Another Fat Girl Attacks Me

**RADIOACTIVE MAN** · 05-10-2007, 12:11 PM

^^me and my dudes here are casting to do a little indie movie of it actually...this will give me a chance to venture into my other passion,directing,so stay tuned

**wurican36** · 05-10-2007, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by graveyard_shifter

^^me and my dudes here are casting to do a little indie movie of it actually...this will give me a chance to venture into my other passion,directing,so stay tuned

Sad part is, as long as it has taken me to read all this, it will only be about 10-15 minutes in a movie.

**RADIOACTIVE MAN** · 05-10-2007, 01:03 PM

actually not it wont be...trust me,we are gonna add a few fictional stuff to spice it up

**rainbow** · 05-10-2007, 01:04 PM

shit, ive gotten behind with the story, better catch up.

**MASTER PAI MEI** · 05-10-2007, 01:16 PM

THESE ARE THE TALES THE FREAKY TALES THESE ARE THE TALES THAT I TELL SO WELL!

**Lil' Ruger** · 05-10-2007, 04:22 PM

good good the jamaican dudes will wow cant believe the kinda shit they'd do if they caught him.

**RADIOACTIVE MAN** · 05-11-2007, 12:53 AM

Well basically after that,all i know is that John came back later that night and informed my dad that their mission had went well.He was mad impressed and felt that his work was done so 2 days later of being there,he bid me farewell to go back to La to take care of business and so i was on my own again.At this point,i was slowly recovering as i woke up next to Shante looking at me and saying "hey bIg guy,how you feeling",i replied in a sickly manner "a....whole lot better",then she added "thats good to hear babyboy,you were poisoned",i replied "yea i know,the person that poisoned me was in here with my dad" and Shante replied in awe "WHAT?",who was it and why would they have the odasity to show up here after what they did?" and i replied "Shante,i need some rest,ill explain more later please",so Shante understood and let me get some sleep.I have to admit,it was some of the best sleep ever as i woke up about 4 hours later to John just walking around the room and shit.He turned to me and said "ah good,you woke man,i got good news for ya " and i replied "whats that man" and he went "when ya dad was here,he let us take care of those fools that poisoned ya,you ssafe now,they wont be bothering you for a minute",i asked "did they actually say that they poisoned me?",John replied "hell no,we did'nt give them the chance to ma man" and so i burst his bubble and said "the person who poisoned me is still at large and it wasnt those niggaz,it was a female,i could'nt see her properly but i think it was kayla,she showed up here when my dad was here and was sounding very crazy".John puased for a minute and said "nahhh man,no way,i dont think that chick is that smart and viscious to pull of something like that,whoever did this knew what they were doing" and i replied "trust me,this chick is crazy man,and to be honest,im very afraid in this crib,i get this crazy feeling that she is watching me every inch of the way,we gotta get me outta here",so John replied "well,if thats how you feel,i suggest u get some more rest,when u feeling better,ill make arrangements to get you the fuck outta here" and so we agreed to that.I fell back to sleep some minutes later as John and Shante had to leave due to outside obligations but they took neccesary steps to make sure my house was safe but i guess that wasnt enough because i woke up some hours later and Shante was walking around in my room whistling christian songs and shit.I opened my eyes slowly as she came close to me and said "awwww booo,you finally awake,ive been hoping you would be", and i replied "listen Kayla,this has gone far enough,please,im weak,i cant do shit,i think you have proven you point.She laughed and said "Cris,you did'nt drink my soup,that greatly offends me boo,now imma have to take further steps to show you how serious i am" and i replied "what u gonna do to me that has'nt been done to me yet",she frowned and said "you still breathing ,arent you?" and i paused in awe as she turned around,walked towards the window and started talking to herself saying shit like "Kayla,what should we do to him,do you think he deserves our mercy,the lord has sent me to fulfil the prophecy",then she started speaking in toungues in a language i didnt understand.At this point,i was freaked out,i had never seen nothing like that,this whole time,i thought she was normal but now i was seeing her crazyness.

