Funniest Wu-Tang Bio!

[TheMASSIVE]

I read this shit and laughed my ass off...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Wu-Tang_Clan


Check out some of these quotes...

"GZA has an IQ of 23495842 (he insisted on taking the IQ test over and over until he got a question wrong, but eventually got tired)"

"U-God has also been referred to as "Golden Arms" it is believed he got this name when he gave King Midas a hug."

"Raekwon: The chef of the clan, his main fighting techniques include beating people with frying pans, throwing boiling water at them, and running in circles. Nicknamed Lex Hymen, he is the only clan member who can dress himself. It is unknown whether or not he can really cook."

[Storm]

lmao!!
Who ever did is a genius. Thanks for finding this.

[SickT]

This Is Old. It's Still Funny as Shit.

[venex]

LOL yeah

[NIGHT MAYOR]

yeah i remember that shit. haha

[KERZO]

hahaha i liked this bit -

The name "Wu-Tang" comes from a chinese mountain, whose name literally translated meant "Great Hill that is nothing ta fuck with"

comical genius