if duh (the) Wu-tang clan were all running for president against each other
who do you think would be the best president?
Rza comes off as the most strategic and intelligent one. His policy would probably involve granting voting rights to ultra-egos, building a wall between analog niggas and digital niggas, spreading the knowledge to the young black youth, encouraging 12 jewels studies in public schools are support closer foriegn relations with asian countries..
unfortunately the gay community are in for some harsh times...
I also think he would be poor at getting the delegates needed to win. If a man fucks 200 pussies and is still lonely, his ability to draw a political base is questionable
Gza comes off as a hands off president. He'll probably spend his time in office playing chess with the lord duke Dick Cheney and sleeping. He'll probably hammer down on wack MCs, and increase economic ties with indonesia so that he can keep buying the sticks from them he's always chewing. He's probably also be good in the education field. He'll also fund studies into quasars, pyroclastic flows and so forth. But he'll loose the paranoid KTL vote because he's been pubically quote to have said
"You get vaccinated my logo is branded in ya skin"..not a good look when the biggest problem in the world is the falsehood of christianity and the coming of the anti-christ.
Ol Dirty will definetly be great for the young ghetto youth. He also has the most experience in the political field when he previously nominated himself president MC, citing his intelligent career and unique physic as his two great reason to vote for him. He'll probably promote giving a lot of free money to the young black youth, open more hip hop stores so that we can buy groceries from him to stimulate the economy, increase welfare, cut swine imports, and provide work for women because he's quoted to have said "sucking my dick is gonna be your chore"
at the same time his policies come off a bit radical. turns out that the work he's gonna provide women in mandatory, which is punishable by having to suck his dick. He has also said he wants to "lock all the bitches down". Nevertheless he is seen as a good candidate because of his anti bush stance and experience.
Raekwon the chef has a strong support in the latino community. He would boost trade with colombia, guyana, bolivia, and other south/central american nations..or the "barrio" of the world. He's also the only candidate with strong support in the gay community for his pledge to live "faggot rap". We will also be great for the economy because he'll increase trade with countries that offer luxury items for sale such as white gold tarantulas, chicken minks, gold sinks, and so forth. He's also quick to delegate his clan with explosives, which should keep terror at bay.
Inspectah Deck comes off as a strong foriegn policy candidate. His talks of bombing atomically will resonate well with war hawks, as well as his encouragement of space age ultra violet forensic blinding technology. He's might not get the microphone vote though because he's been harsh to them in the past.
"i leave the mics in bodybag"
"i set the microphone on fire"
"manufacture thoughts so microphones bones fracture"
He has even said he has "zero tolerance, dominate intelligence"
Dispite his hawkish stance, he's one of the green candidates. He'll encourage the use of clean solar rays to burn through shades as opposed to enviromentally harmful coal rays.
U-god appears to be the worst candidate economically. Not only having the least money in the wu (assumably) but his economic indecisiveness.
A president that needs to consult people to "flex that cash, to sex that ass" is the wrong man from the office in harsh economic times. Nevertheless, the Shampoo market will thrive under U-god as well as the bangels market. He'll also have a great healthcare policy by encouraging more "slim doodoo makers thugs inside pajamas" in the inner city. He's also gonna be bad in the textile industry and water conservation because he's fond on encouraging citizens to live "clusty wet butt naked with their dick out". He has announced his balls are fragile as eggs so if he doesn't show more decisiveness the american ppl won't touch him, as if he was ugly when he fucks.
Ghost would be great for the economy. He's a proud supporter of the fish market, and the wallabee unions, fish unions, salad tosser unions, rap ballad maker unions, and so forth. He's encourage science by funding the development of vocal cords that are swiss lazer beams, and divine chemical slang lords. He's anti abortion, and would do great in the Koran belt states. He would also have a diverse cabinet. "Betsy Ross up in the fish tank, austrialian" "Im in the room fucking these two white bitches". He's also pro gambling, pro white rappers, but anti gay men in dress shirts.....which will cost him the Robby Digital vote.
I Reef Jamal is the Ralph Nader of the election. He's all about the enviroment. He will do good in the education department and encourage the studying of 120..and most importantly the ability to see through 6. His Go Veg campaign will ease the health care obsesity epidemic. He's also tough on crime. He believes homocide is illegal and death is the pentaly. He also believe one justifies the homocide when he dies...death pentaly. He'll put APBs on MC killas( it's about time), and encourage the remaking of old wutang songs that have little to nothing to do with the original.
He's also anti war, for he sees it as "extremely serious and it saddens him to have to take teams through deadly measures"
Methodman has also state his self nomination as presidential MC. He's the anti illegal cloud immigrant candidate and will keep illegals of his cloud if they don't know english and they don't know his style. He'll be bad for the peanut butter market (sorry Skampoe ), as he feel the nation doesn't need it. He also supports the death penalty for he sees it the only way to hang is from the neck. He will also support torture in Guantanamo. He has been reported to have said he supports water boarding, sowing assholes shut and feeding terrorist, cutting off knee caps and making them kneel in stair case piss (sorry cilvarings) and so forth. He'll make marijuana legal, and pardon Raida Ruckus for his crimes against humanity.
actually the young youth around here are fond off snorting pillz, it's flyer then soulja boy (and there there's a whole meth thing but it's invisible unless your white trash)
how about Maine? I bet you get all the sk1n at the fonder's day picnics cause you wear your hat backwards huh?
gotta roll with tical on this one. he's diplomatic with a good foreign policy, but at the same time no ones punk. if they fuck around, mef will reign fire down on 'em. plus redman would probably be his v.p.
Who would you nominate as presidential mc
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