dont you hate it when girls bend over and get up and look at you.....

[Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster]

they know their ass is out in the air. they dont give a fuck. they know.

That's word. If you're at the bar, just maintain your, stare, switch it up to eye contact, smile, and not confidently to let them know you're the alpha male on a hip-hop website and then motion for them to come up to you.

Ahhh, to be young again...

[BLACK BART SIMPSON]

its only bad when they're not dressed provocatively in any way, but you're still lookin. like its a MILF doing up her kids shoe and you're like DAAAAMN

then she turns around mach 17 and looks right at you like your eyes were burning a hole in her ass.

BWAHJAHAHAAAHHA?HAAH?H?AAH?AH?AH?A the fuck lol my laugh for the day

[Prolifical ENG]

By the time she looks, I had my peek a looong 4 seconds ago. I can pretty much countdown the instantl I get the look back....even one of my boys was around and I was like "3, 2, 1, she looks".

[drippie k]

i give them a thumbs up if i liked what i saw
they hate it when i do the "so-so" hand motion though

[RA EL]

Word, I try to take a quick glance and end up staring - often I get positive vibes....they will smile or give me a signal that it's ok to approach. I love when they be rocking tight pants wit the phatty bangin' and tops with the deep cleavage. although, I don't think I would like my girl dressing like that everyday, sometimes it's good to leave things to imagination.

[Durag]

I like it when school girls bend down to pick up their bag and i can see a thong. You know shes a dirty wee bitch.

[rainbow]

Yeah, and you're all like "HEY LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK BITCH" and she's like "YEAH, FUCKING DO SOME SHIT ABOUT IT FAGGIT" and then you're like "STOP BENDING OVER AND SHIT".

And she's saying shit like "NAH, BUT I FUCKING HAD TO IN ORDER TO PICK SOME SHIT UP", and you're trying to convey that "BUT IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING FOR YA BOY WHEN BITCHES WEAR REVEALING SHIT BUT THEN BEND OVER AND SHIT AND EXPECT NOT TO BE RAPED" and she's agreeing with you like "YEAH MAN".

I feel you faggits.

[rainbow]

Word, I try to take a quick glance and end up staring - often I get positive vibes....

I call bullshit,

This faggit gets worse vibes from chicks than a hippie gets from a microwave at christmas.

[Dooch]

surely a faggot wouldnt be looking in the first place?

nice retort...


Unless they are complete cunts, they enjoy being looked at as long as you dont creep them the fuck out with some Grinch type rapist grin.

[Dooch]

Yeah, and you're all like "HEY LIKE, WHAT THE FUCK BITCH" and she's like "YEAH, FUCKING DO SOME SHIT ABOUT IT FAGGIT" and then you're like "STOP BENDING OVER AND SHIT".

And she's saying shit like "NAH, BUT I FUCKING HAD TO IN ORDER TO PICK SOME SHIT UP", and you're trying to convey that "BUT IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING FOR YA BOY WHEN BITCHES WEAR REVEALING SHIT BUT THEN BEND OVER AND SHIT AND EXPECT NOT TO BE RAPED" and she's agreeing with you like "YEAH MAN".

I feel you faggits.

^frustrated closeted homosexual virgin

[rainbow]

Word, I try to take a quick glance and end up staring - often I get positive vibes....

I call bullshit.

This faggit gets worse vibes from chicks than a hippie does from a microwave on christmas morning.

He's misinterpreting hell bad vibes as fucking good ones, and getting the wrong idea.

[The Hound]

LOL

This cunt is on fire.

Also, you gays need to be educated.

[rainbow]

Look at this shit:

http://www.ninjaxgirls.com/home.html

Who would have thought that the internet would eventual cater for such bizarre sexual fantasies.

Tooch calling me sexually frustrated is the aboriginal calling the african a niggerfagghit.

[Dooch]

What was it that made Pat have such a bad day???

Did Robert find his gay porn stash?

Threaten to tell mom unless Pat does his laundry for life?

[rainbow]

I don't know.

No weed.

And the realisation that the next 5 days including the weekend will be filled with Economics and Serbian politics is pretty annoying.