The official kill the guy above you thread

[PolitiC]

hard to kill a guy wit empty clips/but ima do it cuz i aint no bitch/shove up in ur ass those shits/so deep youll taste it in ur lips/use my legs too so u get the kicks/and there i killed u with empty clips

next weapon:double edged swords

[SurreaL]

This sucker mother fucker need's to goto school,
read up before you spit, it's a number one rule.
He want's to get rained on by a Quillotine?,
Goddamn dumbass, it's a mother fucking guillotine!
Chop your turtle neck off, leave you a lifeless peice,
when it come's to verbal kills, it's cock back, aim, release.

Next - Boom Box

[SurreaL]

holy fack you guy's already a page ahead. oh well.

[100pr00f]

lol thats becouse u skip this page...some times when u click a thread it puts u a page back..dont know y .. but it happend to me like 3 times.. i just look befor i post...just what u said in ur shit...but u didnt do it lol



next weapon:double edged swords

[cvadrocles]

duck taped my mouth so no lethal rhymes could come out; blindfolded the bloke so he'd not choak when i came forth from the smoke; fulfilled his last words, scissored his head off with double edge swords, blood gushin' out like invading mongolian hords

next - gummy bears

[Funk_Dock]

gummy bears?/ whats up dat shit/ u leave widda fat lip/ u backflip/ shove em down ur throat and smash it/ i kill with 1 hand tied/ neva lied/ ill fulfill your last words / and crush u like a herd

next - chair

[damaja]

Hey punky dock, what's up with your hair?
Looks like chairs with a care bear, i just stare
Over there. Where? Tick tock.
Oh yeah.

Next: old women

[Funk_Dock]

u blink u miss my attack / i smack u back to stone age with my battle rap / this is actual fact / u claim to be a damaja / but ill manage ya / and beat u with an old women with chicken pox / i kid u not

next - sledge hammer

[I-Legit]

wedge my sledge hammer in ya ass crack ina fagot manner, another kill, terrific..hold up let me get my camera, kodak moment holdin a randle sack with a eroded body while smokin opium...murder the truest holucigine, damn your bodys heavy..its ok IM HEMAN for fun in ya mouth might spill some seman......hammers the tool and your the bikon

whoops.....
n/w Turtle Shell

[Sicka than aidZ]

the whole objective of this fourm is to kill the guy above u not rape his mom/////u didnt even kill me

hahaaa!!

[Sicka than aidZ]

turtle shell,?...what the hell?/...u smell like a turtle ya idiot,...god dammit!...go wash your self.../
yeah,...I blundged Legit with a turtle shell an shit.../
it was mad fun....but the turtle seemed pissed...../ seventh wasn't quite dead an the turtle had a thing for messiah.../
"homo-turtle"...raped legit an sodomized the prick.../
then he quoted sevenths rhymes from the past an seventh damn near revived,...all happy cuz his ass cheeks got split.../
the turtle said "fuck that"...those rhymess suck dick".../
so he rounded up his turtle fam an put out a hit.../
seventh didnt see it comin,...some super mario bro's.../
turtle's?...messiah got his dick stuck in the hitman turtle an ended up drownin...but it was too late...she got pregnant,..you know how the story goes
... out the swamp,..another fuckin stupid turtle arose...

turtles lay egg's huh?


yo...simple......a big fuckin strap

[MARCUS-MTL-WU-LIFESTYLE]

check it out u piece of shit, your pussy with that mixture of smelly fish, I come with this big fucking strap and hit you like a bitch,get on your knees i'm torturing you like hitlers army did, I strap you so hard you could say I'm a retard, not giving a fuck even your Papa could see it after I taped the scene with a camera, I killed you right there and made you eat my dogs caca with a cracka..but I killed you with a big fucking strap u little blind bat, I made u see horror and u died with a strap inside ya ass, I also made u eat grass... yeahhh! know that im a retard for real ... now your dead on the floor , boom bop that gravediggaz horrorcore! I'm dancing with your dead body and lets do the twist ,my one two step is sick..I'll take the big fucking strap out and replace it with a rubber dick! in your ass that is! put your dead body back on the ground , move it all arround! I'm jumpping up and down , oh I forgot to tell you that i'm also dressed as a clown!

[the messiah]

turnin up tha volume on channel 3, i pig tied this nigga in close proximity to tha tv,
it was easy, i stood on his feet and put barrel between his rotten widsom teeth,
a second strap on his left eye lid, read tha bretta imprint from earlier's pistol whip,
this faggots still tryin ta talk shit, i saw em lookin at his pet turtle so i killed it,
taught um about catchin feelings then cherry pied his brains on tha ceiling

fuck you sicka, keep my name out ur mouth, startin shit with everybody u wack ass chump take them faggot rhymes another place

peace and respect to the rest of wu corp, big ben, proof, skale, on point and ronin, real shit!!!!



next weapon- a feather

[SurreaL]

I was going to drop a verse, but how the fuck am I going to kill someone with a feather?, that's some gay shit. lol

[the messiah]

be creative kid, shaolins deadliest weapon