thunderfucked piece of toiletry lined ramblings thread AKA fuckshitfaggotopolis

[rainbow]

Why do you have to make everything so corny.

Stop talking about peoples game plans and shit on here.

You are the only person who is actually planning what they do here to any significant degree and then getting emotional when things don't turn out the way you planned.

Stop thinking everyone else is like your psychopathic self.

[Uncle Steezo]

What are you talking about?

You come up with this, after probably 3 days of planning?

Imagine meeting you in person, i can envisage your even quicker on your feet if it were possible.

That's right, you have "amazing visual intelligence".

So basically, your main insult here, is that i am feminine?

Honestly, i'm fine with you saying that as often as you like, compared to the sad fact that you're over 32 years of age and your insulting someone over 10 years your junior by calling them a woman, it's almost a compliment.

pat really the point is that in your attempts to do god knows what to me on wutangcorp.com you have failed to see the hypocrisy.

it was YOU who 1st approached me when i returned. i hadn't said shit to you.

YOU were the one who reach out to the online community to shun me.
to what end i still don't know.

YOU were the one who got upset because others didn't share in your furiocity over my return.

your main argument is that i'm older than you.

its a shame that my age and the fact that i post on this website message board would cause you to devote time that could be spent on entertaining yourself instead be wasted arguing with me which IS entertaining to me.

as of right now at 12:00 pm you have devoted 4 hrs to "sonning" me online.
that is one 1/6th of your day that you have donated to me.


go to bed.

[rainbow]

My main argument is that you are a corn ball immature 32 year old dude who is addicted to a wu tang forum and is ruining his life as a result.

You try to "flip the script" (i think that's the correct phrase) and "return my burns".

Which is all in vain really, because, i have an excuse for being childish and immature... i'm young.

Once again, what is yours?

I have nothing better to do between the hours i knock off work and go to bed on a week night.

You should.

I'm not trying to "son you". You fail to comprehend that i'm just responding to your lameness and corniness in the appropriate manner.

Stop thinking it's because of who you are or something (i assume you think you're kind of a big deal round here etc.), you're just being corny.

Are you really going to talk about time devoted, hours spent on here, nights stayed up to son people?

Really?

I have nothing on you in this department.

Once again, i'm just posting on here as i normally do, while i do other shit to waste my time after work.

[SKAMPOE]

You may have noticed, since my return Pats Estrogen levels have spiked dramatically.

Fig A represents Pats normal Estrogen Hormone levels, which are dangerously high for a young ossy male. this also explains his inability to grow facial hair.

Fig B represents Pats Estrogen levels since my return. the excess estrogen that pat's body cannot process is being excreted from his body via his rectum in the form of a slippery precipitate discharge.


note that on day 3, which is today, his Estrogen levels have peaked.
this spike in femininity coincides with his temperamental attitude, and overly emotional disposition.

coincidentally today is also the best time for him to get anally penetrated as he is well lubricated.



These Batemanesque Qualities mark his classic case of hormone imbalance:



pat may be suffering from other side effects such as:

sore, lactating nipples-make sure to take supplimental vitamins as you will lose vital nutirents by leaking nutrient rich milk from you new breasts. a warm wet towel will sooth the soreness of the nipple.
don't be afraid to drink the milk. moob milk has been listed in the Forbes top 25 of the worlds most exotic refreshments.


water retention- this may have a negative effect on your self image. lets all reassure pat that he is beautiful no matter what his weight may be.

mood swings- we must all be sensitive to his condition. he may be cordial one moment then lash out the next. remember that his chemistry is a rollercoaster right now.


increased interest in sexual activity- Pat is craving hard dick today.

WARNING: due to his astronomically high estrogen levels, it is not certain if Pat is ovulating. It is quite possible he may produce an egg.

ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM.



PAT NEEDS OUR LOVE, HELP AND SUPPORT.

Please help this young ladyboy achieve a sense of normalcy.
donate whatever testosterone you can:
semen
armpit sweat
toenails
taint hair
bottled hot man breath
trimmed beard and moustache hair
testicles
beer
whiskey
sports videos


send them to
Sean Micheal Faggazoni
c/o Austrailian Manhood Institute
Sydney AUS 2920



lets get this kid dancin again

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
\hahhahahahaha


faggazoni ghagagaga

[SKAMPOE]

style

[Uncle Steezo]

muah! i still love you.

[SHRAP]

[Uncle Steezo]

hahaha!

[Uncle Steezo]

Its now a Movement



Dance Gavin Dance - The Robot With Human Hair




Dance Gavin Dance - Lemon Meringue Tie

[NIGHT MAYOR]

they make youtube videos about me too.

[Mumm Ra]

shit they made a MOVIE about me

before I was born no doubt
although I've yet to see how they prophesied my life

[Durag]

damn, i knew there was some devoted GAVINEE'S, but i didnt realize the GAVINATED movemnet had reached such epic proportions.

dance GAVIN. post that shit too.

[Killa BB]

What on Earth???? LOLOL... WuCorp is so delicate... I'm scared to leave it! LOLOLOL.... I stay off for a while and this happens... SMH... Plus I'm way lost on most of these threads... Hahahaha...


Muah Back atcha Steezie, I love you too...








wierdo...

[Dooch]

this is really odd

[Killa BB]

I agree... And I don't even know why... LOL