''I even pack my gat when I go to see my PO'': post ur favourite oneliners:

[SL33]

A few New York n****z, had did her in the park''

"I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death"

''life's a bitch, but God-forbid the bitch divorce me''



add on if u like

[JerseyIronman]

"Its the R-A-Double P-E-R N-O-Y-D Niggaaz cant FUCK wit me"

“Streets disciple, my raps are trifle/ I shoot slugs from my brain just like a rifle”

"we eat fish, tossed salads and sing rap ballads"

[JerseyIronman]

"soon to be at Caesar's palace eatin salads"

ya

[Tage]

"in the middle of nowhere like the letter h"

[stashlova]

I got the heart of 3 men. My pulse is 365 bpm."

Welcome back Cotter Im playin I give a job to the mayor, my flow is hard to compare like martial arts in the air. We get lost in a Leer, bitch lickin balls in a chair, get nut involved in her hair, bitch Im a dog and i swear...

My family the Manson's, my bitch is the Blair Witch. I'll piss her off where ya campin....

All Redman btw. One of the best ever

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

The idea of coming up with answers to this thread has overloaded my brain so instead im gonna just post funny ones



biggie smalls is the wickeest, u say im a pussy? i dare u to try to stick ur dick in this

I'll stick my dick in you ear, and fuck what you heard

I get outta line like blind kids with colouring books and crayons

Tell ya what they sip in my circle: Samuel Jackson, Oprah Winfrey, Whoopi Goldberg-'The Color Purple'

wayne, chillin like a scarecrow, lookin for some brain

[SL33]

biggie smalls is the wickeest, u say im a pussy? i dare u to try to stick ur dick in this

now that's ill

[claaa7]

"I'm waving automatic guns at nuns" (Nas)

"When I was twelve i went to hell for snuffin' jesus" (Nas)

"I'm on some Wu-Tang shit, so protect your fucking neck nigga" (Lord Finesse)

"Even on a paris-wheel you still couldn't fuck around" (Lord Finesse)

"We like rebel niggaz powdered up, wildin' in the streets of liberia" (Ghostface)

"My hood vote for Oprah, Obama... and Eric B" (Ghostface)

...etc, etc.

[Suga Duga]

I drop unexpectedly like bird shit

[b-dolo]

Was I sent for the sinners that never repent
Or just another thug bent trying to pay for his rent
Days in contempt I see how ya'll amazed in suspense

Life change once you establish the right game
Love the night rain, found a new way to fight pain
Clocks never stop, It's all a race to the top
Tryin' to freeze time, that's why I ice the face of my watch

All alone in this wilderness
Who can figure life as ill as this.
My vision's blurred from guerilla's mist

AZ

[claaa7]

^^ that's hardly a one-liner, lol..

[Crack Killz]

I'm dope with no label
Punchlines like I'm mad at the coke on the table
- Copywrite

[Rame]

''Fuck Robin and Batman/I'm robbin' with a bat man'' (Rock of Heltah Skeltah)

[THE MASON]

"the more weed smoke i puff, the more dangerrr-ous"

[DR. NICK RIVIERA]

slappin babies at they christenin'