She turned to me and started screaming "THE DEVIL WILL BE SLAYED TODAY,BY THE POWER OF THE MOST MIGHTY ONE" and i just laid there and said "what are u talkiing about Kayla?",then she paused,frowned,looked at me with the most sadistic face ever and said "who is Kayla?,WHO THE FUCK IS KAYLA,ARE U SEEING SOMEONE ELSE NIGGA?" and i replied "kayla,stop playing,you know you are Kayla" and she got angrier yelling "WHO THA FUCK IS KAYLA NIGGA" and from the sincerity on her face,i realised that she was serious so i said "Kayla is a close friend of mine,no one to worry about",then she calmed down and said "Good because she dont wanna end up like you nigga".At this point,i was freaked out,this girl was just walking around the bedroom with a screwdriver in her hand,hair all messed up talking to herself saying things like "who wants to help me,is it you the devil or you the most high son of the lord,who wants to help me".I laid there and prayed that she doe'snt snap then she said "i know,ill just burn this nigga" and headed to the kitchen.Once she went in there,i struggled hard to find some strength in me and headed to the door and shut it fast and locked it as she ran towards it tryna prevent me from doing it.Luckily for me,it shut at the nick of time as i sat by the door taking a long breather and thanking God.All i could hear on the other side of the door was "OPEN THE DOOR,OPEN THAT FUCKING DOOR NIGGA,ACCEPT YOUR FATE,DONT GET KILLED NIGGA" Then she started banging on the door as i heard {BOO BOO BOO}.This was the creepiest day of my life as i heard her panting and breathing hard then all of a sudden,everything got silent.I decided i was gonna sit by the door and not open it and so i did and next thing i knew,A huge rock came in dangling through my bedroom window shaterring the glass into pieces.I ducked quick for cover,got up again and ran towards the door to open it only to walk into my living room tore up.The door was open wide and from what i realised,she had ran off.I quickly got hold of my cellphone and called John.

**100pr00f** · 05-11-2007, 01:56 AM

bitch is crazy

**RADIOACTIVE MAN** · 05-11-2007, 02:01 AM

John came as soon as i called him and was shocked at the state of the house as i said "believe me now??",John looked at me in amazement and said "whoa,this broad has lost it,are you sure it was her?" and he replied "dawg,i just experienced the craziest thing ever,she didnt even know who she was,she was actually going to kill me b",so John said "alright,get your important things,we getting out of this house man,ill have someone come and take care of your window and shit".So i got up,althought i was kinda weak,went through my stuff in the bedroom and took all my important documents,opened my safe and out all my money in a duffel bag and when i was done i told John "aight,lets bounce",but John said,"hold on kid,ive been doing this shit for too long,we aint just gonna bounce,we gotta sweep this place fast so follow me and watch and learn".so the 1st thing he did was check under every couch in the house and he was pulling out dope bags and shit and then he said "is this yours?",i replied "fuck no" and he added "excatly,she planted those here,lets go on" and so we went through my room again as he searched every inch of the room pulling out small quantities of drugs in little bags and saying "dont trust malicious people like her,she clearly came here for a reason,lets go on" and so i followed him as we headed into the basement and the search went on and i saw something shinny on the table in the basement and it was a gun,a loaded one at that and he said "i know you dont fuck with guns so i take it this aint yours either huh" and i replied in awe "whoa,what was this bitch up to you",then we headed into my crib office and he turned to me and said "give me all the passwords you use on this computer" and so i did and when he turned it on,he started going through the folders and the stuff he found left me shocked,there was loads of child porn on the computer as he said "yep,i thought so,this chick was trying to set you up,basically we gotta disconnect this pc and get rod rid of this cpu because if she calls the cops,they aint gonna hear no excuses,they sending you to jail for child porn,illegal firearm possesion and drugs possesion,basically this chick was trying to get you and get you bad.So we disconnected the cpu quickly and headed into John's car as we drove away heading to my dads cabin.I sat in the car shocked as hell thinking to myself "whoa,this chick is nuts yo,i never knew she would turn out to be like this",John turned to me and said "this girl is clearly alotta steps ahead of us,i see how she is playing her game,ive dealt with her types before,basically,we gotta play her at her own game Cris" so i asked "so what do we do man",he replied "its simple,we let her know we know whats she's up to by being very attentive.

