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    Nautical shifts from tsunami spit
    Ted Kaczynski explosive penmanship
    Noriega dictatorship how I rule with iron fist
    Demeanor meaner than Joe Greene misdemeanors
    No dilemmas with Charles Bronson vendettas
    Riot starter like Radio Raheem in Sal's Pizzeria
    Search and destroy when scuds are deployed
    Radiation grams burn like rednecks with sun tans
    Men on fire like Washington and Walken
    Temperatures of Holocaust crematory ovens
    So much heat even coffins are mummified
    Homicide mind wide-eyed in the dark side
    Hastily shortenin' life spans like acronyms
    Philistine criterion of Hungarian barbarians
    Comportment sickenin' like ritual cannibalism
    Atheist rabid antitheism too evil for exorcism

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    Manic phase of bipolar disorder
    Streetballer turned bone collector
    Mentally ill as Whitney Houston's toxicology
    Deadly high kinetic energy weaponry
    When I lust for war like Adolf Hitler
    Red bellied piranha ultimate killer
    Unemotional as crime scene cleaners
    I flex heaters of hitmen for drug dealers
    Federal grand jury said I was dope as Johnny Curry
    Pitbull fortified breath how I fight to the death
    Stray gat spray, bullets size of Bob Hayes
    Fatal exchange of 12 gauge at close range
    I furiously abuse like Bishop with OJ's juice
    Canelo Alvarez Mexican legend guerrero
    Foes will leave in ambulance like Billy Joe
    Broken egos from John Rambo ammo

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    Kneel before Zod, the tyrant of Krypton,
    A ruthless conqueror, with powers unstoppable and driven,
    He demands respect, and will stop at nothing to obtain it,
    His will is unbreakable, his strength is uncontainable.

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    Bongo mango mind like Rambo I’m always on target like Steph Curry
    Bury you with the three, leave you divided in threes
    Gimme like the three amigos
    Gotta use three snipers by how I am a writer
    Been doubting how I do in one take never needed three takes
    That leaves a verse looking like a bad back ache
    Prey on the pray when you praying I’m preying on you three seconds away
    Stomping on those when I henshin like fourze in three, two, one
    Gimme the ball, I’m throwing to first, outta right field in three, two, one
    Get e’m done iron e’m out blown battling baffling toxic
    When I rock it like an extinction level event
    Primordial effect be how I veil you
    Invent timid vintage printing out piles of shit make you look like mufflers
    falling off whips think your running from cops like CHIPS!!

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    Never dull moment up in here
    I mull over cold crushing lines in the mind
    Coming with gigantic spright lines
    Drift tarp carve up heads on a dirt platter
    scatter pills hoping to relapse
    I see your syntax, you can’t graph that
    My alter-ego’s be discombobulating opponents
    With a card of demise sending yall to the shadow realm
    Is no skill to quell just brains to swell
    Multiplied by the times I draft up templates so don’t plan shit
    1st up to the bat drip liquids sick wicked the predator stalks cha head on tour
    Verbally vicious wasted tissues be cloned specimen for my ego to infiltrate
    In takes break beats chieftain speak with skills poetically thrilling you Cronkite’s
    With long nights of misery speak with language wizardry
    That’s puzzling with a riddle’s creativity

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    Homicidal will of MJ in NBA Finals
    Magic HIV tragic sick baller all blue chips
    Butch to Neon for the monstrous dips
    Mental fortitude atomic like H-bombs
    Never one to beg for respect like Bron
    Hitman for mob, ruthless as General Zod
    Mexican cartel sniper turned combat writer
    Real as Malcolm X that's why Kap kneels
    Murder cases appealed after gat concealed
    I blast tecs size of philistine goliaths as Aztecs
    Sadistic misery of Paul Sheldon's typewriter text
    Schwarzenegger predator in muddy waters
    Dr. Trevis hardcore as Redman in psycho ward
    Unhinged like Tony Montana after snorted coke
    Em said I'll relapse because I'm too damn dope
    Thoughts of deadly plots toxic as smog in Bangkok

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    Who I be
    deadly wit lyrical weaponry
    armed wit logic like I'm 6 foot 3
    blasting mc's wit methodologic
    appropriated for college
    devising knowledge
    polished with silver tips
    got bullets for those werewolves in class
    dropping more kaiju's then Jesus dropping science
    i come wit studios mobiles like a twitch stream
    bitch screams at the jump of scare
    her nipples hard as a rock ready to be sucked
    she's gonna dick suck, tit fuck, rough ride
    she's just the distraction for my actions
    plotting lyrically assassinating
    wit words she's masturbating
    read these scripts like a comic
    plots with more toxics then smog in L.A.
    catch those traffic jams fuck that I'm flying man
    skip on the jet contact the pilot
    tell e'm we ain't paying by the millage
    I'm established we flat rating like uber drivers
    see you in skylines like Chicago
    puffing more smoke then fumes from a mercielago
    got more of a edge then Microsoft versus Apple
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    Keen scalpel sliced Adam's apple
    Eve's cake stabbed in Tower of Babel
    Fast and furious consumed fumes
    Paul Walker instantly entombed
    Mayan barbaric civilization decapitations
    Mind state elevated like Chicago murder rate
    Deadly weaponry of Southern Black militancy
    Superman has cape fear of Robert De Niro
    Baked biscuit deadly as pilots with vertigo
    Plasma mist after anemics wrists slit
    Blood obsession of sadistic phlebotomists
    Schizophrenic epidemics, biblical scripts
    Morbid paths of bullets before they exit
    Hollow tips rip apart full metal jackets
    Daytime assassinations without compunction
    Kamikaze missions turned martyr homicide operations

