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    So me went on investigaiton over that truth system, and I must admit...

    THE EPSILON TRACT

    The TRACT has not yet been written.



    Cris Formage tells us in his wonderful book, It Happened To Us All, that the TRACT will be written when we are all ready. However, Cris is also very clear on another point - although the TRACT has not yet been written, it can still be read by those that are willing to read it.

    First you need to ask yourself: do i need an imaginary friend? Do I want to believe? AM I EVERYTHING I NEED AND LESS AND MORE? Then you are ready! The TRACT reading can begin.

    ALL YOU NEED DO IS SEND A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER TO:

    Cris Formage
    Epsilon Cult of America
    PO Box 10012
    Grand Canaria
    Cayman Islands
    THE 12 TENETS OF KIFFLOM

    1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!

    2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!

    3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!

    4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!

    5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!

    6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

    7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

    8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

    9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

    10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

    11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!

    12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!

    If you didn't know this, maybe you should read the Epsilon Tract.


    ... in a strange way it reminds me of Sunny Winters and Black Man.
    "The Devil is not the Prince of Matter; the Devil is the arrogance of the spirit, faith without smile, truth that is never seized by doubt. The Devil is grim because he knows where he is going, and, in moving, he always returns whence he came."

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    interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar Erebus View Post
    So me went on investigaiton over that truth system, and I must admit...







    ... in a strange way it reminds me of Sunny Winters and Black Man.


    How so?

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    Gee I don't know, do I?
    "The Devil is not the Prince of Matter; the Devil is the arrogance of the spirit, faith without smile, truth that is never seized by doubt. The Devil is grim because he knows where he is going, and, in moving, he always returns whence he came."

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