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    Got e'm like sizzy i'm all the way up
    ducking bcks mucking it up ruck it up suck it up pull ya self up by the boot straps
    rule maps clone cats throwbacks like jordan rocking 45
    muster lives cuckcold waves, dog farting up ya
    black knight like martin
    ten thousand bc, don't cha wanna emcee
    whats the story so far...… i rank you down to a Frankenstein no brain, no sanity
    mold humanity crack open time like vault
    yall make a deposit in my own immortal meter
    read brains like a Martian man
    Hunt cha like a crackdown
    who's mad now i big cock bully bitches in this naughty america
    she's my sex teacher read cha feature free ya like arthritis
    recycle you like plastic bags we're paper free
    i roll blunts like bars i'm roasting ya
    its all hysteria, meletonon magic mostly tragic like blastmatic
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    Prestigious making emcees rest up like Regis
    Turbo charged verbally the fast and furious demon
    Steaming like boiled crabs epidemics spreading vast
    Document my torment on Gangland last episode epic once bombs explode
    Never followed the street code quiet riot mode
    Flipping like Ox in belly before the throat slice life is a roll of dice
    Never fixed scaring vampire's like the crucifix the day Walker stalker silver bullet heart hitter splitter
    Born runt of the litter to alpha status
    leading the pack across the atlas
    Ice picking flesh obsessed with cess
    Bright like ultra violet rays to blind the iris
    Ladies I pull the flyest Nia Long types
    They stay cause I'm Kendrick Lamarr High Powered
    Prowess powers flying like Wild west gunshowers
    One beer rest in peace Doom my hot air propel balloons
    Jacuzzi laying with an uzi that weighs a ton plus a double barrel shotgun
    Nose punched shots run like tears from ducts to nasty hoes I'm celibate I don't give a fuck
    No comparison like Snoop against Marshall
    Half the team talk it out beef handled partial
    Your unskilled easily killed testing the arts of a martial
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    get sedated berated ill fated chopped down from heaven into a haven
    whats worth saving i'm caving in your chest
    i stay kicking swift like a rider kick
    watch you explode behind me
    class in the session addressing twisted dressing
    program more drums and synths than prince
    i mic jack bars with just one glove on
    throw fast far enough to strike ya out wit one pitch
    decisive affection connected transition
    gotta pull more strings with muppet precision

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    Dead corpes stiffened from rigamortis
    Tops get popped like Pringles I behead heads like Islamic Jihad Forces
    No Joe but I'm a G.I. pick army pants over Levi's
    Nice on the mic since I was knee high
    Leave eyes blackened bodies in state of shock after I rock box stop the clock
    Billy busting blank's I put queens to sleep with back shots after panties drop
    Fuck your Jordan's I stack bread my kicks Reebox
    Haunt em like Ghost power cook em like coke powder to a rock
    Stocks rising in prison I ran phone time like Verizon
    Now I'm rehabilitated without rehab rolling papers and three weed bags
    Keep the liquor like Talib kweli I'm a spit kicker
    Fuck a podcast I bring misery and death like dolphins to school's of fish
    Cool your bitch or else it's shoes to ribs
    I'm not with the foolishness got emcees giving up like suicidal people who refuse to live
    I do the knowledge wisdom polished with a treasure chest full of jewels to give

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    I’m the man wit the bars
    Hit em hard
    Rip n raw
    Y’all children’s to me
    Y’all stuck behind the baby gate
    Can’t even stay up late
    I’m a shoot at cha feet
    Make you do puff daddy
    You gotta relax…..
    Splice em like wires
    The most electrifying man
    In the game….shocking ain’t it
    Throwing elbows at you Fam
    Don’t cha short change me
    Ripping flipping gripping never slipping
    Kill em on tracks no react
    Put a pause on that
    S-H double E-P
    L-O-R-D
    Y’all just praise the b
    Got cha mentally trapped
    Y’all trapped on your phones
    Speak on it, you’ll get a ad for it
    Put up the cash for it
    Chaos reigns supreme
    Keep it on the team
    Keep it on the scheme
    I play to win, no talking
    No cheating no repeating
    I’m nice like a professor receiving a thesis
    Best peep this, I’m a put you on game
    I don’t give a fuck!!!!
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    Streetball legend of The Professor
    Here to school like Grayson Boucher
    Iverson plead 5th cause he don’t have answer
    Covid reality protruded thru bloodshot eyes
    Radicalized psyche ill as Larry King at Cedars Sinai
    Borat commands, Rudy Giuliani hatchet man
    Pandemic phlegm, MAGA mob mayhem
    Anti-mask madness, consciousness sclerosis
    Witches curses verses, caskets in hearses
    I murder emcees not democracy like GOP
    Assaults fatal, menstrual leakage out nasals
    Morgue raps how cadavers get stacked
    Rivals that survive are left Julian Assange suicidal
    Nemesis post losses of Donald’s golf courses
    Rotten opposition, advanced state of decomposition
    Competition non-existent like Trump’s wall construction

