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    Stakes a case, cook e'm on the grill got a lil moon lit and chill
    i'm a villian when i ghost reap ya leave some cherries by girl's body
    homes hotties clone gotti's take over soilder thru brutality and injuries
    leave you in pain like auto-immune diseases
    catch these vocals with no auto-tune
    catch these darts at cha staple center like kanye in a commune
    i'm infinite check my imperm disturb you like ring worms
    sink down to germs with no charms and vaccines
    just yesterday i got a new kitty and now she's sitting on my lap
    relax when you post i admin threads like a c-e-o
    with no hands mom!!!
    don't ask why i put a D-M-G in a cup
    just remembered the line
    got e'm like two girls one cup
    now they asking what's sup
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    Yoooooo
    My skills punish, you untill ya grills rubbish, make ya cry like peeled onions More electrifying. Then a eels touch is, got a girl thats real luscious Eat these rappers for real like sealed lunches More bad ass than a navy seals gun is
    More fly then everybody that wields luggage
    Im the beer clutchin career crushin fear nothin fierce one with...sheers cuttin blood spills gushin no need to worry bout the wounds cuz u wont heal from it

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    No need to show the crabs, leave u in no man's land
    Suppose yall grand like ya got a pocket full of President grants!!
    The tension has expanded leave ya ripped like too much extension on rubber bands kid..
    It's f n d the mother fucka closing the case indefinitely
    High speed chase can't catch this Mc, baby driver high wire ticking time bomb waitin ta expire..
    Boom goes the blast see u at high noon a duel with two unlikely Goons with a fast draw casino blackjack...
    A crowd of people in awe from the steel that's drawn having flashbacks ;-)
    My skills punish, you untill ya grills rubbish, make ya cry like peeled onions More electrifying. Then a eels touch is, got a girl thats real luscious Eat these rappers for real like sealed lunches More bad ass than a navy seals gun is
    More fly then everybody that wields luggage
    Im the beer clutchin career crushin fear nothin fierce one with...sheers cuttin blood spills gushin no need to worry bout the wounds cuz u wont heal from it

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    Break Doors like Jim Morrison
    Riders of the storm storing hyms
    Snap into an emcee like Macho Man snapped into Slim Jim's
    Tore em to piece's the aftermath was puzzling, let's toast another win
    Sharper than an i.v. needle penetrating a junkie's skin once I begin
    Eating livers alive like drinking three fifths of Seagrams gin
    Want a hit basshead? Cracked his chin
    Open fire execution solution, holy smoke distribution
    My district looting store's during corner
    Wars, deadbolt the doors
    Axe hack your whores, bleeding rainbow bright, many lack insight to flex once I'm in sight
    Penetrating your wife's sugar hills like rapper's delight
    Niggas With additude die Eazy like Eric Wright
    Get snipe like Wesley in New Jack City
    They can't fuck with me imagine Joker in Sex in The City
    Finger the nine bust shots premature it's a murder quickie

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    Damn son...
    My skills punish, you untill ya grills rubbish, make ya cry like peeled onions More electrifying. Then a eels touch is, got a girl thats real luscious Eat these rappers for real like sealed lunches More bad ass than a navy seals gun is
    More fly then everybody that wields luggage
    Im the beer clutchin career crushin fear nothin fierce one with...sheers cuttin blood spills gushin no need to worry bout the wounds cuz u wont heal from it

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    Emcees cooked like Dahmer prey
    Benny Blanco when I aim Carlito's way
    Baked biscuits cause heart BPMs to fluctuate
    Hot lead roasts your beef to sirloin steak
    Elevate burner heat till blood coagulates
    Gyrated heads spun like Gatling guns
    Fierce artillery lay you down horizontally
    Tailbones turned to pasta of spaghetti
    Memories snuffed when I blow brains hastily
    Cardiac arrest after I decompress your chest
    I assault adversaries like Trump did democracy
    Manslaughters recorded by HD camcorders
    Reprisal assassinations, Delta without vaccination
    Corpses collapses of Afghan security forces
    Nerves shake like tectonic plates before quakes
    Grave mistakes, now lives decline like birth rates

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    Cats are jellow shook writing malnourished lyrics with dull hooks
    While cats Beat-Nuts I get money Off The Books
    Thoughts are drastic I drop it heavy like Big Puns casket hit a rat with a rachet
    Gone psycho like rabbid racoon's
    More fearless than baboons you were monkeying around untill the gun wounds
    A Madvillian like MF Doom emcee's go balloon pop
    Break ankle's like Steph Curry shoot up the court rapid flurries drop
    Embarrassing like Nick Cannon Eminem replies straight retarted
    I P.C. emcee's like R.Kelly denying charges
    I drop rants more ignorant than Karen's I don't give a fuck who's caring
    Mind blowing like spoiled seed's killing their own parent's
    My lines contain more fire than Donald Trump's Apprentice
    You moving weight a nigga can't bench this
    Shot up your alley on the block I used to move more white than a Klan Rally
    That's when I was dumb, deaf, and blind mislead by black devil's
    Before we hit his lab fill the trunk with body bag's, and shovels

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    I'm Walter White in a lab
    Emcees anatomies are breakin' bad
    Foes left broke as Lester Diamond in a casino
    Skeletal structures rupture
    Flesh left for famished vultures
    Cartel homicides, bodies sulfuric acid vaporized
    Only dog tags are taken out in bodybags
    With no remorse I'll murder your task force
    Souls I rapidly seize like Taliban did rural territory
    Convos are cut short with long ammo
    Cats envious of golden showers by R. Kelly
    They sit to pee, Mena Suvari American beauties
    Cry macho cause they're fragile as male ego
    Sworn enemies plead for peace treaties
    Too much artillery for an emcee to beat me
    Even if they cheated like Sonya on Dell Curry

