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    Pussy lips tighter than money grips
    My Thor hammer rips prophylactics
    OJ's lawyer said the glove didn't fit
    Randy wish his johnson was like mine a big unit
    Tan banana thick as Cardi B.'s mascara
    My ravishin' rick rude not size of ice cube
    Anaconda would stretch Mia Khalifa's vagina
    Noah's ark didn't have this much wood
    Extra lube needed soon as head starts to intrude
    Karrine Steffans tried to deep throat half my cock
    Her biological clock stopped while eyes bloodshot
    Transvestites with great white appetites want a bite
    Even dykes turn meat lovers when I flex the pipe
    Gigolo to widows dressed in only a mask of Zorro
    Dubbed Don Juan DeMarco by Marlon Brando
    Twenty-five wives couldn't handle this sex drive

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    I got a table for three
    Elevate iron gotta wait
    So I weigh in, call me third party
    Brace stave off hounds of hell
    Gotta come thru the darkness
    Carrying my torch
    Coming off the porch like Saraya to AEW
    Snap ya neck and vince will let cha go
    Pay for ya trials I tribulate when I animate
    Coming thru the door like the kool aid man, aight
    But I hate telling good people bad news

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    Walter Matthau bearer of bad news
    One-on-one? You're nuts like cashews
    I get ugly as Whoopi Goldberg on The View
    My Spanish flu assassinates whole crews
    Blood spills after the nine mil gets ill
    Stove top how I cook for whole blocks
    Freddy Krueger demeanor when I'm sleep walkin'
    Smith & Wesson when I bring iron of Tyson
    Allstate mayhem, accident waitin' to happen
    Chaos of ISIS, too evasive for forensic analysis
    Nuclear physicist concoction hydrogen gases
    Criminality activities engaged infinitely
    Told Jay Z it ain't personal after I poison Ivy
    It's business like Sollozzo, Godfather sicario
    Ransom notes but only after I choke throats
    Mexican Dahmer, improper disposal of cadavers

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    I’m brave in the heart
    Gotta play my part
    Always got the spark to start
    State of the art darts
    Complete compete retreat stay defeating you
    I’m a salty losing giving myself a hard time
    I don’t let that define me despite what happens
    Computer chip flow clones even know
    Used PC’s when I’m studying
    Minds are bulging like muscles
    The leader tells what to do
    Got screwed by who knew
    Get no clues see your cues
    Review the news
    See more views
    Tell lies to your vision
    So stop watching television
    Cant fix they transmission
    Wicked wit the wisdom
    Come in peace, or leave ya wit a thesis
    Shred cha pieces when I ether this
    Razor sharp when I write
    I strike like lightning
    Futuristic lyrical mind bends
    Shape shift whiff at cha strikes
    Can’t even bike up the hill
    Without losing breath
    Aight I’m that nice
    Throw it up like white rice
    Been tight since I was microphone fiend
    I used to read the source magazine
    Trying to be larger than life
    Strife be striking this iron
    I’m wired differently got the mic in my palm
    Riding a griffin cold ripping statues down
    Yall forcing my liberties so I tear apart a nativity scene

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    Glad bag those trash verses u must've delivered those coffin raps in hearses
    I just created your Wake weak snake slithering worthless
    I'll hurt this without getting emotional causing commotion though basically slicing your frame to bits like swordmasters from Tokyo
    Those booty songs you dropped for a toilet label to promote you hoe a whole waste of a dope beat
    Your raps put me to sleep sail those weak bars u speak up shits creek
    Shut down your fleet like swat teams do trap houses
    Gun in my trousers to pullout and pump shots at
    Transvestite emcee's running in blouses
    I'm like a wolf pack hunting sheep my Lil bow slaughtered your Peep's Mantra play for keeps
    Comforting your Mama as she weeps caressing her cheek's
    U should've laid low and stayed discreet vegan emcee's want no parts of beef now your rocked to sleep
    Your Wacker than Chief Keef lyrics belong burned in trash heap's
    No one is bumping your shit no responses after your upping that Wack shit
    You tried so I'll cut you some slack tripping on Mantra Mack you'll be the next rapper besides Slick Rick rocking an eyepatch
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    Slick Rick dubbed me the ruler
    Mexican Dalton double deuce cooler
    Brad Wesley bad guy in Jasper, MO
    I leave beef as diseased as mad cattle
    With abnormal ability to barbarically battle
    Rodan claws, rebel without a cause
    Hatred as deep as kamikaze Japanese fleets
    My pen is equivalent to a militant's temperament
    Monster killer like Yang Xinhai with meat cleavers
    These be R&B emcees, Ralph Tresvant sensitivity
    Artillery precise accuracy obliterates anatomies
    They'll find their bones buried in Yellowstone
    I run thru gauntlets of payback-minded sicarios
    Foes hung like cartels do cops in Jalisco, Mexico
    Calvin Broadus 1993 first-degree murder cases
    Nemesis hopeless like hearses headed to churches

