masturbation+public place+incoming footsteps+quick motion zip up of my jeans=a very painfull 2 hours
masturbation+public place+incoming footsteps+quick motion zip up of my jeans=a very painfull 2 hours
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WTF ??? a bitch bit your dick ?????? wtf ??? that had to be fuckin' painfull..Originally Posted by SHRAP
shiiit...same for the zipper thing...
everytime I smashed my balls against something it hurts like shit and also for a pretty while...
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They should have at least gave you Viagra for something to hold onto.
gettin a tooth taken out by a student!, bitch stabbed me with the needle before she reached the gum, then 5-10 mins of pain rockin back and forward of my tooth, and i had to keep grabbin her arm, man she knew nothin, pretty hot tho
the worst pain i ever endured was junior heartbreak. yeah know it sounds lame but its. i kinda remember it llike it was yesterday. she was like y'know yer a cool guy but my parents dont like you . man i was so sad it just hurted . hurted more cuz it was a lie. she found a cooler crowd.
you get over things like that man, i imagine your young?? yeah man, it probs hurts now, but u meet new ppl
shiiiiiit....worse pain ive EVER endured wuz being stabbed, got into a scuffle wit sum bitch ass duke an tha nigga realized he couldnt get over on me so he pulled the gemstar n stabbed me, went 6 inches into my shoulder an cracked my shoulder blade bone,needed stiches an surgery an shit cuz the crack shit sucked...but i got him tho so thas all that matters i guess lol just lucky i didnt get stabbed any where else coulda been fatal...
the worst pain i endured was when i was 10, i was running up some hill and on my way running down it i fell. rolled around for a bit and when i was at the bottom i realised that this massive piece of glass went through my right wrist. and it hurt like a muthafucka and the bad thing was this happened in Turkey, and the bastard family members insisted i didnt need to go to the hospital as all they would do is put on their village mineral healing crap and it would be fine. bullshit, it hurt for a good couple months im lucky it didnt shread my vein, but the wound got an infection, i wonder why??? yeah so i got this massive scar for lif on my wrist.
iv also fallen off the top of a tree, that was really unpleasent i remember i couldnt breathe for a while.
and i also accidentally poured boiling hot water on my left wrist, that gave me 2nd degree burns and i have another scar on my left wrist.
I've been hit in head with the back of a standard hammer. (fractured my skull and bled sumpin awful)
Completely blew my knee out playin football (torn acl,mcl,pcl,and torn miniscus) those two hurt pretty fuckin bad yo!
But these could never even approach tha pain of watchin my mama (the sweetest person that ever walked the face of this earth imo) take her last breath at 48 yrs old (FUCK CANCER and fuck the assholes that know how 2 cure it and don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) sorry. Also saw my friend hit by a truck and killed when I was 9. That shit is still with me son! Kinda thing u wanna forget but you dont wanna forget u know?
Last edited by Come Honor Face; 05-17-2007 at 11:36 PM.
Probably when my ankle got snapped. It turned 45 degrees with my shin still facing forward. It dislocated and a bone was sticking out rather nastily, I still managed to pop it back in even though it hurt like hell. It was a very instantaneous pain though, shock kicked in pretty quick and I didn't feel a thing.
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yea those migraines are a fukin bitch especially those ones where you sleep and then wake up and its still there i have allergies and shit too so i feel pretty shitty most of the time. today im sick....so yea...
i broke my arm before but it didnt hurt for some reason...well it did but not enough for me to cry tho i did scream......loud.
when i got my dick caught in my zipper and had my fukin ballsack stuck in it OUCH that shit hurts like a muthafucka
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^^yeah the dick caught in my zipper hurts as hell, i went to the hospital and the doctor managed the shit (i was 10)
the tooth extraction is the worst : I went to my mother's dentist and the anesthetic didnt work because my blood was full of alcohol (a friend of mine who's doctor told me the anesthetic is useless if you drink!!!). So he let a student that workin with him extractin the tooth and...he broke it in 4 pieces...I had stuff like needles around every piece before he can extract it one by one (there were 4 and without anesthetic).
never had my frank and beans caught up but I was welding something once and I had an accident and the next thing I knew there were these lil liquid pellets a lil bigger than the size of BB's , that got past my welding smock and into my shirt.
It felt like 2,000 degree rain on my chest.
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