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    Default An e-mail I got from Tauro

    emm Dear son,
    I can tell by your blog that you are depressed, struggling with homosexuality and perhaps on drugs. Have you ever considered Jesus as your Savior? I would like to establish a dialogue with you on the topics of philosophy, theology, existentialism and Jesus. Perhaps you feel that if Jesus was alive today he wouldn't be up on currant fashions and trends or that he wouldn't be able to express himself in the current hip-hop lingo the way you young hipsters can. But I want you to know that...Jesus is "Now;" Jesus is "Wow!" Jesus spoke in parables which was the jive-talk of the day two thousand years ago. He spoke poetically which is like rap. If Jesus were alive today he would be a "Cooldude" like you or me. He would wear designer jeans rather than "huffing" designer drugs. Let us, you and I dig Jesus together and surely he will help you defeat your naughty thoughts. And if you're feeling down and tempted remember the words and ponder the meaning of Ezekiel 16:17

    "You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them."

    May the Lord show you the straight path,
    Aaddam































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    You jealous because i'm not nice to hoes like you are?
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    Don't be complaining to me when your bitch plays your ass and takes your money.



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    CONservative goverMENt

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    jesus fell in love with a ho.

    we don't love dem hoes.

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    haha @ Ilz, that's like showing a video of a bunch of crackheadz and saying that's what the US is all about.
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    You jealous because i'm not nice to hoes like you are?
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    Don't be complaining to me when your bitch plays your ass and takes your money.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ilzPotent View Post
    *Sniff

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    jesus fell in love with a ho.

    we don't love dem hoes.
    invisible people may not exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaShaolinAssassin View Post


    that shit had be cracked


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    I don't know if i like the titles being in embedded videos very much.

    It diminishes the romanticism a little i think.



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    Jesus = David koresh (before people where smart enough to see that people who claim to be the son of God are insane)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Bateman View Post
    I don't know if i like the titles being in embedded videos very much.

    It diminishes the romanticism a little i think.
    that's true

    "girl shits in pool" hmmmmmm, I wonder what's about to happen.

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    some smiting finna go down


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    ^^

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    Shrap's daddy?

    CONservative goverMENt

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    naw, ilz' great-great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaughter

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