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    I’m the best even now
    I’m blastmatic and I’m lyrical addict
    Mixing flows with beef stew
    Spit flavors of all types
    Write bars that ignite
    Leave you warm as a microwave dish
    Like the one chip challenge
    So when your all outta poop
    You need milk of magnesia
    Emcees ain’t seeing you like Cena
    Who’s meaner than tamina
    nobody’s meaner
    I’m hungry causing a misdemeanor
    Don’t make me repeat
    When the river meets the sea
    I read them like rights please
    Snatch fakes off the block like ankle lock
    Take em down bottom
    Don’t know how I rock em sock em
    Drop elbows leave you busted open
    And broken like shattered glass
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    Undertaker Cain body slams after a Smackdown like I wrestled for WWE
    I fatally break down emcee's like Eddie Guerreros acute heart failure from atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease
    I throw dog's bodies in the Junkyard
    Robbin- hood rappers until I'm a Million Dollar Man like Ted Dibiase
    Hold the Atlas like Tony the Man who never uttered Honky Talk
    Greg the Hammer Valentine in titantron HD
    So beware I'm loco entering the ring with parrot's on my arm like Coco
    I break bones of thug's who try to harm me sergeants get slaughtered when we bang like George Gray I'm a One Man Gang
    Trying to get McMahon money like Shane
    Make you bleed like Butch Reed in the middle of the ring I'll maul ya
    You versus me is like Paul Roma vs The Brooklyn Brawler
    Model moves like Rick Martel Jim Duggan causing Hacksaw hell
    Well known for my bravado shooting down opposition like Dino Bravo
    Motto ultimate as the Warrior I'm a Rowdy Piper minus the kilt
    A Giant like Andre killing Jake's and snakes my firearm knows no chill
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    Last Boy Scout on football field, no chill
    Of Gilbert when in arenas with hammer cocked
    Real-life Rambo as SWAT sniper on rooftop
    Black Panther gats size of Dino Bravo's back
    Sick wits will tutor local conscripts on torture tactics
    Iron sheiks camel clutched till they lie under white sheets
    Callous existence is why I pledge allegiance to violence
    Empty cartridges after semi-automatic barrages
    Surgical gauzes couldn't clog gorges of rib cages
    Mexican mortician how I suture hollow lesions
    Crimson rivers, bodies dissected to slivers
    Livers sold to cannibalistic highest bidders
    Forest Whitaker as Dekker contract killer
    Rivals be ghost dog like phantoms in an opera
    Physical trauma causes stress to medulla oblongatas
    Enemies' pain came soon as God cursed me like Cain

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    Blind swordsman sipping tea plotting the next bounty
    Quicker picker upper swing low decapitation, violent violation
    Pete Rock straighten it out I'm smooth like C.L. packing young guns the Soul Brother's in Mecca
    Warlord in the sector with Dubai riches
    Security bitches wanna hit this
    So with swiftness I sex fitness
    Then throw garments on
    Big chain's like Pretty Tone as I perform lyrics of fury like William Griffin Jr.
    Stay in tune as I give brain tumors
    And abolish lame loser's and snake heads like Medusa
    My queen tight your's looser than baggy jeans I re-up off loud bags of green
    Catch a foe in the dark lit with beams
    Bandana on as I violently beat a vagabond then travel on
    Yellow brick roads eat a bar then spit gold, thoughts remain ice old Satan put a bounty on my soul, but I subdued the hold

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    Grade cha bars on a curve
    Ain’t got no sympathy
    When I’m ripping these minds apart
    Playing this symphony
    Relentless end cha sentence
    Gotta keep lay the point like pippin
    Blocking ever action like Rodman
    I’m the center of the universe
    Call me the best even now
    I’m more than a b-plus player
    Leave you deaded like a bricklayer
    It’s the S-H double
    Leave you popped like bubbles
    Hold cha own
    Spill your guts she ain’t here no more
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    I'm intriguing to instigators and intruder's
    850 volts like electric eels they wished they got hit with ruegars
    Loser it's Alex Trebec Jeopardy spin the wheel weaponry
    The price is right so I react colder than Artic nights step with discretion don't question me
    Street talk mastery from an OutKast crumblin herb spine shots from the serve
    You got a nerve know it's pinched
    Intense from future to past tense
    Light a emcee like insence instantly
    Street thief regime raised off the brink of insanity
    We spare none no biting he's a rare one
    Impair many of hearing they're horrendously fearing execution level events once I bus-ta rhyme
    Damage the foes and others in line

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    Collateral damage venom carnage
    Public executions without hesitation
    No reservation I'm not Native American
    Cracked ear lobes like thieves do safe codes
    Jihadist bastions on stronghold missions
    Murder music producer like Phil Spector
    Doc Holliday gat spray mars neural pathways
    Infinite decimation one's brain functions
    Snapple Lady fixation cocaine addictions
    Full moon terror of werewolf legends
    Rex Ryan all-out blitzes in preseason
    Ghastly occurrences remembered vividly
    Abuse of reformatories, electric shock therapy
    Neurons die daily due to serious brain injuries
    Plasma spills ill-will, Dr. Kevorkian skills
    I help kill like they were all terminally ill

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