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Let's see. Why would you possibly be talking about pork...hmmm, let me think for a second. Is it because it's the worst food on the planet? No. Is it because it isn't worse than any other food? No....hmmmm. Is it because it only has four letters? No....hmmmm. Oh! I know it's because religion, particularlly Islam forbid pork. But wait, is that the only reason....Hmmmm. No! Because it's what those nutbag 120 God degree Earth and Gods, Nation of Islam retarded nutbags talk about all the time.
"Porks forbidden because Muhammed had an electron miscroscope and saw all the toxins."
"See Islam, and by derivative the Nation of Islam, is based on science!!!"
"See how smart we are!"
"It's because pigs eat anything in their path, and Muhammed knew how terrible it was for your health because he had the latest edition of an Advanced Chemistry textbook at his disposal!!!"
"See how smart we are!!!"
Oh wait...but this can't be the only reasons, although they're certainly important ones. What was that I read once....
Oh yeah. White people are the devil and pigs!!!
That's it! I knew I would remember it!!!
Oh yeah, by the way, the spaceships coming tommorow at 2:00PM. Bring the Kool Aid.
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