he's like the lil wayne of wucorp. he goes gay shit on a daily basis but for some reason everyone lets it slide, or slide more then need be.
i'll list off that questionable behavior and we can discuss from there
- he plucks his eyebrows
- he's married to 'skampoes wife'
- he changed his religion by the time he got to Older Godz off the sheer fact
- he didn't get to play baby jesus at vacation bible school
- he's firmly convinced he's black
- he converted to a religion dedicated to worshiping black men
- he has a gay awkward abrupt chuckle in his video
- he wears the most well volumed collection of sleeveless t-shirts known to man
- he has the education of an 8th grader but insists everyone else can't 'do the math' when clearly that's the most ironic shit ever.
- his myspace is riddled with self incriminating self incrimination
- his myspace self incrimination indicates he's more concerned with the image of looking hard then employment and acutally being what he portays
- he put his hand in his dogs ass and pull out a bone, true story, ask him
- he gets shit on his fingers when he wipes, true story, ask him
- he is dedicated to proving the grittiness of bridgeport connecticut through a venue far more global then crime rates; internet forums
- he posted all that gay stuff, but it was hilarious so that don't count.
- jigsaw
- Big L gets more pussy on accendent then he does on purpose
- he has a pony tail, but not just any pony tail, a pony tail where you shave the sides of your had so the greasy rico juice that keeps your latino sheen will channel properly down the neck
- he has a picture of him and jigsaw pointing da glackz with a Jolly Jumper in the background
- he got caught dickriding killah priest, who hasn't been relevant since he played the guy that cries cause he's scare of Tupac in Juice
- Him and Jigsaw make up sappy names for their nieghborhood that don't catch on but the keep at it, like bloodsport conneticut, elohel
dont be mad though, he's a funny ass guy, and this thread was originally gonna be "who has the fattest balls on wucorp" but i changed the subject cause you guys haven't done the knowledge and therefore don't have the wisdom to understand the cultural power of the earth god building to be reborn in ciphers
so yeah, skampoe's a douche
bitchin eyebrows
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