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    I gotta swerve this collision
    Like Takahashi
    Slap e’m, stab e’m
    Call em wakashi
    Put the kibosh on it
    It’s a peach party and she didn’t want Mario
    Playing Casio keyboards at Costco
    They call it solicitation
    I call it isolation
    Captured by administration
    I still got passion
    Steady bashing competition
    Corrosion causing an Implosion
    Cuz she got massive emotions
    About situations missing her shot
    She stay on shrooms. Going kaboom
    When she enters the room
    Best keep playing this toon
    I’m a moon this whole room

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    Super blood wolf moons
    Emission of Chernobyl tombs
    Fusillade of Glock gunshots
    Livestock with blood clots in septic shock
    Cameras zoom on massive wounds
    Bare flesh exposed to corrosion
    Dissections without coroner's permission
    Optimal conditions, eternal isolation
    Ceaseless rancorous replications
    Substantial earthquakes escalate
    Titanic collisions of tectonic plates
    Polarity shifts dumbfound geophysicists
    Intentional genocidal objectives
    Mayhem motives, apocalyptic narratives
    Category five natural catastrophes
    Perennial anxiety after amended autopsies

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    Come in the game
    throw a nigga off the cage like Mankind vs undertaker
    Starbucks should be great foes
    To take on those homeless jones
    Pitching no hitters like shoeless joe Jackson
    I go in my bag like Indiana joes goes in his satchel
    Rapidly pass you my mission is impossible
    Yall just a bunch of freakshows
    Magnetic wit no real bodies yo
    All games changed
    that’s why I gotta change the game
    charge to my card
    Put down the bars
    Leave em shocked and awe
    Roasted choose clones
    Boosted bones
    Mostly smoke blunts
    Leave ashes on your couch
    watch cha girl get pumped like Adam-22
    dump a few call it a soul exchange
    poll position shoot e’m wit wisdom
    come wit more accidents then collisions
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    Crash collision courses
    Raman Raghav deadly rampages
    Fury out cage with a surplus of rage
    Ill-will roars like earth's magnetic field
    Bin Laden spite, terrorist pilot trainin' flights
    Arms of Remington, Steve Blackman weapons
    Glocks size of Shaq Reeboks when I pump shots
    Black smoke billows over bombed-out hope
    Methane gases rain down like Holocaust ashes
    Human skeletons piled on top of decomposed bones
    Carnage of mobile homes in earthquake zones
    Protein corrosion in oxygen hemoglobins
    Impossible missions turned effortless executions
    Rifle scope infrared swells domes like fatheads
    Satchel Paige Dr. Death fastballs out of breath
    After I beat up on foes not the Jackson family like Joe

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    Carlos Monzon criminal behavior
    Vernacular bellicose as anti-vaxxers
    Vexed sicario of Mexico's port city Acapulco
    Geronimo Pratt militant, intent malevolent
    Deadly deeds graphic as Anne Frank's novel
    Full throttle of alcoholics with Vodka bottles
    Initiation of perils seen by Haitian migration
    Acts inhumanely as migrant deportations
    Emcees in danger of North Korean defectors
    Wigs from skulls lift off like William Shatner
    Pathetic prey get suddenly slayed
    No gat spray, razors to backs like Todd Day
    Spinal muscular atrophy after nerve cells destroyed
    Gabby Petito broken bone of hyoid
    Decomposition strangulation conclusion
    Excess kills gush like Huntington Beach oil spills

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    Drop the shades on the plane
    I’m aviator when I’m flying high
    Laying the smackdown
    On any jabroni
    got e'm cooking like rice a roni
    Can’t see me like you know me
    View me on TV wit antennas please
    What kind of game is that
    Switching up the lane
    I play these games
    Come with allot vernacular
    Snapping you in two wit criminal behavior
    Ready the ride, we ride tonight boys
    Vexed off the jack and coke
    Dope enough to make their hope float down here
    Run the races facing fascist like the 5th Column
    Drop more hollows that solve problems
    I’m a free streamer like I’m peeing on live tv
    Cant come close like the playoffs
    I stay on while you stay off
    Ride bikes to THE DOME like E.T.
    Carve my initials on ya forehead
    Like zorro it’ll be a better tomorrow
    Gotta have cannons the size of Shaq
    Hack and slash it’s a soul caliber
    Gotta put down my thoughts in daries
    Hide out attics due their antics
    Stay silent I’m prone to violence
    Wild out, you get called out like Carlos Mencia
    There’s no one meaner then Tamina
    Seeing you like the dial of destiny
    Better write another history paper

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    I pen dope to Zig Zag papers
    Callous answers with Ivy ankle breakers
    Holy Grail game on lock with no bail
    Penitentiary striped in Alcatraz jail
    Hostages in Abu Ghraib prison hazardous
    Pearl Harbor aviator turned kamikaze martyr
    Hijacked heavy armored jet planes
    Sniper aim blasts brains at long range
    Eccentric antics of Phillie Phanatic
    Titanic dips of Shaq in Blue Chips
    Emcees collapse like cryptocurrency
    Ambition to maim, Barkley in lane
    Kilauea Volcano how slug spouts flow
    Baked biscuits paint autos with hollows
    Wigs split soon as hammer clicks
    Minds blow like nostrils of coke addicts

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