"show These Crabs How To Rhyme Thread"

[KERZO]

is that ur ass

My as was my ass the last time i looked at my ass...

wot

wot..........sits?

I'll skip over the small talk and spit a freestyle....

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I'm the pneumatic dramatic apptly wrapped rapper
No matter how ya see me, I rap way smarter
Than any MC than ya ever seen before
Busting rhymes from my glasgow dome down to singapore
I'm so hardcore, Slamming niggaz faces to the floor
Ya won't want more of my deplor-able ador-able
Tomes suped with sonic boom powered microphones
Topping the ranks of any contest ya set up, Don't let up
I blast the jet up and watch it blow your whole set up
Makin the pledge to only drop the 'ledge when i bust these
Artistic rhymes that simply propel the mental lungies
Throwing oranges in the air, liquid swords slice em in half
These ninjas aint got a chance when they aint doing the math
No questions asked, Mind paraphrased, eyebrows raised
Enter the battle and get dismantled in so many godly ways
I left ya dazed for days before you raised the alarm
Try to snatch the sanscript from my palm, But still i stayed calm
Ya will never succeed in overshadowing me
I'm the planetary being whose lines will set you free
When i drop science, you lions, will reply in defiance
I control the mic appliance like a crazed scientist
No one be spittin this straight hitting versatile style
So I pile up niggaz and send em a 100 miles into exile....KAPOW!!

[I GOT A CHAMBER]

is the dilly yo with the bac end eo

[SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS]

yeah i have, but yours is parallel to the expressions of a gnat. well nice talking sheepish..tada for now

THANKS FERM I'LL KEEP THAT MIND

[Mantra]

I'll hit you once, pumpkins slumped from pistol pumps
Biscuit whiped cunt , flee strapped on a manhunt
Gladiators how many lumps you want?
In Lexus slumped, another chump chopped, and dumped
Luegar manuver mover, make victims eat manure
Crew of cops webbed, i mediate with the dead
Who wanna make the list like Craig?
On the block cock blocking kids from Jenny
Pussy hitting envy,
got me sneaking in cribs through chimmney's
Bend freaks like elastic, their friends recommend me
My props too numerous like ghetto thugs holding semi's
Potatoe cutting emcee's by the docs, drops water leaks
Your majesty is majestic with this magical, and tragical delivery

[SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS]

I'll hit you once, pumpkins slumped from pistol pumps
Biscuit whiped cunt , flee strapped on a manhunt
Gladiators how many lumps you want?
In Lexus slumped, another chump chopped, and dumped
Luegar manuver mover, make victims eat manure
Crew of cops webbed, i mediate with the dead
Who wanna make the list like Craig?
On the block cock blocking kids from Jenny
Pussy hitting envy,
got me sneaking in cribs through chimmney's
Bend freaks like elastic, their friends recommend me
My props too numerous like ghetto thugs holding semi's
Potatoe cutting emcee's by the docs, drops water leaks
Your majesty is majestic with this magical, and tragical delivery

NICE VERSE JTS

[SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS]

Ultimo Gizmo Gitmo
My flow wrestles on the ground/
Breaking you down
To enzymes and nuclear peptides/
My one line stanzas be aptly titled like Cobra Commander
Examiner him or her furious when I bury this/
Round off ya dome like the coliseum
Before the top was blown/
Back to fractions before the
Arabic’s and Africans created mathematics/
Cancerous appeal shielded by lead paneling
Driven dead Eskimo check the flow/
Expose ya weakness by the bleakness
I retread my tires wit bird wire and fire-proof rubber/
Deep dug underneath the booth
Relive the future and go back to the past/
After the math we graphically substitute
Your angles wit fractional obtuse lettering
Roman numerals when ever we’re going plural/
Weaponry exposing frailties in your military application
Dwindling mental capacity by the fatal calamity
Our school system is broken and is a joke and/
Make the most of what cha learn from the block to the internet
Introspect to retrospect ever flow I rip wit a new dialect/
Connected through my roots booted through verbalizing rhymes
While you sucker emcees talk clubs and sodomizing/
Punk to wise fish bowl kiss my shit hole
My flow goes and changes wit the wind/
Leaving more beats spent than when you get drunk or bent
I end all my sentences wit skills past, present and future tense/
Hence every emcee to date should rinse their mouths out wit soap
And then smoke some dope and get blown while they hustle and flow/
Acting like you don’t know my lines be security against impurity
Fan the flames like what kind of shit broadcasters brings/

