The Official "Dick Size" Thread! (homo thread)

[Sgt Holly Wood]

wasnt u the nigga that sucked his own cock ^^

lol they added "homo thread" to the thread name after u posted there buddy

slight coincidence ehh?

[RzaRectum]

yo my people i know what you wanna hear. you wanna hear some wu shit gyeaaaaaaaah

so here's the poll vote for your dick size..be sincere. let's do a statistic of the corp

respect to my niggus on the forum. (please don't post pics)

and don't be shy. mine's 17cm

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You should've made this a public poll so we could see who voted in each category.

23+ (i'm feeling like an elephant) 114.29%

aka I lie about my size to "prove" myself to complete eStrangers i'll never get to meat (or meet)

[Blackula Spectacula]

I'm sure most of you all are lying .

[Oztradamus]

6 3/4, but I can make my girl cum and make over 110 K a year, so having a penis like the dudes from monsters of cock ain't nothing to me LOL

[Supreme-NRT]

King Lizard is trying to gain control over The Cooley, watch out IRONDAAN

[Lizard King]

yo yo...it's lizard king..don't offend me yo
i'm the hottest g in here
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[Masta Chilla]

i now know the exact length of my dick: 16.7 cm

[TSA]

I'm sure most of you all are lying .

i've noticed, mainly technician, cause a greek dick looks like a pod of peas, everyones seen the status

but im being for real, bragging about having a big dick is retarded, if anything having one is annoying in my opinion

[36chambers]

i've noticed, mainly technician, cause a greek dick looks like a pod of peas, everyones seen the status

now that was funny

[LORD NOSE]

but im being for real, bragging about having a big dick is retarded, if anything having one is annoying in my opinion

so are you gonna cut yours off and get a vagina ?

[TSA]

well sunny, though i feel a bit bad putting a damper in inflated dick size descriptions and therefore ruined the purpose of you logging on, if your dick status wasn't california raisin you'd understand

for instance i dont fit in magnums, and have to buy the XL magnums, which i hardly fit in anyways so i have to hold the base when i lace

and they only sell those and hyvee, and i know everyone that works there in a non condom buying manner, THO there are exceptions, im hoping to get the sluttly lookin mexican teller on one of my rubber buying days, moisting her loins with the brolic status of my divine stiff

[TSA]

and your dick touches the toilet water

and i actually scares some whores off if you tell them ahead of time

and stroking at a reasonably fast speed is a task that takes practice, skill, and complete disregard for your partners guts

but the plus side is i can beat off with two hands (way better then 1) and walking around with a boner feel like i just conquered rome

[JASPER]

Are we really talking about dicksizes and autofelatio now? Christ.

[Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster]

King Lizard is trying to gain control over The Cooley, watch out IRONDAAN

I'm not scared. I didn't get my own subforum for being gay in the literal sense of buttsex, tanktops, and elton john concerts, im pretty sure i got it for pissing some people off with my witty, carefree repartee. I think I upset Sickarocks, and hes in "The Vatican"(see: some kind of circlejerk i dont fully understand) and he said they should change it to irondancooley and one of his "mod"(see: nerd who runs shit) buddies saw it and did it.

At the time i just started and had like 90 posts, and you dumb motherfuckers failed to see my subtle genius. Id say something about wu-tang, and everybody at wucorp would be like "Whateva, n00b" or "call me when your post count's higher, girlfriend, OOH SNAP!" and then everyone else would lol.

I didnt get the joke, so id say everyone was weird and nerdy and gay(which i stand by) and then everyone would get mad, and id be like "whoa, is everybody seriously mad?" and everybody else would be all like "NO, YOURE the one thats mad" and thus began the cycle.

Until finally everybody realized that i meant no harm to your way of life and i realized there was a whole weird culture and backstory on this website, but at least once people got used to seeing my username, i would be free to call people i don't know and will never actually meet fags for no particular reason and then, in turn, get called a fag myself.

And that is the Legend of the Irondan Cooley sub-forum(which, by the way, under my trademark has taken gayness to all new heights).

Now I pretty much just make homo jokes, make fun of foreigners with a stereotypical american spiel, and talk some good-natured shit when somebody's being especially gay or e-thuggish. Its all hillarious. Take my word for it.

And anyone who uses centimeters to measure their dick isnt man enough to be as gay as me.

[THE W]

what is really the deal with all the bi-curious chat going on around here?