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    I’m ahead of my time
    I’m back from the future
    Doc brown you cops now
    Delete cha like you ain’t elite
    Defeated redistributed
    Can recuse yourself when im judging you
    You can call me Heinz
    Cuz I’m waiting for y’all niggaz
    to catch up
    Ain’t cha last draft pick
    I’m the number one pick
    Can’t drip if you cant rip
    Slip up like a dj who can’t spin
    Alls I do is win!!!
    Even if I lose
    I know the rules
    It’s a teachable moment
    Who’s the master
    Sho’Nuff!!!
    Got gruff ruh-roh
    Scooby do her like Velma and Daphne
    Can’t catch me like Pac-Man
    I’m evading all
    Standing tall, can’t call it
    I’m not smalls
    Even when I prospect
    Do not enter
    Breaking wood like master splinter
    This isn’t a spoiler, a prediction
    This is a fact!!!!!

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    Unfriendly undertaker body baker in the morgue
    Hardcore like cop killer's firepower thriller
    Strength of a silverback gorilla Mantra champion of the Manilla
    Ducking shots like Joe Frazier desert eagle blazer on snitches singing like Fantasia
    Snatch a pig's tazer connect four razors
    Kingpin moving narcotics Tony Montana logic
    Giving you peas black eyes so let get it started
    My flow uncharted off the banger blast
    Golden eagle tactics my theatrics crack glass
    Diamond deep blood pools for your Peep's
    Murder devil's with arrows like Cherokees
    Desert camel rider moving through sandstorm's
    Test me guns drawn like comic's Mantra bionic
    Classical like Illmatic and The Chronic
    Comet strike power choke em out like weeds do flowers
    Keeping your roses right hook breaks noses of noisy soldiers
    Prisoners of war are tortured with ice picks, and saws
    Sword sharpened like cat claws your beheaded in the hall
    Like my pussy sushi raw Asian dime's fuck em all
    Backshots stronger than Everclear
    Break backs like M. Byson shootout without fear frantic civilians panic
    And Run for Cover like Rakim I'm No Joke sparking
    Sparkling like seltzer water your plans failed like Donald Trump's walls at the border
    I break law n order untreated mental disorder

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    Destruction of Mayans predictions
    Future sickenin' as Kevorkian's vision
    Deadly viscosity, Hiroshima radioactivity
    Plutonium in Nagasaki, infinitely anarchy
    Catastrophic calamities state of emergency
    Apocalypse abyss, purgatory in bliss
    Angelic landscapes divided by quakes
    Ten meter deep craters swallow equator
    Chernobyl reactors, unprecedented disasters
    Ecosystem collapse, Bermuda triangle off map
    Defamatory allegories, cosmic alchemy
    Cycles in menstrual, decimated residentials
    Cemetery carnivals, fentanyl accidental
    Pandemic panic, apocalyptic scenes frenetic
    Elevated gallows distorted by shadows
    Demised doves cry over gothic skies

