Any one wanna battle me?

[u-turn]

feel the thump in ya chest, i'm bout to rump where ya rest
bout to kill quickly like scarface bumpin my rep
its like volvos, i cracked ya once, and know its over?
c'mon wannabe hova, i thought you said you were over me?
i'm the livest kid, who brings the jivest shit
i had to tell ya how to read my lyrics, survive my bits n peices
ya lucky if you do like takin shrapnel
but son, i'm just rapin so all can tell
waking up every morning ready for a fight
going to bed hoping you be like bobby knight
an old fart who ain't got shit on the big east
so pull your trigger beast
i steal this quicker then a superman
trying to feel you but i must got a problem

[adedwutang]

feel the thump in ya chest, i'm bout to rump where ya rest
bout to kill quickly like scarface bumpin my rep
its like volvos, i cracked ya once, and know its over?
c'mon wannabe hova, i thought you said you were over me?
i'm the livest kid, who brings the jivest shit
i had to tell ya how to read my lyrics, survive my bits n peices
ya lucky if you do like takin shrapnel
but son, i'm just rapin so all can tell
waking up every morning ready for a fight
going to bed hoping you be like bobby knight
an old fart who ain't got shit on the big east
so pull your trigger beast
i steal this quicker then a superman
trying to feel you but i must got a problem
__________________

listen here, i think u shuld turn ya ass back around/
matter of fact i think its better if u just skipped town/
nobody wants u around here ur a clown/
just listenin to ur rhymes is bringin me down/
u got a rep for have rhymes that are lame/
u shuld even think about changin ur whole name/
and never rap again because all ur shit sounds the same/
dont be mad its not u to blame/
its not ur fault ull never see any fortune or fame/
are those silly ass rhymes even yours to claim/
or did u steal it from a kid wit a deformed brain/
do my rhymes bring pain to ur heart/
do u truly think that ur smart/
are u gonna sit back and let me tear u apart/
i post on this site only a few times a week/
but im bettin anythin i culd beat u in my sleep/
u c ur not even worthy enough for me to get deep/
simple words could easily beat u 1..2..3/
ur whole ryme book couldnt beat 2 of my bars/
if i start spittin fires then u start seein stars/
i dont have to do a u-turn to hit u wit a nother one/
ill only leave one more line, take care of mother son/

[visualeipstm]

i'll battle u whiteboi...

im a tiger and you aint nothin but an antilope
i sliced your dick off, thats why you sit around and mope
figuatively speaking, you aint shit but a hermaphrodite
i crank it up, i get buck, nigga dont try to get hyped
coz i will send your mother death threats and stab her in the ass
you a queezy nigga without sight of literal things
while you jabbin and duckin, i knocked you out tha ring
i covered you in vaseline, while i raped you in your *bing*
you already know what comes next, its mind sex
i rip my dick through your brain and blast you like a tech
you really think its over? naw, not yet
im almost to my starting point, just begun to get upset
i toss you from a hellicopter and stick you through a sky scraper
screamin and whalin as i proceed to tape your
mouth shut, smear your own blood on your forehead
as the sun rises, people surrounding can smell your death
i blow and im hella cold like a blizzard
you think that this is it from the chicken, well here come the gizzards
i'll have your whole crew racin and hidin they kids
from these bullets at cha slugs
your wife givin ya man his last hug
his last feel on her butt, then i takeover your dutch
and have my other niggas search you like hutch
im clean clear and under control
youve just made your way into hell as my foe
before you die you spit up some flem and blood
then your hood gets raped of its ends like a sperm flood
see nigga? you just cant win
im the only thing in, you just keep on bitin
i'll keep on writtin, these sperm seed words so right man
technologic like macintosh, dive into your hood like a mosh pit
your clothes, i wash em, so you better watch it
before i really make you queezy
beatin you is way too easy
dissing you is pleasing me
you are making my dick greasy

[u-turn]

in war there's many casualties
many probibilty's, me lose, you know what the outcome'll be
me on top, stopping flows
dropping hoes who step up to the batters dome
quaking in my steps, better roll the carpet
i collect diamonds to cheddar rolls n muslim tarps
out the gate you a got a bladder mouth
you ain't got no chance, so what the hell you chatter about?
nothing, like something for nothing
i got midas' touch n shit
stopping the feds, you know when i feed ya dead
so why bother with ya feeble attempts
ya weak stuff ain't nothing to speak on
so i'mma just speak about me on n on

[Father N Dangerous]

fo sho surreal, why is everyone droppin verses lmao

vote peeps!!!

[SurreaL]

fo sho surreal, why is everyone droppin verses lmao

vote peeps!!!

No doubt, haha.

[Grim Reapa]

my vote goes to surreal

[SurreaL]

Alright man, that's chill and all, thank's, but uhh, for the sake of normal bat rule's, could you just explain why, peace.

[Grim Reapa]

sure no problem, let me explain my vote you c surreal i like people who can squeez at least 2 rhymes in to a sentence it sounds better over a beat and some of what wnd wrote didn't rhyme like for example investigate and legeit dont rhyme and maniac and caddilaic or as so he spelled do not rhyme ether. Do i have to say anything else homie?

PEACE

[SurreaL]

nah that's peace. Thank's for voting.

[Oct_Blast]

my girl went black and still came back...
so call me wack...
but when i do this i do this behind your back...
call her a bitch ....
na thats nothing ...id call my mother... nor do i call
ever nigga my brother ... to the roots i gets looped

[led_mic]

But why is surreal better than ME you seemed to forget

[Father N Dangerous]

haha well shit, sory i dont havve perrfect tyyping daawg =\

the front wasn't really spitting, just talking but i appreciate the vote

anyone else?

[Grim Reapa]

y the fuck are so many people rhyming on this page
let me shut theese nigz up

YO IF U WANNA TALK SHIT IM LISTENIN IN/
IM LIKE god I CAN HEAR EVERY STROKE OF YOUR KEYBOARD OR PEN/
SMACK YOUR KEYBOARD AND TEACH U THE ART OF OF RHYME SKILL/
MAKE YOU WRITE YOUR LAST WILL SO I CAN SPEND YOU LIKE A DOLLAR BILL/
BUT Y WOULD U SQUEEZE A BILL OUT OF A CENT/
BUT IF YOU R A BILL YOU'LL BE PART OF A LUCKY 5 PERCENT/
MY RHYMES THERE ISN'T ANYTHING AS ILL/
ILL MEANS SKILL/
SO AFTER IM DONE YOU'LL NEED REDCROSS AND GOODWILL/
SO BEFORE YOUR COMPUTER EXPLODES FROM TOO MUCH BINARY CODE/
NEXT MC UP THE RHYME IS BESTOWED/

peace

[SurreaL]

haha, word, oh well, let them do there thing, it's alright, peace.