SKAMPOE'S SO FAT.... (...eh hem)

[TeknicelStylez]

Sorry skam, this thread idea is gold.

If you're truly a good sport, which we all know you are, huggah requested that you read through these and pick out your top 10 favorite.

Skampoe's so fat that he dips bunny's in chocolate and eats them on easter

[DJMethods]

skampoes so fat he went for a swim and wiped out half of New Orleans

[TeknicelStylez]

Skampoe's so fat he makes Rosie o'Donnel look anorexic

[DJMethods]

skampoes so fat he did it on purpose because he doesnt like anything lean

[DJMethods]

skampoes so fat his piss is deep fried

[Robert]

Skampoe's so fat his body has a gravitional pull that alters the tides.

Skampoe's so fat he is considered a weapon of mass destruction.

Skampoe is the reason kids are starving in Africa.

[rainbow]

skampoes so fat that when he steps on a scale it reads "one fat fucking greasey latino at a time you faggit".

[DJMethods]

skampoes so fat he has a foot fetish cause he cant remember a time when he could see his

[Robert]

Skampoe's so fat he puts the Gawd eD to shame.

Skampoe's so fat he can store animal carcasses in his fat rolls to keep him from going hungry in the winter.

[DJMethods]

skampoes so fat his family used him to float to america

[Robert]

Skampoe's so fat Goliath had to shoot him with a sling shot.

[DJMethods]

skampoes so fat to fuck he has to wear a belt naked

[Suga Duga]

skampoe's such a fat fucking fatty that when he gets sunburnt his skin turns into bacon.





and he eats that bacon

lmao!!!

[DJMethods]

skampoes so fat he's crying coke while reading this

[brock]

Skampoe's so fat we're all in him right now.