It took us a few minutes to get to my dads cabin as John John said "ok,we have to check this place out too,follow me".We got in the cabin as he touched the couches and felt them and said "yup,someone has been here kid,the couch feels warm,stick by me" and so i followed him into the bathroom as he said "you smell that?" and i replied "yea man,",he added "women love to polish up,they have a great obsession with the bathroom and shit,she was in here,you can tell from the smell of the perfume",i was amazed at how good John was at what he was doing as i said "wow,i would never have figured that man",he added "the scent is still fairly strong which suggests that she is either close or she was here not too long ago",so i said "why dont we see if we can follow her and shit",he replied "from what you told me in the car,she has really gone nuts,i suggest we stay away for now,until i can figure out what we do next,all i know is this,you can't stay here either,she knows about this spot",then he proceeded to ask "who else have you brought to this spot?" and i replied "ohh shit,she knows about Shante",so John said "call her right now" and so i did as he asked and she picked up.I was so relieved as i said "Shante,u alright?",she replied "yea im good",i added "stay in your crib babe,whatever you do,watch out,that bitch tried to get me again and we suspect she knows about you so watch out".Shante replied "shit i hear that but she dare not mess with me,ill break that bitch" and so i added "fair enough,watch out though,ill meet you at your spot in a few".So me and John headed straight to Shante's house as we met her there and talked about the whole situation.She was preety worried about me and suggested we get a hotel together but John suggested that i live with him for my own safety and so i agreed to that.Shante decided to go live at her sister's crib for a minute.I was over at John's house for about a week just chilling and having fun then on the weekend ,he decided to throw a party and invited all our friends and some chicks around the way.So the party was on as i was now fully recovered and was trying to get back to my old groove.The weird thing about the party was that there was this dark skinned nice looking chick that was in my face the whole time and basically throwing herself at me and shit.At one point,she was sitting right by me basically trying to seduce me and shit saying "so what u on tonite?" and i replied "shit,what u on tonite?" and she replied "having fun with you",so basically the who whisper game went on then she took me to the room.The minute i got in there,she was taking off her blouse and shit but i started getting flashbacks of what had happened with the previous chicks i had dealt with and a really gory fear overcame me so i said to her "listen ma,im sorry,i cant do it" and she came closer to me and tried to touch me on my privates but something kept telling me not to do it as i said "yo,ive just been through alot,im not fully recovered,i cant do it,sorry yo,i suggest we just party and shit nah mean".once i said that,she kinda got pissed and said "whatever nigga,im outta here,this party sucked anyways" and walked out rapidly.I walked right out too as she headed out the main door and left.John came to me,dragged me to the room and yelled "DID YOU JUST FUCK THAT GIRL CRIS?",I replied "what if i did,whats the problem with that man?" and he replied holding his head "man....tell me you did'nt touch that chick,please tell me you didnt do it" and i asked "why whats wrong with her?" and he replied "Cris,that girl has HIV,she is known to be infected with that shit,and if you just fucked her,im sorry duke,you,re fucked,infact,i dont get it,she usually lets niggaz know before doing that,why would she keep that from you?".I was amzed and shocked,infact i was terrifed at how i missed death by an inch and said "holy shit John,i nearly fucked her,something stopped me yo" and John took a long breather and said "oh God,thank God man,she was trying to kill you man,why would she not tell you",then it hit me "whoa wait John,u onto something here,lets get that bitch and question her man".And so we headed out as my cellphone rang and it was Kayla saying "i underestimated you nigga,im suprised you did'nt fuck the present i sent you like the dog you are" and i screamed on the phone "I SWEAR BITCH,IM GONNA GET YOU,WATCH ME,ITS NOT OVER" and she laughed and said "oh really,do you see how easy it is for me to take you out cris??that girl was down to give you some diesease that would have ate u up in no time you bitch nigga,net time,ill get you" and dropped the phone.John turned to me and said "ok dude,this has gone far enough,tomorow,we head to her spot"