[Mantra]

Ultimo Gizmo Gitmo
My flow wrestles on the ground/
Breaking you down
To enzymes and nuclear peptides/
My one line stanzas be aptly titled like Cobra Commander
Examiner him or her furious when I bury this/
Round off ya dome like the coliseum
Before the top was blown/
Back to fractions before the
Arabic’s and Africans created mathematics/
Cancerous appeal shielded by lead paneling
Driven dead Eskimo check the flow/
Expose ya weakness by the bleakness
I retread my tires wit bird wire and fire-proof rubber/
Deep dug underneath the booth
Relive the future and go back to the past/
After the math we graphically substitute
Your angles wit fractional obtuse lettering
Roman numerals when ever we’re going plural/
Weaponry exposing frailties in your military application
Dwindling mental capacity by the fatal calamity
Our school system is broken and is a joke and/
Make the most of what cha learn from the block to the internet
Introspect to retrospect ever flow I rip wit a new dialect/
Connected through my roots booted through verbalizing rhymes
While you sucker emcees talk clubs and sodomizing/
Punk to wise fish bowl kiss my shit hole
My flow goes and changes wit the wind/
Leaving more beats spent than when you get drunk or bent
I end all my sentences wit skills past, present and future tense/
Hence every emcee to date should rinse their mouths out wit soap
And then smoke some dope and get blown while they hustle and flow/
Acting like you don’t know my lines be security against impurity
Fan the flames like what kind of shit broadcasters brings/

Not a bad verse either, what peeps fail to realize is you have your own style.

[SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS]

Not a bad verse either, what peeps fail to realize is you have your own style.

thank JTS i guess i was just way too influenced by the beat writers and abstractness of what language could be used. or maybe it was too much odb back in the day anyways good look. let's keep building

[SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS]

When you inking joints you singing
I monster make highly debatable ate cha fables
Make you more cables than highly tighten stories/
Out for the glory shown dormates ache fake the breaks
Make the weights forceful when I Mack without computers/
Type in dialect rhyme highly set reputable when I crept
Settle when you dreamt etch a sketch fetch vocab once I hit the slab/
I ravipop like C-Rayz when you decide to battle me you’ll see gays
I recite my mantra like he taught the blizzard in MTV’s Made/
Get wit me kids I video tape you wigs and watch you take a swig
Thinking you grown to be making decisions given the undeceive wisdom/
Open your mind like surgery watch you purge so vehemently
Lyrical anorexia my flow is undetectable like a stealthy nature/
Norm then bate cha flow out weighs ya like sumo wrestler
I’m unorthodox wit flows that’s off the clocks when I rocks/
Knocking on blocks that silent coming wit words so violent
I’m not reliant on measures doubtful wit no pleasures/

[KERZO]

...
I never hold back, my verbal attack is enticing
Slappin rap cats for inciting terrible writing,

Calibrate the sights, then aim my darts at yer heart
Wicked wisdom imparts from these Intellectual arts,

So I depart from my craft, calculating complex math
Yer caught in the flight path, quicker than the aftermath,

I contort thieves minds, Cartoon brainfreeze on dead leaves
Controlling man's mind with relative ease, so watch my steez

Uncanny relative mindsets, blacker than chess, ya king departs
Smolder the rest with chest darts when I improve on yer moves

unusual specification with unchartered perception
With no direction, I'm the immaculate conception

Born to be wild, when I spit, I get riled
I compile files that clog up the Nile, So buttplug yer piles

While all the time, your bein watched with a smile
So stop staring, Yer mops glaring, Yer heads shined up & daring

I upstep the intallect, So i'm sparing their brains the mauling
I'm hauling large amounts of weed for niggaz bongs to get chonged in

And dis nigga, hes a mofo, said he fucked my ho, yo
Poppa said she went low low, Lies fly out like flies attending a shit show

He was a no show when i started the blow the doors off his bus
Cos I bust off like busta bust but without the raspy cuss

Sweats' rollin off ma balls when they're getting played like a piano
Cos I get more call girls than the nigga christiano ronaldo

[SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS]

