a black man in uniform say ?
hi welcome to mcdnalds may i help you ?
whats the most confusing day in harlem ?
father's day
whats the world's largest comb ?
1000 ethiopeans carrying a huge ass canoo...
I don't like these jokes. I want my money back.
Fastest animal in the world?
The last chicken in Ethiopia
Last black joke coming from me I swears
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The president is recieving his daily briefing.It concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."
"OH DEAR GOD NO," Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazillion??!"
Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"
The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look".
"Oh, my God!!" says the doctor, " what could have made a hole as big as that?"
Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant."
The doctor says "An elephant's penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous."
Patient replies "He fingered me first."
Originally Posted by tekunique
THE 1ST 1... the one i heard was... what do you say to a black guy in a suit?
"will the defendant please rise"
You hear about the constipated mathitician???
he worked it out with a pencil
Black man and a latino man in a car, who's driving?
The police
Pretty shit, I can't tihnk of any right now.
this is a bad joke but:
why black people so tall - cos there knee grows.
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it? Wife: You wear briefs, don't you? ...
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
just saw this on crank yankers, its not that funny.
A guy has been going to this bar for years, and behind the counter there is a monkey in a cage, and every time he goes, he asks the bar tender why the monkey is there, but bar tender always refuses to answer.
Finally one day, when the guy asks, the bartender open the cage, and the monkey runs out, and the bartender hits him on the head with a baseball bat. The monkey then proceeds to give the bartender oral sex.
The bartender says to the guy "would you like to have a shot?", and the man replies "yeah, but can you not hit me so hard with the bat"
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