**RADIOACTIVE MAN** · 05-11-2007, 03:09 AM

So the next day,early morning,me and John got up and drove to her crib.We reached there and knocked but no answer,i then decided to go to the back door and knock and see if we would get a response but no answer.i started yelling "BITCH,IF U IN THERE,GET OUT,WE KNOW U IN THERE,GET OUT NOW"but there was no answer.A kid who aparently lived next door saw us and and came to me and said "she has'nt been home in a week,the last time i saw her,she did'nt look too good" so i asked him "what you mean kid?" and he replied "she is known to become different charcters but that day,she really went over board,everyone in this neighbourhood is scared of her,please becareful,for your own good" so i went on to ask him "why,has she done something crazy in this neighbourhood before?",he replied "i dont wanna say too much but yo,i watched her kill my puppy,she grabbed it by its ears and cut slit its neck open,when she saw me,she told me that if i said anything,she would do me the same way",John walked towards us as the boy said that and said "sweet lord,that chick is viscious,anyways,it seems like she changed base of operation,which makes this very dangerous for us now man,because once we dont know where she is operating from,she can hit you from any angle nigga,this aint looking good man".So i reached into my pocket and gave the kid some money and told him to stay indoors then i said to John,"man,this is the craziest shit ive ever experienced man,stabbing niggaz,multiples personalities and killing animals?yo,thats like a total 180 man,what the fuck yo"and john replied "man,ive heard of crazy chicks but this one is wayyy overboard,how they left someone like this roam scott free like that,i dont get it".So we decided to head into the car and drive away,just as we were about to pull off,i saw the curtains in the house move,so i said to John,"yo,shes in there,its payback time son" and he asked "what do you mean payback?",so i got out of the car,went to the trunk,got out my usual bat,headed for the window and smashed it in and yelled "NOW HOW DOES THAT FEEL YOU SKANK,GET AT ME IF YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES" and headed to the car as John drove away.John said as he drove "you know what you did is a very bad idea right,she is gonna get angrier and really come after you with all she has got"and i replied "you know what,fuck it man,let her do what she gotta do,right now,im gonna knock that bitch out,watch me b" and so John said "i think we need to strategize instead of making hasty decision,she is clearly dangerous but on top of that,very smart with what she is doing,that posses a great challenge you know" so i concluded "i guess so man,but this shit is getting tiring man,im really getting frustrated with this bitch".all John could say was "ive made some very good arrangements for her,all we need now is to catch her in the act of something".We drove around just cruising and thinking of plans when i saw someone walking by the burger king that we were approaching as i said "hold up g,aint that the bitch with HIV",John agreed saying "yea,thats her,lemme drive closer to her and shit" and so we did as he stopped and i hopped out of the car and grabbed her by her arms squeezing them hard and said "what the fuck were you tryna do bitch,you tryna kill me?" and she replied "get your hands of me nigga,i dont gotta discuss shit with you".John walked out of the car and said "lets put this bitch out of her misery,after all,she is already dying,maybe i should put a bullet in her head quick" and i replied "yea nigga,thall be good,go get the gun son" and once she heard that,she cracked and said "no no,she gave me money to fuck you and get you sick,i needed the money so i did it but i wasnt gonna force anything if you were not down"