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    Angelic relic overlooking captives in hellfire
    My face on demand so they pay per view to see the lit wire
    Attire is flier than Slick Rick's Mantra telling children's story to my grandkids
    Aware of the gun toting white supremacists who scream obscenities
    But back down once gun cocked to ribs
    Ready to die if u try to pose threat to my wife and kids
    Gangster's quick to murder those who resemble his own likeness
    But become puss in boots once facing deployed troops
    Best believe I didn't crash the whip but still spit fire out the coupe
    Fresh out feasting on emcees like fresh water trout
    Like a dying light bulb your about to be out
    With my insane lacerations I leave autopsy doctors minds in fascination
    Many bow impressed how I shoot up the best like I'm giving out vaccinations
    Back against the wall like a killer surrounded by the police who'd rather go out in a blaze then face lifelong incarceration
    Shots whistle like hot steam out the kettle I peddle real bars
    Happy to be out the ghetto like bullet riddled Curtis Jackson bleeding out in a car
    Trying to be Tyson age but no chicken once I spar severely damaging the subpar
    Opposition can't take vital shots so they refuse to go bar for bar
    I'm one of the nicest on the mic like Jimmi Hendrix was the nicest on guitar

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    Dialect electric like guitar of Jimi Hendrix
    Malcolm X on pulpit, incendiary saliva spit
    Domestic terrorist Molotov cocktail bars I script
    Ill verses spread diseases like church choirs do coronavirus
    SARS lyrical, Vince Papale invincible with pencil
    Hannibal animal, Lecter cerebral ventricles
    Kerosene in oil barrels, flammable brain chemicals
    Arsonist genetics, hellish of purgatory pits
    Backdraft ethics, banana clips crisp biscuits
    Smoke-filled cockpits, psychic mind telekinetic
    Jihadist lab scientist, extensive hit list terrorist
    Scud missile exchanger, danger of gas chambers
    Murder entrepreneur, Bin Laden terror financier
    Hijacked deadly aerial tactics, sadistic graphics
    Conflict Napoleonic, gory scenery apocalyptic
    Deceased districts examined by homicide forensics

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    Seasons greeting cooking emcees all occasion
    Spice the shell drop fire smokey situation the victor two verse combinations
    To leave em shell shocked rap havok brought by the warlock
    Knocked out the box rappers want revenge from their weak friends I skinned
    Caught em alive squirming flesh burning pain
    The rain can't stop my fire burning desire
    On my gravestone here lies Manta the livewire
    Bone collector tone selector fever hot shot in your sector
    Twist em like noodles no comparison like a pit vs a poodle
    Flip em gun judo that gave me kudos
    Vision the scam worthless gun jaw man down hit by ram
    Well known like genocide and hoopty ride in Cali
    Prison turns Sam's to Salleys heavy hitters behind trees in war valley
    Tame I think wildly get blown by his queen in a tinted rented Denali
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    get put on my desk like a pop figure,
    no one finna get bigger than pillsbarry dough man
    i got that glow man
    i'm the last dragon vanity seen
    swing swords like conan the bar-barian
    yall sniffing more white than coke
    I got more castles fortified than bowser
    Gotcha leaning like towers of pizzas
    Catch those balls like receivers
    I’m the gunslinger like tom cruise
    Ya snooze you lose
    Don’t get it confused
    Defuse all these situations like bombs
    This is rogue vs meta
    Got get cha fetta, got cheddar slice and diced
    Pieces like a thesis read cha papers
    Pied piper snipe higher wired tighter
    Fast as the flash got snaps like fishes
    Wished wishing kiss pissing out floods
    Destroying you with this shining finger

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    Bloodthirst of Saudis in black Denalis
    Jamal Khashoggi murder in first degree
    Soul dirty as Motor City’s own John Salley
    Personality crazy like Aria Lee’s attorney
    Cujo dog breeder, cadaver golden retriever
    Revolt ringleader, heaters size of street sweepers
    Mentality of Timothy McVeigh death row diaries
    Warpath raps graphic as postmortem photographs
    Boa constrictor torso how I cut foes’ blood flows
    Mass mutilation, high-capacity ammunition to opposition
    Bodies missin’ like ones at Trump’s 2017 inauguration
    Russian hacker, splattered data of grey matter
    Plasma saturated craniums, wounds of shotguns
    Ed Gein how I potato skin epidermis from limbs
    Stovetop burnin’ how I cook organs of victims
    T-Rex teeth when I devour Chubb Rock size beef

