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    Cordoned-off streets when I grim reap
    Obscene crime scenes, guillotine bloodstream
    Hamburger Hill plasma spills, Amityville vigils
    Dreams in infinite sleep ugly as Shaq's feet
    Butcheries can't be seen with sonar technology
    Enraged architect soldier when I built a dark age
    Crime syndicate of Lucky Luciano with Meyer Lansky
    I bash heavy metal like twisted sister with a shovel
    Shoot to severely maim with no particular aim
    Kevorkian surgical precision painstakin' dissections
    Scalpels penetrate the depths like tectonic plates
    Mother Earth quakes while pale moon illuminates
    Distressed terrorist with extensive hit list
    Hollow tips escaped convict shoots up like addicts
    Harlem nights quick like James Tillis to Bruce Willis
    He will definitely die hard from Alcatraz yard bars

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    I’m avid like motorized faders and knobs
    That’ll respond to my touch
    Best not rust
    Can’t believe these beats cost so much
    So you can take that dough
    And learn how to mix and make ya own
    Can’t believe caskets cost so much
    Yall can just air fry me………..
    Coat e’m in flour, eggs the more flour
    Drop e’m in 350 degrees vegetable oil
    And fry e’m like fry chickens ……….
    If you can’t wrecking what I said
    I rip minds and hit cha wit lead pipes
    Throwing down thunder like lightning rods

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    Mad Max thunder claps
    Double-barreled pipes Wesley snipe
    I settle scores with the art of war
    Trinity blades severe spinal cords
    Pharynx in gullets infinitely wrecked
    Corpses wrapped in plastic tarps
    Fiery lead from beyond arc like John Starks
    330 degrees hell on earth unbearable heat
    Death Valley's furnace creek at Dante's peak
    Mojave Desert scorchers unprecedented
    Climate manipulated, temperature ascended
    Infrared radiation, Hiroshima destruction
    Too much gore for department of sanitation
    Norman psycho when I blast Milton Arbogast
    Evil tasks of Hannibal Lecter leather masked
    Gruesome portraits painted by morbid mindset

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    My shit be taking swigs of the goose
    minds a noose here's the proof
    Hang with yourself get choked by yourself
    Mr. Robot
    Solo dolo for life
    Cold crush flows like crushed ice
    Nice when I write
    Type when I fight
    Words are what I prescribe
    Coming off the insulin and aspirin
    Is what gets described and manifested
    Had no A-D-D before I started to MC
    So when you sleeping less than eight
    It’s a strong debate
    You’ve lost some weight
    Made never……
    Made never to fake the funk
    Drunk off that Irish whiskey punk
    My coffee takes bombs of napalm
    When the drama is on

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    Mafia hitman internal drama
    Cybercriminals leaked intramural data
    Inestimable destruction of clemency
    Houthis bloody attacks on Saudi territory
    Death by napalm like darkest of days in Vietnam
    Endless slaughter brought by dawn disorder
    Magnum barrels size of whiskey drums
    .357 weight can't be contained like Shaq in lane
    I'm as humane as Kim Jong-un with disdain
    Hateful eight Mexican murderous mindstate
    Minnie banned me from her haberdashery
    So ill-will forced me to kill her after I did Bill
    Fanatical mental spirals down distorted burials
    Great white appetite when I salivate
    MJ vs Bron there's really no GOAT debate
    I'm greatest like Ali or #23 in Jordan 1s at MSG

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    cash e'm out side like a Bhad Bhabie
    these rappers these days be mad hatters
    mind hackers like diablo
    berserker crush you plush dolls
    fuck charles, i'm the real professor x-man
    superheavy wit these blades like a samurai
    chop you down off trees and serve e'm like chai tea
    there ain't goat conversation without Kobe and Mike
    sorry lebron you can't come out and play today
    you may post new threads
    but still ain't got werds for me man (rip my man drew)
    spit in these fools food that's a chef's kiss
    saying what a fucking prick i am
    i'm a dangerous man, mastering plans
    sparking more attachments then jedi
    i got allot impact
    where pat don’t say jack
    feel the glow like trinity fatu
    gotta get this money like mercedes mone
    Warriors... come out to play-ee-ay!
    telling a woman to calm down
    works as well as baptizing a cat
    sometimes ya gotta blow your own smoke
    like jim jones
    i stay in the cut like directors
    i'm always on the scene scripting
    so what's your retort
    destroying you like a phoenix force
    i'ma beast with a mic like jodeci
    yall just don't wanna notice me
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    Regurgitated from belly of beast
    Put on earth to feast on not yet deceased
    Jim Jones in Guyana mass murderer
    Joseph Barboza sadistic enforcer
    When I flex steel like that George animal
    Homeland Security best raise terror alert level
    Sound calamity alarm, I'm out to harm
    When I want all the smoke like Matt Barnes
    Dante's inferno savage like el diablo
    I'll have brave brigades in search of aid
    Paul Bunyan with chinook helicopter blades
    When I chop trees off of Timbs on emcees
    Agony will ride like headless horsemen
    Competition knocked out no split decisions
    Infrared dot beams to chalk outline murder scene
    Explosive existence like God's Mt. Horeb presence

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    Chaos reigns, and in its wake, I stand,
    The Lord of Chaos, with power in my hand.
    Unpredictable, unyielding, and without fear,
    I am the one who brings disorder near.
    From the ashes of order, I rise to claim my throne,
    A master of chaos, and the power it's known.
    My armies march, with banners high and bold,
    And all who oppose me, their fate is foretold.
    So beware the Lord of Chaos, for I am nigh,
    And in my wake, all order will surely die.
    My dominion spreads, my influence vast,
    The Lord of Chaos, a nightmare that lasts.

