SKAMPOE'S SO FAT.... (...eh hem)

[TeknicelStylez]

Yea I got you...

ya'll remember that ban on insulting like, 3 weeks ago

I missed the memo

[TSA]

^^ it appears EVERYONE did, even the guy that made it, Ben i think

[Oztradamus]

Dude is so fat, he sweats hot dog water..

Skampoe is sooooo fat, his blood type is gravy..





















































*rimshot*

[SKAMPOE]

skampoes so fat that when he steps on a scale it reads "one fat fucking greasey latino at a time you faggit".

skampoes so fat his family used him to float to america

skampoe's such a fat fucking fatty that when he gets sunburnt his skin turns into bacon.





and he eats that bacon

Skampoe Is So Fat He Beatboxes In Front Of The Mirror When He Finds Candy Bars In His Pocket Like Steele From Juice

Skampoe's so fat his bloodtype MAY-O Positive

There's a Burger King in Bridgeport that makes 4x more volume than any other BK store worldwide.....thanks to Skampoe.

Wow 2 pages already and he hasn't even seen this yet.

Skampoes so fat he eats actual cellulite instead of cottage cheese

Skampoes so fat he doesn't smoke rocks, he smokes boulders.

skampoe has handicap bars in his bathroom. and uses the bathtub as a toilet.

Skampoe hasn't stopped chewing in 12 years...

Sometimes, for fun, Skampoe swallows whole hams like an anaconda.

Skampoe is causing Connecticut's shoreline to erode at an alarming rate. Scientists originally believed global warming to be the cause but changed their view when they observed skampi wading in long island sound.

Skampoe had to go to a court ordered weight rehabilitation center after storming a Red Lobster and devouring the whole tank of Lobsters.

RIP

Skampoe's so fat he breast feeds a litter of 8 skamplings at a time

skampoes so fat that when he gets mad it takes over 2 days for the blood to rush from the rest of his body to his head, causing him to look mad in awkward situations

skampoe masturbates by jiggling his lower belly while watching the food network

SKAMPOE SENDZ HIS REGARDZ:

deez r my favorites rite now im gon come back n finishe reading da rest soooooooo keep em commin like da waiter lmao..........

[Technician]

Skampoes so fat that he fucks Hugga from the ass..

[TSA]

Skampoe's so fat he's the only man that can be fucked from the front

[L~>1<~NKS]

Skamp iz so FAT FATTY FAT that when he sat on a quarter he sqeezed a bugar out of George Washingtons nose.

[classic]

[urbanlegendmf]

Skampoe Is So Fat He Beatboxes In Front Of The Mirror When He Finds Candy Bars In His Pocket Like Steele From Juice

[crust]

Skampoes so fat he runs around on thanksgiving in a ski mask kicking down peoples doors than devours all their food while they sit in horror wondering what the fuck is happening.

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wow....this has to be the best one yet!

[HANZO]

Skampoe is soooo fat by the time he finishes walking by his tv, rza's the cure album will come out.

[Visionz]

Skampoe's so fuckin fat that he had to surgically remove one of his ass cheeks which was then blasted into outer space and renamed as the moon.

[Visionz]

Skampoe's so fat he holds 9 doughnuts in a constant orbit around his body, though the last one has been partially eaten and scienctist are still debating whether its an actuall doughnut or just a really big crumb

[Visionz]

Skampoe is so fat that I bent one of my rims running over a skamphole

[Visionz]

Skampoe's so fat he leaves behind whole turkeys any time he ventures out into the woods

[Visionz]

skampoe's so fat his alphabet soup only contains the letters Y-O-U-R-E-F-C-K-D