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    Has anyone heard any games commentated by a woman?.. i was victim to one about 2 minutes ago... a football game... it killed me.

    ...i dont think it helped that her voice was 3x louder than the game and the fucking crowd!!!

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    Word is bond, females aren't meant to comment on anything.

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    i seriously didn't mean this in a 1950's kind of way.

    its just unbearable... even if they know what they're talking about

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    Wtf?! I ratha hear a sexy women her voice than a man....

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    i agree with wutage. there's been a couple of games where i've been forced to hear a woman play by play announcer and it is miserable.

    listen to this...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    i agree with wutage. there's been a couple of games where i've been forced to hear a woman play by play announcer and it is miserable.

    listen to this...

    At least she sounds like she knows a little bit what she's talking about.

    Here in Québec we've had a woman commenting soccer over 10 years now who obviously has never kicked a single ball in her whole life. No wonder soccer has a hard time getting into quebeckers lifes.
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    the women that are on sportscenter always say the players names wrong and shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afficial_Nastee View Post
    Wtf?! I ratha hear a sexy women her voice than a man....
    ^you have obviously not heard one commentate a match before... i dont really mind not listenin to a sexy voice when im watchin football anyway... nah mean?

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    its not an issue of whether they know the game or not, its that their voices dont capture the moment as well as male announcers.

    you'll never hear a women announcing a game that matters.
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    ^perfect explanation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Afficial_Nastee View Post
    Wtf?! I ratha hear a sexy women her voice than a man....

    man thats some gay shit if i ever read it.
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    Default female commentators

    why

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    because their eye candy

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