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    Vivid horrific images of terror like Bloody Mary in the mirror
    The man with no emotion causing commotion shooting up theatre's
    Rest well in hell no firewater chill
    Demon's scheming on my soul no deal
    Illness without a remedy a weak depiction of a dragon like Jason Lee
    If emcee's refuse to bow bat to knee's
    Your hanging as strange fruit from the gallows blood spills from his boots
    Bullying opposition like Suge Knight did Snoop
    Rapper groups call em goof troop banana boat rider's
    Burst your apple leaking cider the verbal glider nightrider
    U don't wanna gamble with trigger I'm the shootout award winner
    Specialist with a lisp and a crisp Wu fitted
    We steak knife emcee's stitches are forbidden
    Silver bullet to kill a vampire good riddance
    Cremate the corpse after the autopsy
    Clones all copy they're to artificial I'm too official can't stop me

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    Neo in matrix artificial intelligence
    Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus violence
    Proclamation of absolute irreverence
    Tyrannical vengeance exulted by malevolence
    Extraterrestrial space-crafts with alien autopsies
    Apocryphal stories turned forbidden fantasies
    Faulty perceptions on trails of flawless mutations
    Boa constrictors squeeze triggers of extinguishers
    History of Christianity customary of atrocities
    Groups of rebels ambush convoys of foreign troops
    Anemic baboons howl at blood-red moons
    Inessential depictions of vain revelations
    Commotion absorption, corpse-like ruinations
    Evil notions after sun falls behind ocean
    Deceased psyches dwell in funeral farewells
    Dire cries from demised souls that scald in hell

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    Michelin man how I scald rubber
    Heat from baked burner smolders
    I set myself on fire like Richard Pryor
    Fourth-degree flames out oral cavity
    Aileen Wuornos labeled me a monster
    Mental disorder of Norman Bates mother
    Ed Gein psycho when unchained like Django
    Dahmer in his prime, Frankenstein mind
    Morris Bolber doctor turned ogre creator
    Severe mental illness of QAnon followers
    When I pen horror of Dracula like Bram Stoker
    Manson in meditation crazed imagination
    Penis OD on Cialis search and destroy
    Cartel hitman ploy, Paco Moreno bad boy
    Detroit couldn't contain me with Jordan rules
    I put up crazy numbers of Lew Alcindor in prep school

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    You got crabs
    Like poetry for Neanderthals
    Can’t rip a fat one
    If the shit don’t fall
    Crazy wild off the Bacardi
    Made
    Minds
    Knarly
    Can’t compute cha like I Carly
    I play the line like the varsity team
    Slam dunk a trunk full of punks
    Pile on jewels and mummy wraps
    Can’t fit midgets in a clown car
    Battling at bars
    Pull they bitches from they cars
    Clone classic mad man
    Break beds like craftmatics
    Destroy everything in time
    We all ain’t the same boat
    We’re in the same storm
    Some are in yachts
    Some are in canoes
    Some are drowning
    Just be kind and rewind!!!
    If you wanna tell me something
    I ain’t cha personal hard drive
    Get downloaded like data
    Just stop being a hater

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    I hold drums but not the ones you play the ones that spray a million crabs clapped in four days
    You cease to exist essence return to the final stage
    Mantra brings primal rage squad full of shooters like Memphis gang's your situations Bleek my technique is Coming Of Age
    Your whole steez is played like Lady Of Rage
    I'm Bird Flu sick my opposition takes more L's than the Knick's
    Put you out the league like Anthony Carmelo
    Emcee's bitch made and fake lyrically I'm lighting niggas like candles on birthday cake
    Fuck the small talk six feet deep due to silencer on the revolver problem solver
    Shining like new leather bombers
    Purple Haze high killing more civilians uncivilized chameleons changing from blue to red
    Dutch masters to the head eyes bloody red

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    Cop hater turned pig slayer
    Salivatin' like Cujo after bat bitten
    Lethal as Covid-19 global death data
    Wild savage like Kamala in Uganda
    In Timb boots menace of Al Qaeda offshoots
    I drive hard like Jordan with disregard
    Violation of whistleblower protection
    I roam streets like vampires in need to eat
    This havoc of P on Mobb Deep beats
    Records loud never a quiet storm
    Newborn to parents of children of the corn
    Cobra head with Medusa snake eyes
    Jimmy Snuka wish he was this super fly
    Bird influenza, Avian flu toxic saliva
    Bloodthirsty like Lon Chaney as mummy
    Vicious jackal, Neanderthal cannibal

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