i got this idea from making fun of freemurda's flow in my "worst freemurda lyrics" thread. i want to see what y'all are gonna come with. imitate any mc's flow, not just wu and wu related. just pick somebody and go with it. it can be somebody you think is ill or completely wack.

for example, my freemurda verse

"Can't stop eatin like i'm Oprah in 83
So don't get sick like a trick wit HIV
My niggas clap heavy we got our bandannas on
When i rap i Everlast like that Santana song
Go hit the bong - nigga you ain't never high
Bitches wanna tell me 'Free, you a clever guy'
But i don't buy em fries, no, not with that shake
You slangin diesel, i pump cheerios and cornflakes (?)
Im up in the mornin', wipin' off my Nike's
Cuz like some tampons, Freemurda got Wingz!
I serve cracks dawg, i ain't gotta sweat the rent
Til the landlord catch me gettin' extra bent
Using bleach pens all up on my white T
This Nigga got a mustard stain on my white T
You not Wifey, askin' me for child support
My niggaz got mad kidz that we can't support
Don't disrespect the sport, baggin' hoes is hard work
I be sweatin' like i just did some yard work"

notice the emphasis on forced-sounding metaphors, and rhyming a word with the same word (peep how this technique worked for me in the last part)

that one was just off the dome, but i'm gonna put some work into the next artist i pick.
ok wu-corp. run with it.