shaving question

[rainbow]

pfhahaha

good advice

[Robert]

Employ good shave protocol.

Always shave after a hot shower or bath, as this softens the facial hair.

Don't shave first thing in the morning.

Use a brush to distribute the shaving lotion/cream.

Make sure your razor is always sharp.

Shave with the grain, to avoid the occurrence of ingrown hairs and 'bumps'

Regularly rinse the blade in water while shaving.

Clean off lotion/cream with warm water (and then maybe splash face with cold water to close pores)

Moisturise or exfoliate afterwards.

Do not use alcohol based aftershave, it will only dehydrate your skin.

{PB}

Good advice from someone with minimal facial hair.

[SKAMPOE]

you know when you shave you and get those gay ass bumps after?

what the fuck is that?
why?

and how do you get rid of it...in like....2-3 hours?

theyre called razer bumps and only black people with little or no hygene get them!

[Robert]

"In the dream she and I share pound cake and tea in between her shifts of on the silver screen"

[Dooch]

I dont shave everyday, but when i do I go with the grain first than over it against it. I feel I
get a closer shave.
Use a mach 3, dont use those disposable crap blades...

ALso, seeing as how you have a pizza face, that might be the problem. Your hideous acne.
But don't fret, Proactive works.
Just ask your fellow razor bumped friends Sean Combs.

[rainbow]

Good advice from someone with minimal facial hair.

Hey, i just lay it out.

My reptilian friend.

{PB} (Movember 2010 future champ)

[INF]

I dont get razor bumps (thanks god)

What you need to do is go to the section of Wal -Mart or your local Department store (even Walgreens) and go to where they sell the black products. They got our murrays grease there and all the activator is there and the pink hair lotion and all that shit...


okay - IN THE Black hygienic section is also a small can of stuff to cure razor bumps. I see it all the time.

Why the hell do we only get a lil piece of the dept???? Shit is fucked up but whatever.

Just go look where they sell the du rags and you will find the razor bump cream.

[Dooch]

oh shut the fuck up you pickaninny

[IrOnMaN]

TSA, since you're African-American, you shouldn't shave everyday. I'd say shave every three to four days. But I don't shave with a razor. I use clippers because they don't cause razors bumps and it's alot easier, too. The reason why black men get nasty razors bumps is because their hair is coarse. After shaving, hair tends to grow under the skin causing the face to break out in bumps. My advice to you and others would be not to shave everyday or every other day. It won't be good for your face in the future. Because if you decide to, you'll be uglier than what you already are. Then you really would have to start buying a shit load of equipment to impress your peers, co-workers, friends, and women. It's true.

[SKAMPOE]

dats funny

[rainbow]

no it isnt.

[SKAMPOE]

[rainbow]

SOMETIMES, YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN' WITH A BASSLINE,

RAY OF SUNSHINE,

SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW TODAY YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

WOO WOO, BABY, CANT YOU SEE IM READY TO DANCE?!!!?

[SID]

Employ good shave protocol.

Always shave after a hot shower or bath, as this softens the facial hair.

Don't shave first thing in the morning.

Use a brush to distribute the shaving lotion/cream.

Make sure your razor is always sharp.

Shave with the grain, to avoid the occurrence of ingrown hairs and 'bumps'

Regularly rinse the blade in water while shaving.

Clean off lotion/cream with warm water (and then maybe splash face with cold water to close pores)

Moisturise or exfoliate afterwards.

Do not use alcohol based aftershave, it will only dehydrate your skin.

{PB}

I think your watching a bit too much american pyscho for you own good mr bateman

[rainbow]

I think your watching a bit too much american pyscho for you own good mr bateman

I sometimes wonder why a paragraph about WHAM! wasnt included in AP.

Ok, Bateman hated homosexuals, but there were many contradictions, so i dont see why it would have been a problem.

hm, something to think about in my dreams me thinks, goodnight euro fags.