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    Night vision eye-ware nightmares
    Plasma streams frozen by glacial stares
    Infinite spread of endless epidemics
    Headless horsemen jaunt to apocalypse
    Void souls forsaked by morbid fates
    Riot gear menstrual cycle blood smeared
    Catacombed crypts of fear ghastly appear
    Loosened inhibitions due to visceral reactions
    Legions of demise break birthed armies
    Abyss reign of immeasurable blasphemy
    Manic bipolar primal rulers of disorder
    Stagnant acrimony, edible autopsies
    Anomalies filled with gore, echoes of war
    Menaces of battles reclaim right to throne
    Mother Nature strolls thru valley of seared bones
    Masses of parched bodies scorched to holocaust ashes

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    You may conceal your likes on each app,
    But grown-up with milk teeth is a fact,
    No matter how much you try to evade,
    Baby teeth on an adult won't fade

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    I launch grenades till visions fade
    From abuse even Trump couldn't evade
    How he did with taxes or the military
    Pussies speak on condition of anonymity
    They lack nerves of steel, hardness not real
    With shields of Viagra pills it is concealed
    Cats actin' like criminals when they're jaywalkin'
    Shot fighters turned decrepit ghostwriters
    Benny Blanco in the Bronx small-timers
    Fake thugs with ice grills on their mugs
    Corny emcees as feminine as Sheila E.
    They're phony like Milli Vanilli grammys
    Terrence Trent Darby R&B after Nino G money
    They claim to be straight but desire Johnny cakes
    Bruce Jenner homos get cancelled like I Am Cait
    Then buried in stacks like ancient Mayan artifacts

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    Fearless creed of Adonis
    Sonny Liston squared-circle menace
    Psyche horrific as three stages of syphilis
    Lyrically sick as Freddie Mercury with HIV
    Coen Brothers said I was the big Lebowski
    I hustle man like Tracy Morgan as last O.G.
    Sniper aim relentless as Cali rain
    Floodwaters drown homeless campers
    Mitch Green doused in blood left in ditch
    Fever pitch will cause Ellen DeGeneres to twitch
    Richter's scale tilted from my killer instincts of orca whales
    Mafia hitman mentally sick as malaria
    Combative nature of Araguaia guerrillas
    Physical trauma spreads fast as Covid in China
    Jack ripper blood spiller serial killer
    Index finger on trigger radical thinker

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    I step on the scene, flowin' so mean,
    My rhymes hit hard, like a tsunami unseen.
    I bring the waves, crashing, no delaying,
    Rap game tsunami, ain't no way you're staying.
    My words erupt, like the force of nature,
    Destroying tracks, leaving nothing but vapor.
    I ride the beat, like a surfer on the tidal wave
    Unleashing my skills, can't be denied or swayed
    I come with the tsunami, unstoppable force,
    My flow so intense, it'll alter your course.
    I leave a mark, like a disaster zone,
    The game's mine, I claim the throne.
    So brace yourself, when I'm on the mic,
    I bring the heat, make the crowd ignite
    come with the tsunami like i'm a block of toonami
    kicking it like kung-fu and karate straight to the body
    I'm the rap tsunami, breaking through the shores,
    Leaving an impact that forever endures.

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    Razor-sharp mic sword fights
    Great white bites impact of asteroid strikes
    Axe swipes leave windpipes with pinstripes
    Shuriken ninja stars, boomerang bars
    How they take flight like Pippen in Nikes
    Climate change above average Fahrenheit
    I bring heat of De Niro when he killed Waingro
    Blowtorch flow, hellish warmth of Dante's inferno
    Carnivorous covenant, eatin' frenzy imminent
    Shaq in post traumatic, tiger blood tonic
    Toxic hollow-tips dipped in sulfuric
    I stroll through valleys of cauterized bones
    Endless agony permeates across time zones
    Enola Gay aircraft, atomic bomb combat
    Japanese kamikaze with bat like Shohei Ohtani
    Swings deadly as Abraham Lincoln in a balcony

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    Yall wanna be professional
    But can’t say shit correctly
    Let alone professionally
    Here’s how to professionally say
    “fuck around and find out”
    Please test that assumption
    You might wanna take note of the results
    From lines of code to cycles spent,
    Still JavaScript to A.I. didn’t pay the rent
    Go-karts to crash dummies
    Couldn’t out rap me if they were mummies
    Sunny side up toasted ovens could light the way
    I used ovens to heat the home that’s my definition of poor
    I went to war with myself in by myself meetings
    burn the game down were very few remain just cells of remain,
    dr. gero can put them back together again
    instagram might be down right now
    but i bet there still sucker emcees in town
    trying to take the crown that'll wind up frowning hanging upside down
    serve e'm billions of body parts like McDonalds say they do
    its just another part of the zombie apocalypse taking place duke
    rebuke what cha sew can’t catch the glow like bruce leroy
    im hear to destroy and deploy
    got demeanor cold as central new York
    even boulders on my shoulders high as Everest
    deadly when I raise my fist give em the gift
    shift left to right by the way she uses stick shift
    she get's ass twat on friday pussy pounding sundays
    watch backlash this sunday and for me it was only tuesday

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