LOLOL! I wonder if you really thought I was gonna describe my vagina to you. Did you really? lolol You're adorable.
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Yes... I know everything. I been fuckin since I was 7!
No... I need help understanding these broads.
LOLOL! I wonder if you really thought I was gonna describe my vagina to you. Did you really? lolol You're adorable.
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Do you like when a guy wears a european casual pouch?
Too busy to go searching unless its my actualy hand down your pants.
Very well then. Looks like you'll never then.
My imagination is more powerful and never disappointing.
I don't doubt it. Enjoy! lol
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Are you orally fixated?
NO.
Although I do appreciate you considering me to help you lose your anal virginity. I just can't do it right now. Unfortunately... My dildo's in the shop.
But if you ever do find someone to pop your anal cherry, make sure to remember these important guidelines:
1) The first guideline has to do with cleanliness. The basic purpose of the anus is to keep fecal matter, which is full of germs, inside the colon until the time arrives to release it. Obviously, merely wiping the area with some tissue isn’t going to remove all the germs, so you must wash the area thoroughly.
2) Many folds exist on the inside of the anus, so even an enema won’t necessarily remove all germs; therefore, you must definitely make sure your partner uses a condom during anal sex.
3) Because the anus was not designed to be penetrated from the outside, you need to use a lubricant to help keep the anal tissue from ripping.
4) Of course, you must never insert the penis into your mouth after anal sex without first removing (or switching) the condom.
Follow these simple rules and it should be a breeze for you.
Good Luck With That!
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Yeah i know all that shit.
What would it take for you to take one in the tailpipe bb? Would you have to be in love?
How I get my girlfriend to stop listening to Slipknot?
"I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi
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