Funniest Comedies

[begongo]

why doesn't anyone talk about Half Baked ? I mean ...it's definitely some of the funniest shit I've ever seen

[begongo]

what about Kung Pow ? that movie was crazy!!

[Visionz]

Scary Movie 2 "I'm gonna stuff the turkey with my good hand"

Snatch "AVVVY!!",................"Doug, sit down, you Stupid, Fat Fuck!"


Half-Baked --------"Where'd you live in Jamaica?"......................."Down by the beach" ahahahaha

[Storm]

^^^ forgot about sandler^^^

chuck and larry-
"we would have to be married"
"what? you mean like faggots?"
"well it will just be on paper"
"paper faggots?"

lmao, love that scene

why doesn't anyone talk about Half Baked ? I mean ...it's definitely some of the funniest shit I've ever seen

Somebody already mentioned it

what about Kung Pow ? that movie was crazy!!

Forgot about that movie. The evil guy had a girls name, lmao.

Scary Movie 2 "I'm gonna stuff the turkey with my good hand"

Forgot about that movie series, hilarious too.

[oDoUoSoKo]

May De Schwartz Be Wif You!!!

[brock]

Drebinisms--

"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day."
"Goodyear?"
"No, the worst."

"I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or be able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact I bought her a harp for christmas. She asked me what it was. "

"I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils"

"Protecting the Queen's safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans we must be gracious and considerate hosts. "

"Jane, since I've met you I've noticed things that I never knew were there before; birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights."

"It's fourth and fifteen and you're looking at a full-court press. "

"Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested."

"I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens."

"...blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't? "

"Go ahead, threaten me like you have the American people for so long! You're part of a dying breed, Hapsburg, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts! "

"Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants? "

"I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say...”Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it."

"This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out! "

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes. "

"Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through."

"Well... We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party."

"Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again. "

"Hey! You call this slop? Real slop has got chunks in it! This is more like gruel! And this Chateau le Blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature! What do you think we are, animals? "

"Uh Raquel, just a second, I just had a thought. This show is being seen all over the world. I was thinking, if we could all just send good thoughts, transmit them through these cameras here, to the elected leader of China, Wing wa woo tong, so that they might finally be nice. Thank you.......Uh Raquel, so many go to bed hungry in this nation, yet cat food is full of tuna! I cant help but think each time I go to the zoo and see those porpises, crammed into those tiny tanks, what a waste that is. Butcher half of them now! That's hundreds of pounds of Dolphin meat that can be fed to our cats, freeing up that tuna for our nations hungry.....Uh so many are cold, shivering in the night, so I say, butcher those cats, skin them! Use their fur to keep hundreds warm! "

"You haven't shot anybody in six months."
"That's true. Funny how you miss the little things. "

[NIKLZ]

Katt Williams- "Pimp Chronicles" and "American Hustle"
Dave Chappelle - "Killen'em Softly"

[Focus Man]

Dave Chappelle Stand Ups
Family Guy
Everybody Loves Raymond
Grandmas Boy
Bad Santa
Knocked Up
Superbad
40 year old virgin

[EXPOSEPONCESENT]

one of the cheech & chong movies
coming to america
friday
mickey blue eyes
undercover brother
blue streak
trading places

[JackOfHearts]

this thread has given me the jollies.

[DR. NICK RIVIERA]

Don't be a menace to South Central L.A. while drinking your juice in the hood

mos def - funniest movie ever


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktwmEeQLZs - I love this scene, has Winter Warz in it


as dor others...some Agent 00, Naked Gun and stuff like dat...Leslie Nielsen is GOD... Hot Shots 2 was great too

[oDoUoSoKo]

i did forget about Kung Pow, a marvelous movie...eloels...

[Skellington]

-The Pink Panther (original no US rape)
-La Soupe Aux Choux
-Les aventures de Rabbi Jacob
-Monty Python and the Search For The Holy Grail
-Saukjeuk Shigong (Sex Is Zero)

[Nick Fury]

[Dooch]

LOL clerks