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  1. 10-13-2008, 02:12 PM #1
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    Default If A Wu General Was A Household Appliance, Which Would They Be??

    I think Ghostface would be a big ol refrigerator covered with all them fridge magnets all over the front. The magnets represent the random nature of his lyrics and shit. And as hes diabetic, he could store all his sugar products for whenever he needs them. Plus Ghost is pretty big and stocky, and tough, like a fridge. Also when you open a fridge it lights up, i dunno what that could be a metaphor for, but maybe like when the dust got him open, he shines, ya dig? And hes kinda secretive, you dont really know whats going on inside there. Until he opens up and shines the light on you.















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    Wow the ultimate bored Wu-Stan thread.

    Method Man would be a blender, cuz like Meth, a blender has many Methods to its madness, it can purre, chop, mix, grind etc.

    ODB would be a garbage can, cuz hes grimey like that. And the garbage can would be filled with nothing but empty 40 ounces and blunts cuz hes crazy grimey like that.

    U-God would be a can opener. Thats just obvious



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    ^that was pretty good actually. Ive got a few idea for RZA, but its cappa that im stuck on. And yup he is a general at least for the purpose of this discussion. I had Uey down as the toaster though kid.

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    GZA would be a TV. he's so visual

    raekwon would be a stove. always cookin up hot shit to get your mouth waterin.

    inspectah deck would be a hidden house camera. he'll sit back and watch you right, and you can be playin yourself and all that rot, and he'll take you to court after that. cause he's the inspectah.

    rza would NOT be the meat-tray in the fridge. he's vegetarian.

    masta killa would be the a/c. you never see him, but you can still feel him strike

    meth is the kitchen faucet. just check the flow

    u-god is the toilet. he always gets shit on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecknowledgist View Post
    u-god is the toilet. he always gets shit on.
    LOL....

    Quote of the year..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecknowledgist View Post

    u-god is the toilet. he always gets shit on.
    Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tecknowledgist View Post
    GZA would be a TV. he's so visual

    raekwon would be a stove. always cookin up hot shit to get your mouth waterin.

    inspectah deck would be a hidden house camera. he'll sit back and watch you right, and you can be playin yourself and all that rot, and he'll take you to court after that. cause he's the inspectah.

    rza would NOT be the meat-tray in the fridge. he's vegetarian.

    masta killa would be the a/c. you never see him, but you can still feel him strike

    meth is the kitchen faucet. just check the flow

    u-god is the toilet. he always gets shit on.
    HAHAHAHAhaAHAHAHAHHHHahaAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!

    The Gza/genius is so visual that i went for an eye exam and the doctor gave me a burnt copy of Liquid Swords
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    hahahahha you DORK!


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    wow lmao
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    i immediately regret typing all that hahaha
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    hahahahaahahaa

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    RZA:





    Raekwon:




    "cooking up sum marvellous shit"

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    these threads just keep getting weirder by the minute


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    wadedigital would do well to keep his banning spree up ...
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