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    water fountains, kinda like a whale needs to be watered when theyre taken out of the water

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post
    Well Jesus... if we are to believe he existed... did, according to scripture.

    Haile Salassi I did not, but a whole lot of people believe he is.

    The point wasn't whether or not they identified themselves as god or whether they actually are god (because I don't even believe in any kind of god), but rather that there are huge populations that are convinced these men were god incarnate.

    It was an ironic, sarcastic response to your post about god.
    according to scripture (both biblical and quranic) jesus does not identify himself as being god...

    "christians" do not believe jesus is god incarnate....

    a whole bunch of people don't believe selassie is god....a small percent of the world population does....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Man
    "christians" do not believe jesus is god incarnate....
    yes that is 100% true. christians believe jesus was actually fish incarnate. hence:




    more akbar

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    to Kristy's ass:
    "you're a fish, and I'm a watersign". Classic Parliament track btw.
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    The earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

    People are too stupid to effectively conspire to do anything, but not too stupid to come up with conspiracy theories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maestro wooz View Post
    This is a sad reality for most humans to accept, but we are mostly fish. Water is the gas in our body. We have our skin and bone casing, but everything else is made out of water. We drink water like a beached whale needs to be sprayed down with water. Juice, soda, anything you drink, is watering your body. Dont feel ashamed, sea creatures are intelligent. Sure you can catch bass with a shiny thing, but sharks and dolphins are not stupid creatures. But our body types do bear a striking similarity to monkeys, this cannot be denied. The missing link is the aliens mated a great white with a monkey and created the human.
    I agree with everything you siad but the last statment. The missing link is bigfoot that mated with a dinosaur.

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    LMFAO!!!!!!

    Whales are not even Fish!!!

    So humans certainly cannot be!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Make~Sensi* View Post
    LMFAO!!!!!!

    Whales are not even Fish!!!

    So humans certainly cannot be!
    I think wooz was poking fun at the upsurdity in peoples' logic that post in this section.

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    the absurdity lies in how close minded some of you are, you cant see things outside of your little box.
    The earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.

    People are too stupid to effectively conspire to do anything, but not too stupid to come up with conspiracy theories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitey View Post
    the absurdity lies in how close minded some of you are, you cant see things outside of your little box.
    And who's the one deciding who goes into which box?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D.D. King (lateshowghost) View Post
    to Kristy's ass:
    "you're a fish, and I'm a watersign". Classic Parliament track btw.
    When are you gonna kill yoself?

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    you worked out the fucken missing link! you should be famous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humanface Huggah View Post
    mermaids are hot. but i think it would be boring to have sex with them because you'd have to just look at her and then release your sperm next to but not inside her fish-cooch and then she'd spray her eggs into your sperm cloud and then something magical would happen and merbabies would be born.

    or at least that's my understanding of non-tetrapod chordate-sapien copulation.
    On the plus side, you could get head underwater.

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