Humans Are Fish

[maestro wooz]

This is a sad reality for most humans to accept, but we are mostly fish. Water is the gas in our body. We have our skin and bone casing, but everything else is made out of water. We drink water like a beached whale needs to be sprayed down with water. Juice, soda, anything you drink, is watering your body. Dont feel ashamed, sea creatures are intelligent. Sure you can catch bass with a shiny thing, but sharks and dolphins are not stupid creatures. But our body types do bear a striking similarity to monkeys, this cannot be denied. The missing link is the aliens mated a great white with a monkey and created the human.

[rainbow]

it all starts to make sense...

[Kriszy Substance]

hmm...perhaps....or not at all...but.....

This is actually an interesting subject to me Wooz. 90% water they say, humans...or something close. Anway, water has intriguing and scientifically studied qualities of it's own....perhaps...either way, I feel none less substaintail. Links from a better connection in the AM to come...if anyone gives a shit...and if i remember...

[Urban_Journalz]

[Huggasaurus Sex]

The missing link is the aliens mated a great white with a monkey and created the human.

what a frightening experience for that poor monkey!

not sure what to make of this thread. i mean on the one hand, pretty much every single sentence, starting with the thread title, is factually incorrect. on the other hand, it made me laugh and i like to laugh.

also, mermaids are fucking hot.

[Sexy Jasper]

[Cthulhu]

Can't tell which side of the argument this is supposed to be satirizing, but it's funny anyway.

[Suga Duga]

it all starts to make sense...

mwhahahahahahahahaha

[Big Risk]

what a frightening experience for that poor monkey!

not sure what to make of this thread. i mean on the one hand, pretty much every single sentence, starting with the thread title, is factually incorrect. on the other hand, it made me laugh and i like to laugh.

also, mermaids are fucking hot.

besides the aliens and title, what was incorrect about what he said?

[whitey]

^ water is the single most important thing to humans. dolphins are quite smart animals. and somewhere down the line we came from something, that came from something a bunch of times back, that was some sort of fish like animal. hard for some people to wrap their domes around i know, but so is a lot of stuff in life.

[Big Risk]

Its easy to grasp if you have some knowledge of evolution, but to except it is the hardest part I think.

[rainbow]

wow this thread is powerful.

have you ever wondered why humans can swim?

or why some people have webbed feet?

ive been thinking about these questions and others for a few years now, and been building with some people over at mudsociety about them.... we're nearly there.

[Cthulhu]

besides the aliens and title, what was incorrect about what he said?

Well, for one thing, water in our bodies isn't in gas form, and we don't breathe water vapor, as in gaseous dihydrogen oxide, but rather pure oxygen.

[Big Risk]

im pretty sure the gas part was a typo. he knows its not gas.

[maestro wooz]

...like the gas you put in your car