Dirty Derry Dozen

[AcidPhosphate69]

Dirty Derry, home of the fearless few
Tearless dudes, who'll bury you for a dollah or two

Dirty dozen, like cousins
Shovin' an' pushin', we violent
Lovin' guzzlin' suds, stay silent
We got, A-Rod...ripped an' roarin'
Floorin' the borin', "it's how I'm livin'"
Given a true brown beast, at the least
Mention Baker, metal til death no faker
Respectful, give you an inch...take a mile?
Break ya smile, wild we smash dabblers
The rabbler is Billy Kevork of couse
War is his melody, weltin' G's
Fuck homies, we metal cronies
Known he's, Gurgis...Gurgatory
Heard his, own story gory bat bashin'
Fuck fashion, it's Dirty Burt the Nazi
Fastly pull a pistol, automatic, or exsplosive
Massively ex-army, harm me he knows shit
Hold it, I can't forget the other two
Kevorkians, blood brothers through and through
Keithy, sweetly quiet he'll jump kick ya mother
Ya brother, lover or any other, smother pussies
Now to Richie K., Rick James burns like flames
Tattooed freak bust D-Eag wit ease
Please, you can't touch us. the crew can't rush us
There's more I can't explore, just these few core
Wild childs, we riled and ready...steady sockin'
Clockin' and rockin', drainin' insane an' clear
Mainin' beer....ya hear? Wait, there's one here...
Saundirty, ya heard me...drunk by 9:30
Word he an animal, 5'5" fightin' Marines
Between a rock and hard place, I ratchet clamp
Ya mocked talk hard face, I smash a champ
Lampin' drunk all day, I know this is all I say
But I live it...give it a minute...it'll sink in...
How I'm stink-in, of booze and broads
Metal thunderin' hordes, swingin' swords
Barbarians scarin' dem, weaklings
Freak things speak things, undreamed we raw
Fuck a jaw, southpaw or righty...nightly we light bitches rightly

"I live my life like I wanna live and I'll steamroll you if you don't agree"
-A-Rod

"Find somebody tough enough to kick me out of your house"
-BTK

"You see this? It means YOU'RE NOT FUCKING WELCOME."
-Dirty Burt

"Keep it trashy."
-Bakenuts

"I will destroy your dreams, piss in your fireplace, and put out a cigarette on my arm at the same time."
-Saunders aka Squish aka Acid-fucking-Phosphate

[Bigot Hitman]

Oooo shit, here's some true, like realistic plus original shit. A song about ya crew? never heard it before, but u really know how to write with some original rhyme schemes. I tried before, but constricts what i want to say some time, i guess i don't have those skills. This is like 9/10

Word he an animal, 5'5" fightin' Marines
Between a rock and hard place, I ratchet clamp
Ya mocked talk hard face, I smash a champ
Lampin' drunk all day, I know this is all I say
But I live it...give it a minute...it'll sink in...
How I'm stink-in, of booze and broads
Metal thunderin' hordes
^^^ come on, calm down alittle