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    Kruegar with Luegar in the Lex
    Fiends shooting Triple H overdosing on the steps
    Retired New Jack's by swinging sets of precise hooks
    Macho Man crashing heads with bells as star struck onlookers look
    Rowdy before the piper played bagpipes in his kilt
    Lyrics Jimmy Fly ask Snuka how I slammed and three count pinned emcees
    Bring your army just another sergeant succumbed to slaughter
    Biracial daughter all grown looking like China
    I stay low until I'm ready for Big Show
    Snatch the snake from Jake
    Gave him a Bam Bam Bigelow
    Undertaker raising Cain with the heat
    Iron packing shiek never relying on useless Goldberg techniques
    Got more Razor's than Ramon I'm known intercontinental champ
    Stone cold dialect versus them it's frozen camp
    Were bushwackers known for causing earthquake
    Use Hacksaw like Jim Duggan clotheslining the fakes
    Like Randy I'm a savage once u threaten my Queen
    Robbing Million dollar Man Ted Dibiase for all his cream
    I stay scheming like Bobby the Brain
    In a junkyard full of dogs feeding em propane
    Ol school as Bob Backlund putting you in the chicken wing
    A giant like Andre who kills like David did Goliath with the rock in the sling
    Thugs get dealt with like Xpac beat em like Kurt from any Angle rebel or hardrock
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    Yall say your ready for war
    Let’s go head to head
    Raw is war, its a warzone bar bones mars clones
    choke heads leave e'm split like eggs in the thunderdome
    Best believe it’s Monday
    I stay with a roman that reigns
    I don’t need the shield behind me
    I leave them executed in the ring
    Just call me the 1-2-3 kid
    Stay walking that razor’s edge
    I leave you leveled and deaded like demolition
    I run with more villains like DOOM and Lex Luther
    Yall bringing golden guns like Doctor NO
    Think I’m not awake at the wheel
    Stay sleeping on me you best be napping
    Grimace grim knight sharp shoot cha minds on sight
    I come off bionic like six traveling bricks
    Smoke you thru the rope like a baseball slide
    Don’t cha get super kicked
    Walk thru my shoes, you’ll stayed glued to news
    Play more strings than the blues
    Get hit wit that sweet chin music
    Catch them clue tapes
    They be raping you on records
    Claiming you getting dollars
    When your just scrapping by with no cents
    Clock me in like aew dynamite
    Its time to lay the Friday night smackdown tonight
    Don’t ask if I can write I scribe more minds than telepaths
    I’m like Elliot flying wit E.T. in the basket
    Rolling up dough laced iron cases wasted faces
    get roped into dilemmas call it the Kelly Rowland
    I’m always down for fun in the firefly funhouse
    Long as Alexa Bliss is thee, its about to be some twisted bliss
    Get cha bars bookended ain’t no looking
    When you get hit by the deep six
    Hook the leg for the one, two, three
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    Apathetic rhymers sleep at the wheel like Tiger
    They’re masters of green when put out to pasture
    Wack cats enter players club dollar bill munificent
    When these young bucks ain’t even worth 50 cent
    Counterfeit emcees are as real as monopoly money
    Missouri Senator Josh Hawley chicken shit qualities
    They best lay low like McLaren Senna suspension
    Don’t be cavalier or I’ll turn into a killer like Jordan
    Ruffneks get grounded like Thailand’s F16 fighter jets
    Like Trump’s post-debate poll numbers foes plummet
    We can take it to the streets like pro-Trump protests
    Distressed fears will be reduced to waterfall tears
    Hammer in mouth for gags, nuts Lipton tea bagged
    Anaconda vice CM punks, grills left with speed bumps
    Blades size of bulldozers through your Sherpa pullover
    Capital punishment of dictatorship regimes after guillotine cut cleans

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    Apocalypse once I pop the clips
    Venomous tarantula bites through necklaces
    Stick up kid's telling fibs get hit the fatalist
    Cats praise this catalyst opponent baby killer clapping cribs
    So I won't face revenge faceless attacks on the bridge
    Remedy after the slaying I'm praying to Allah for forgiveness
    Live this quiet storm Prodigy reborn bringing havoc in riot's scorned
    Eating cobs with the children of the corn
    Modern Malachi with the evil eye in the cut drilling a frightful sight
    Hamburger hill blood spillage splatter
    Remains dumped in the dumpster a free flesh platter feast for rats and coons scattered
    I'm dead wrong like I dug up Micheal Jackson to ask who's badder
    They better cremate me or I'll return to the field to charge there's no free safety

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