Skampoe hasn't stopped chewing in 12 years...
Skampoe hasn't stopped chewing in 12 years...
Sometimes, for fun, Skampoe swallows whole hams like an anaconda.
Skampoe's so fat that theres parts of him that haven't been explored yet
Big Pimpin Power Ranger Slappin Hoes Since 1986
^^^^now cmon
Skampoe's so fat, he has multiple zipcodes. It takes 2 day rush delivery to get a letter from his asshole to his armpit.
There is a large indent in the shape of Skampoe's ass in the center of bridgeport.
Does this look like the face of a man who's joking?Originally Posted by The GFX
Skampoe's so fat that he's diagrammed by hemispheres, lines of longitude, lines of latitude, an equator, and a prime meridian... act like I'm playing.
Big Pimpin Power Ranger Slappin Hoes Since 1986
Skampoe is causing Connecticut's shoreline to erode at an alarming rate. Scientists originally believed global warming to be the cause but changed their view when they observed skampi wading in long island sound.
Whales are like plankton to Skampoe...
Skampoe's so fat that when Big L said "you might be kind of big but they make coffins your size too" Skamp went down to the funeral parlour just to prove him wrong.
Last edited by Robert; 11-02-2007 at 12:44 PM.
Skampoe had to go to a court ordered weight rehabilitation center after storming a Red Lobster and devouring the whole tank of Lobsters.
RIP
Big Pimpin Power Ranger Slappin Hoes Since 1986
best line here ...
Skampoe's so fat he makes King Kong look like Calista Flockhart.
^^^Skampoe's so fat he jumped up and down and caused this post to skip
Skampoes so fat he runs around on thanksgiving in a ski mask kicking down peoples doors than devours all their food while they sit in horror wondering what the fuck is happening.
Last edited by TeknicelStylez; 11-02-2007 at 12:49 PM.
Big Pimpin Power Ranger Slappin Hoes Since 1986
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