I craft lines onto graphed spines
in raptor times where dinosaurs lied/
rhyme wit flows that be prose
everytime a santza woes i crow/
cowl wit mics i never cry fowl
rowdy when yall get outta control and naughty/
spit wit hogg in the deck pimps
see when i'm setting to wreck/
often when i'm gliding through interstate highways
i'm fired up on the dro getting me low like Kaufman poems blow/
i grow like Mario and the srooms bugout and lost it
yall cats get acosted on flags you ain't supporting/
i'm narcisistic lyrically ambigious fiddling wit figures
so got damn curious i'm furious/
don't get nervious this ain't them same ol' rhymes
this step ya bars up time everytime we rhyme, you rhyme/
cipherology lyrical strategy imagine me wit the vapors g
i can't imagine where i'd be after a chick played me/
i'd prolly wild out on some nick cannon shit
grip the clip and take it to the range and go derrange/
now if that sounds strange wait til i come out and play
i'm half joker, half luthor lyrically skillful enough to slay you in two bars/

[x.l.nc]

the coke song

no matter wot i do
i can't get shot of you
don't matter how hard i try
just can't say goodbye
you're always in my life
you cause me trouble and strife
i try and turn my back
but u come back - thats wack!
you come along when negative
and turn me positive
but then when you're gone
i'm left thinking this song
and sitting here with no fun
back to fuckin square one

its a sad story
to most of you quite boring
but some of you will relate
to this thing i love and hate
it helps me deal with probs i got
it makes them look like a dot
so what should i do
should i see it thru
or should i kick it in?
cos it really is a sin

like i'm gonna listen to you
i'll do wot i do
who knows where i'll end up
motherfuckin stray pup
clean up your damn act
aint that a fuckin fact
just cos i like that white
you haters can preach and damn well bite
its my problem i'm left depressed
at least i fuckin confessed

[SHEEPISH LORD OF CHAOS]

I break emcees out like a paddle
Play paddleball and you’ll be bouncing
Off the wall like an Adolph Hitler doll/
Maul you like a pack of lions
You ain’t no king, your weak looking nigga wit fake bling/
Ya flow doesn’t sing ya rhymes don’t ring
Ya lines don’t shine and mind doesn’t blind/
When you rewind the tape you don’t even bend in wit the mix straight
My mic is hotter than heat rocks being pitched by Ben Sheets/
You can’t even meet flow wit lyrical intangibles now you know
I’m an improbable mandible bucking you like a mechanical bull/
Straight Outta Cuse Town how you feel when I rock my crown
I got you lost like Orangemen after Carmello left/
I got you lost like an election after ballots were placed
You could even finish a foot race against the tortoise/
The slowest animal on earth facing the dumbest human alive
Even if you were a nerd you couldn’t debrief congress on UFO activity/
My raps are more relative than
Any emcee trying act like they have relativity/
Poetically I’m the “Michael Savage”
Of rap trying bring the confidence back/
You couldn’t be more naïve
Than pungent who come off redundant/
So don’t even dub it your lines are rubbish
I can magnetically plug it and erase your tape/
Give more versatility then rhymes coming out the nursery
How about you give me room to breath before I make you dry heave/
You best believe my bars are starlight blind you out of sight
And if you don’t gimme credit I’ll dead it faster than any battle in 8 Mile/

[Father N Dangerous]

showing ya sum love!!

bumper sticker

[Unda_Fiya]

I’m the isometric rhetorical bright white British oracle
Mass murder, back burner front page on the chronicle
Dunces’ hat like a conical, the definition of comical
Making hits from nothing new trying to make it sound historical
Never released from this constant circle, hurtful, still spinning
Counter clock wise, rolled eyes, burn ya hands on this gas ring
That I produce over my lips, shaped like a death kiss
Shrink my self, dead ya health through ya iris like a virus
Reappear, with more dead weight, bfg like I was on quake
Repaint ya whole house with burgundy red with mark spate
Neil Buccanan, stab you in the neck Crayola crayons
Literal art attack hit you so hard you’ll hit the floor Iran
Frozen neurons, jean darms, you daughter holding my right palm
Raise the alarm, bringing harm, 42 lines over my arms
Victim count, 8 diagonal lines like the bars from my cage
Bent outwards cos I didn’t get enough money for freak show stage