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  1. 10-31-2008, 01:57 PM #1
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    Default "Max Payne" sucks like a muthafucka

    so fuckin' dissappointing
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    very VERY bad...the only thing they got right was the fact that his wife and newborn baby was killed....mona sax was underused(was not even susposed to be in it anyway)and it was 85 minutes of boredom and 15 minutes of action.


    i want my 13 bucks back son
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    I wont be bothering with this trash...

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    I ain't seen it.
    But the trailer had a fucking winged angel or something in it????


    Errrrrrrrrrr????
    Was thet in the game???
    If it was, I sincerely apologise


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    ^i dont think so. i heard someone else say something like wtf that shit isnt in the game.


    this shit looked cool to me though, what did they do show all the good shit in the previews?
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    This just proves trailers aren't reliable. It looked crazy, but it's shit. The backwards-jump-with-the-shotgun scene is ridiculously bad.

    I can't believe how bad the story is. The main hag, Nicole Horne, is Max's friend.
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    knew it
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    I knew it from the start.

    C'mon....Jim Bravura BLACK AND THIN?????

    Fuck that.
    bring back begongo!!
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    Jack Lupino a muscular Latino from Prison Break.
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    Damn, I really hoped it will be a good movie, will check it tho'.
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    Why was anyone thinking that this would be a good film? the backstory to the game was pretty lame as it is...
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    hell yeah that shit sucked man...

    4 outta 10 movie IMO
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    Yeah, the movie sucked, but 3/4th's through the movie I got into a fight, so that was kind of funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wera View Post
    I knew it from the start.

    C'mon....Jim Bravura BLACK AND THIN?????

    Fuck that.
    WTF!?
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    FUCK thats horseshit. i always thought the story was good though. in the game anyway.

    did they keep it grimey?
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