Yo, Dooch

[Mister Yo]

i know you like the attention so i thought id dedicate a thread to you... and no way in hell i wanna start PMing you lolz

real shit though.

idk actually where you live in Ohio (i forgor) but im on my way to Cleveland next week (from Erie) and im looking for a place that sells jerseys. what do you know about that?

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I think the Dooch upgraded to track suits. More comfy to do heroin in.

[TSA]

^hahaha
touch would be my best bet for garments in the light-bulb meth belt

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Why does mister yo want to wear another man's name on his back? Sounds sort of cucksterish imo.

[Mister Yo]

^^^^

hahahah!

christmas gift fyi.

also fyi it would be a Yankees jersey and like the OG's they are, they dont put people names on the back so i dont have to feel like a cuck when i wear one.

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[Dooch]

The Dooch doesn’t wear jerseys because he’s not a wigger.

But your best bet is find a mall that’s on the verge of closing that only has black stores left.

Try Richmond Town square.

[Mister Yo]

hahahhaha Newman... i have that jacket boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hahahah

i just checked the directory of that mall and it has less than the Millcreek Mall. smh. y'all Ohio people are scum no way around it.

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Dooch is gonna send you somewhere with a high rate of car jackings and booty warriors



while he sits at home and rides the horse

[Mister Yo]

hahahahahahah.

right. i shouldnt have even asked. smh

but at the very least maybe i could find a close dive bar and see what comes out of that

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You guys should like.. go to Dave & Busters together in matching jerseys, then put pennies on rail road tracks.

[Dooch]

Welcome to Ohio Yo, Home of the Big Ten Champions.

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Home of Jeffery Dahmer

[Dooch]

My cousin Vito used to fool around with Jeff. Fat fuck. He had a family, kids.

You think any of these gerbils will even get that reference?

[TSA]

Mister Yo, your chest is too flat to handle is uncut Ohio blowjob meth. Bring your own because if you're fighting for dooches respect, he's going to call you a 'Putz' if you OD

Imagine if the temp agency hears about this