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  1. 01-04-2009, 09:30 PM #1
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    Default 100 Things I learned from watching House

    1. Everybody lies
    2. It's never Lupus
    3. It's either Cancer or Auto-Immune
    4. Hugh Laurie is a cool guy and a great actor for being able to speak English as a US American using medical language while walking with a cane
    5. Strongyloides is Thread worms, and make sure the damn cripple takes his pills....is that dog dead?
    6. Akinetopsia is a neurological disorder where motion isn't captured correctly, and he's flickering the lights to try and give you a seizure, son of coma guy.
    7. House and Cuddy did it in med school
    8. Kutner was a bully in highschool
    9. Cameron likes broken men
    10. House hired Foreman because he is a former criminal and therefore good at breaking into people's homes.
    11. Kutner was adopted by white folks, and he likes it.
    12. Chase is bitter because he was left out of the will.
    13. 13's real name is Remy Hadley
    14. Ok, so it was Lupus once
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    4. Hugh Laurie is actually cool
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    Strongyloides is Thread worms
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    Akinetopsia is a neurological disorder where motion isn't captured correctly
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    Cameron likes broken men
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    13's real name is Remy Hadley
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    Kuttner is adopted by white folks...and he likes it.
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    -Hugh Laurie is a great actor for being able to speak English as a US American using medical language while walking with a cane
    -Wilson is a great friend for putting up with all of House's abuse
    -House and Cuddy should ride the hobby horse
    -Kutner was a bully in highschool


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    dont trip shrooms with ppl u never met before lol

    first and only time i seen this show was when i ate some shrooms with my boys boy lol, and we were waiting for the shit to kick in.

    had one of my most potent trips that night...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tajeco View Post
    -Hugh Laurie is a great actor for being able to speak English as a US American using medical language while walking with a cane
    -Wilson is a great friend for putting up with all of House's abuse
    -House and Cuddy did ride the hobby horse
    -Kutner was a bully in highschool
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    Did they? Was it before she hired him?


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    yea they did it in med school
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    It actually once was lupus

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeru View Post
    It actually once was lupus

    "You keep a stash of pills in your Lupus Textbook"

    "It's never Lupus"
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    Quote Originally Posted by beautifulrock View Post
    "You keep a stash of pills in your Lupus Textbook"

    "It's never Lupus"
    "I finally have a case of lupus"...somewhere in season 4

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