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    Quote Originally Posted by HAN View Post
    never fucked a virgin before, well there was this one virgin girl. but she only let me stick my dick up her ass. so she stays a virgin. so i dnt think that counts.

    lmao at her thinking she was staying pure.












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    Nigga... a dick is NEVER that big sun, trust me - if a female wants it in she'll get it in no matter what it is... I've seen women put sum crazy shit up there cooch. Virgins no different - it takes time ...you jus wasn't doin it right that's all.
    Last edited by L~>1<~NKS; 07-15-2008 at 11:56 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durag View Post
    I fucked three virgins, one was my girlfriend of a year and a half, and id trouble getting it inside her the first few times, the second was this other chick i was seeing for a while, but that went ok, and the third was some sexy little 15 year old (i was 21) who was dying to fuck, and i was dying to fuck. After a few attemps it went up, but when i took it out it was covered in blood! It was fuckin distgusting!

    You know i have to report that right.
    went to the woods, spent time alone, meditated under a waterfall climb to the highest peak of the mountain; now I'm back, enlightened, fully trained, to be the greatest Jackass the Corp has ever seen. all hail Me, you fucking Skruds.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TAURO DA GRIM LATIN View Post
    Virgins are overrated, they're always a crappy lay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post
    FUCK YEAH DUDE!

    THat shit's the story of my life! I used to not fit in my 'girlfriend', and it took forever to get into the first girl i fucked.

    shit's embarassing!

    Then you have to put on a rubber and they're all too small, even the magnum XL is a tight fit, so tight a fit it kills your boner by the time you work it in.

    I thought i was also, Graveyard, i sabi your pain well well
    went to the woods, spent time alone, meditated under a waterfall climb to the highest peak of the mountain; now I'm back, enlightened, fully trained, to be the greatest Jackass the Corp has ever seen. all hail Me, you fucking Skruds.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Surreptitious View Post
    yeah I dealt with that shit back in high school on the regular, then I realized its pretty lame to fuck a virgin, because you have to teach them shit and they are awful in bed along with the discomfort of trying to squeeze your dick into a tight ass vagina
    So........what your saying is either:

    A. You never fucked a virgin.

    B. Your gay.

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    mad mad thread, i'd love to share my weird experiences with you guys but i just don't feel that comfortable......(yet)


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