"A pigeon can't drop shit if it never flew." - Vast Aire
Just one that came in my mind when I saw the title :P
"A pigeon can't drop shit if it never flew." - Vast Aire
Just one that came in my mind when I saw the title :P
Some favorites:
"With one leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple" - Eminem
"She beat me over the head with the remote control
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull" - Eminem
"How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist" - Eminem
"Cause I never went gold of one song
I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn" - Eminem
"You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album" - Eminem
"My brain's gone, my soul's worn and my spirit is torn
The rest of my body's still bein operated on" - Eminem
"I'll hang you til you dangle and chain you with both ankles
And pull you apart from both angles" - Eminem
"Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit's inside ya" - Eminem
"And tell your crew if they got beef, then I can bring the dinner rolls" - Lacks
"A whack emcee is something I could never be
That's like growing dreadlocks while you taking chemotherapy" - One Be Lo
"I smash mics like cornbread, you can't kill me I was born dead" - Big L
"I'm takin lives for a great price, I'm the type
to snap in heaven with a Mac-11 and rape Christ" - Big L
"It ain't no food in my fridge; just body parts" - Big L
"I never wear rubbers bitch, if I get AIDS, fuck it!" - Big L
"Do a Hail Mary, I make Bloody Mary's out of your capillaries" - G Rap
"I won't stop until the morgue got bodies stacked up to the fuckin ceiling" - G Rap
"Pieces of flesh, hangin off a niggaz chest, cause the vest
that he dress, couldn't FUCK with the Smith and Wess'" - G Rap
"Get laid and played out of pocket with a rocket in your eye socket" - G Rap
"The decompose, blood flows are holes in your clothes, eyes closed
Body be frozed, posing for pictures with a rose" - G Rap
This is just some quotes. Did not even include Prodigy, who is one of the best.
"You couldn't flip shit playin in toilets with a spatula" - Eminem
"Smokin homegrown drugs until you can barely tell wtf we're sayin like bone thugs" - Eminem
"Relax your dome like a solo from a saxophone" - Eminem
"If I had dollars for every nigga who dared to battle me on the microphone i'd fuck around and be a millionaire" - Sean P
Last edited by Wh0am3ye?; 08-24-2011 at 03:56 PM.
" I punchlines like I'm mad at the coke on the table "
- Copywrite
"Gangsta rappers can't fight, so they rap about guns" - Sean P
i always liked "come to jersey and get jacked like jill, g"Originally Posted by stashlova
and "my rationality is brutality, i got the gun up under yo leather nigga, so walk casually"
Creepin' is fulla good one liners lol
cash rules. still don't nothin move but the money
Sean Price
"Time is Money and Money is Time and I got just enough Time to get that Money"
and
MF DOOM
"Hit the doobie till it glow like a ruby, after which u cant find the villain like Scooby"
Lord Finesse has a lot of my favorite lines, his punchlines are clever and funny at the same time especially those from the Return Of The Funky Man era.
He had some of the best lines about the females next to punchline masters like Kane, Big L & G Rap:
"I'm the type to wreck a show, scoop & sex a ho, then I cool the fuck out like an eskimo"
"Whether you're a virgin or a bad lookin' hot sista, I'm bangin' up bitches like a shoplifter"
"Come party and ho with this gigolo soloist, strictly for the ladies and far from a chauvinist"
and he killed it with the braggadocio style throughout his career too:
"I'm not the brother to riff and get raw with
I grab the mic and get funky as dog shit
Many try to bore me and harm me
So what you got an army? you're all washed up like laundry
It's lord finesse, the rap phenomenom
I take this more serious than a muslim do rhamadan"
fuck batman and robbin i be robbin with a bat, man. -rock
drown ya with less of an ounce of your own saliva -canibus
put on my gasolne boots and walk thru hell -mef
you scared ? run around like the plane about to crash ??!! -dirty
it aint hard to see my seeds need god degree i got mouths fo feed unnecessary beef is more cows to breed -gza
a bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times in the tub but that's normal aint it Norman ? -eminem
rock you in ya face stab ya brain wit ya nose bone -prodigy
Johnny Unitas handle that like arthritis still, hold a golden touch like King Midas -mef
out of order tape recorder cant record my slaughter -cappa
check out the rap king pin the black jesus, i know a few niggaz whos sniff coke caught seizures -ghost
steve rifkind musta been sniffin to catch something so dope left monica lynch pussy drippin -rza
You bound to catch AIDS or somethin. not sayin i got it, but nigga if i got it you got it ! -dirty
i like the whopper, fuck the big mac -rob base
i represent from midnight to high noon -gza
using sky as a blanket stuffin clouds inside my pillow -rza
so we attack this and grab all within reach throw scraps back at niggaz perfect your own speech -gza
you couldnt total my amount if you sung i missed you -redman
forget the tv i'd rather hit the steets and do grafitti be careful dont let the transit cop see me -2pac
you say you numba one wicket selecta ? i say you punani and i wet ya -tek
a thug changes, love changes and best friends become strangers -nas
ran outta bullets but still had static, grabbed the pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic -slick rick
hugs from fake friends make ends they hate you be broke girls wont date you thats i relate to choke yo ass out til your face blue make you open the safe too -biggie
cuz im gifted so you can gift wrap the shit im kickin, send it to your MOMS for Christmas and tell her Shory Shit Stain sent it -SSS
Last edited by tekunique; 08-24-2011 at 06:21 PM.
'My food sits well, but my guns belimic, watch what happens, Im about to feed it.'
'I love you like the ninja turtles love pizza' Drake, made me chuckle
'sleeping on a nigga raps, Something like a mummy' J. Cole 'How High', the song is full of lines like that.
'Woman of my dreams, I don't sleep so I can't find her' Wayne, but again whole song is like that.
I'm too lazy to post as many as y'all.
honies be like meth i be like what, they want from free CD's im like "see deez nuts"
in the projects we aint scared to death, but scared to live.
Christianity = White Supremacy
Some of mine, too many to list:
Black kid, creep between walls like an arachnid - Holocaust
I rap like no one out there can fuck with me - Prodigy
Who in the world could spit it like me? Unlikely, sheisty for that mic piece -Killa Sin
He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh, a rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous - Doom
Half dead platoon leader but woken by enemy heaters
Jugganaut on the block blast shots at all retreaters - Holocaust
In the melting pot, felt the shot heard 'round the world
We unstoppable like Jugganaut baby girl - Meth
"Smacked with a rhyme, push your forehead to the back of your mind
Try to explain what it's like seeing your brain" - Rakim
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was I was a baller, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat so I could call her
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