!!!favorite Movie Quotes Ever!!!!!!

**SKAMPOE** · 10-19-2007, 07:56 PM

Im Not Even Supposed 2 Be Here Todaaay!!

Clerks

**SKAMPOE** · 10-19-2007, 07:57 PM

Bluuuue 45! Rover Siiiit! Hut Hut Hut

Ace Ventura Part 1

**SKAMPOE** · 10-19-2007, 08:04 PM

Would U Like ME To Fix U Sum Sammichez? Whut Da Fuck Is It With U Guyz N Fuckin Sandwichez?

Performance? Performance Like Sexual? R U Saying Theres Sum Thing Wrong Wit My Gear? Is Dat Whut U Saying 2 Me? My Fuck Stick! Hey Willie Take Sit U Know How Ur Blood Sugar Get.

Bad Santa

**Prolifical ENG** · 10-19-2007, 08:11 PM

From Casino:

Nicky Santoro: You called my friend a faggot? You told him to go fuck himself? Is that what you did? You told him to go fuck himself? You fuckin' hick! You fuckin' hick you! Come here!
[Nicky stabs the man in the throat with the pen, then beats him savagely]
Nicky Santoro: Ok... You hear - hear a little girl, Frankie? You hear a little girl, Ace? Is that a little fuckin' girl? What happened to the fuckin' tough guy that told my friend to stick it up his fuckin' ass, huh?
[Nicky hits the man a few more times]

From True Romance:

Vincenzo Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

**SKAMPOE** · 10-19-2007, 08:21 PM

arab dude: i am not gay!
willie: wat da hell buddy?
arab dude: buddy? i said i am not gay!
willie: r u off ur fuckin meds or sum thing?
arab dude? yes! but that isnt whut this is about. ur as queer as a ten dollar bill.
willie: let me tell u sum thing mother fucker! my brother lost a god damn arm fighting u fuckers in vietnam so i want u to look at me i want u to look at my face one last fucking time cuz is da last thing u ever gonna cee b4 i
arab dude: shut up elf fucker! turn around elf fucker! whos da bitch now santy claus? faggy claus faggy
therman murman: leave santa alone!!
arab dude: liddo boy! dont interfere im doin this for all of us
therman murman: LEAVE SANTA ALONE!
arab dude: ASS CLOWN!!

BAD SANTA

**FatherSl!me** · 10-19-2007, 10:26 PM

ever dance with the devil under the pale moon light?
jack nicholson in batman

**11th Chamber** · 10-19-2007, 10:40 PM

"He go cry in the car...."

I hope someone here knows what this is

' · 10-20-2007, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by skampoe

Learn How To Put The Mu Fuckin Weed In Da Bag First Den Den Get Money!!

Dmx Belly

hahah yeah anything from Belly is quotable...

I like when DMX says

"We born to fuckin die! In the meantime, GET MONEY!"

**KZA** · 10-20-2007, 01:21 AM

Pulp Fiction

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

**SKAMPOE** · 10-20-2007, 02:42 AM

lmao das a great one^^^^

**SKAMPOE** · 10-20-2007, 02:47 AM

did it feel gooooood killing meeee? did it feeeeel goooood killing your wiiiiiife? ur a muuurderer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my body is a road map of paaain!!

both^^from ''FRIGHTNERS''

**Frontal Lobotomy** · 10-20-2007, 06:46 AM

Originally Posted by Prolifical ENG

From True Romance:

Vincenzo Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

such a good scene
To elaborate further on it: [Clifford Worley] You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don’t know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers... Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin’? Cause you, are part eggplant.

[Billy Bats] Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox - Goodfellas

[Clown] How come God gets all the good followers, and we're left with the retards? - Spawn

[Chris] I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

[Spotswoode] Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
[Intelligence] Yes,there is. - Team America

[Oni Wan Kenobi] If you choose to face Vader, you will do it alone. I cannot interfere. - Star Wars: The Empire Strikes back