Formal Sex

[GENERAL WISE]

The whole reason for making love to your lady is making babies. Condoms, although Nigeria's last hope against AIDS, has cheapened sex for all men and women.

No longer is a woman required to pick the future father of her child to have sex with and similarly, no longer is a man required to be prepared to raise a child with a female he can truly live with. A woman can have sex with as many dudes as she likes, and then pick the father. A man no longer has to worry about which chick he is gonna bust a nut in and therefore move on to the next hoe rapidly.

The value of sex has dropped tremendously with contraception.

I have decided that I will no longer use contraception for vagina/penis chemical reactions.

Pros:
Sex feels better.
You're sharing a special RARE moment with your partner IN LIFE.
You know that the chick/dude you're gonna wife/marry isn't some skank/dog.
Excuse for getting more oral sex/anal sex
You will avoid STD ridden people

Cons:
Masturbation will increase, and so will its value.
STD's can transfer easier.
frustration of wanting to tap that ass but not being able, making it 1000x better looking.

[TSA]

the blow up doll was invented in Afganistan

[TSA]

General Wise jacks off the the curtain section of the Dillards home catalog

[SKAMPOE]

LMAO^

[TSA]

General wise would walk on the other side of the street if he saw Dj Eze Dikk from afar

[SKAMPOE]

[TSA]

General Wise got tired of combing his teeth

[TSA]

Skampoe put D's on the whip and still doesn't get any respect

[SKAMPOE]

[SKAMPOE]

Skampoe put D's on the whipe and still doesn't get any respect

[GENERAL WISE]

How this turn into Last minute General Wise Disses?
I was being super serious.

[TSA]

momma Skamp had wierd ways of getting little Skampi to go to sunday school

[SKAMPOE]

tsa is mad cuz hes not a cool light skin bruva like reggie

[TSA]

all the pussies in bridgeport hang lower then Skampoe's bo'zack

[SKAMPOE]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha tsa is mad cuz he always got fed outside with thei pets