I looked at this bitch with fierce eyes and raised my hands to smack her but stopped and said "you,re lucky i dont beat bitches up,GET THA FUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND",so she ran off like the bitch she was as me and John headed back into the car and discussed as he said "see,bitches these days are crazier than we dudes,we need to watch out",i just stayed quiet in awe thanking my lucky stars for not screwing that sick chick..We got back to John's spot as he took a shower,got dressed and said "yo g,i got a date tonite with Danishe so stay here,be safe man,call me if you need me aight" and i replied "aight man,do ya thing" and so he left so i chilled and decided to watch tv and relax.After a while,i got bored with that and decided to take a walk to the park right near Johns Crib.Now i thought nobody could possibly know where i was as not too many peeps knew about John's spot then my cellphone rang again and it was the bitch as she said "you wanna break windows now nigga?ok...i got you" and dropped the phone.I walked on saying to myself "whatever", then next thing i know,i felt like a wave of wet stuff just pour on me.It was so rapid i could'nt believe it,i started to smell it all over me and it was gasoline so i turned around fast and there she was with a lighter coming at me so i started so my impulses acted and i smacked her right in her face and she fell back.She got up and started running but this time,i was'nt having it,i started chasing after her in the neighbourhood as the chick ran like a cheeter which kinda amazed me for her size but i was determined to catch her as i yelled "GIVE IT UP BITCH,YOU KNOW YOU GETTING CAUGHT TODAY" but she wouldnt budge as she kept running.Now that neighbourhood had alot of nosy neighbours and i think one of them saw us chasing after each other so they called the cops because i could hear police sirens a distance away and i knew they were coming for us so i switched lanes into the left lane and went through a little alleyway and kinda lost the bitch for a minute there.i stood caught my breath and next thing i know,i hear BOOOOM on my back.I yelled "ARRRRRRRGH" and fell back as i saw the huge rock fall back on the ground.She then proceeded to start pouncing on me as i laid there trying to contain the pain and to be honestlhe hits were preety effective as i said while she points "you wait till i get up bitch",but she kept going at it saying "i gave u a chance nigga,you fucking dog ass nigga,imma burn you today nigga" and went back for the stone.She tried to throw it at me again but this time i was fast and ducked a little but felt the residue pain in my back from the earlier strike and said "bitch,its me and you now" as i held my wasteline outta pain.

Next thing i know,she came at me full force but i ducked again.i was trying everything in my power not to hit her as i kept saying "common bitch,bring it",she kept saying "you wanna fuck with me,i aint Kayla nigga,she was a soft bitch,im a whole different type of woman" but i stood there and said "im gonna beat the living shit outta you bitch,you have taunted me enough yo".she turned back and this time took out a knife from her jean pocket and came at me with it,swiping it from left to right and shit,i was lucky to get a hold of her hand and smack it off and shit but her legs went for my balls and shit and i fell back screaming loud outta pain.I guess my screaming helped because whilst i was on the ground,she pulled out a lighter and said "we shall see who else you gonna attract with that preety face" and came at me,but i found strength to get up,picked a small stone,threw it at her and missed and turned back running,she started following me with the lighter in her hand as i reached the road intersection only to be met by the cops who were waiting on me.i quickly said to the cops "yo,theres a chick back there trying to kill me,smell my shirt,she poured gasoline on me and she is trying to burn me alive" so the cops called for back up and had me sit in the car while the other went towards where she was.About 15 minutes later,she was arrested and taken into custody and the lighter was seized from her.Offcourse i had to go into the police station and give a statement and all that crap which took a while but my ordeal was preety much over

a case came up and she was sent to the mental clinic which she still is in right now for treatment,she sent me an email once trying to apologise and saying that she is a changed person who loves God but id rather stay far from her

Me and Shante got engaged for a while but then cut it off due to our work obligations...we still have our little friends with benefits relationship and she is preety cool with the fact that im with someone else right now

unfortunately Danishe miscarried and lost the baby but she and John got married
John now works for my dad as his fulltime bodyguard
Tyrone is doing jailtime right now for attempted murder
Guidah got shot a few weeks ago..he is recovering
im currently with Channel Samanta smith(the old mans daughter)
The milf sent me a long email apologising for what she did and wished we could stay friends but i chose to stay away from her and havent seen or made contact with her since
Katie moved to LA and got pregnant by a loser there
My father is still influencial and rich lol
and after learning the lesson of my life,ive been very faithful to my now girlfriend and try as hard as possible to keep the relationship drama free although i still get nightmares from my experience with Kayla

THE END....

now we can talk

**Visionz** · 05-11-2007, 04:14 AM

damn mayne bitch is crazy!!!, great story though, glad she didn't turn you into the human torch fo''real

**Hellspawn** · 05-11-2007, 04:47 AM

MAAAN that story was crazy, i'm kinda sad it's finished LOL but glad turned out good for you, it was a great read, better than alot of hollywood stories. you have skill for tellin stories man, still think should write a scenario and try to shoot that. good luck!
peace