The Official "Who Can Write the Most Perverse Verse" Thread...

[led_mic]

...this is a thread to see who is the nastiest most disturbed person out there...
...whoever follows someone must take the topic where they left off and twist it to a nastier level...
who will be first?...

[Ebo]

you will be first...

[Slippy The Pimp]

yo i'm have to call in my alter ego for this one--------------

let me introduce you to the hidden child of my brain-
in the court of law i'd be found criminally insane
I keep him locked down in a box with a heavy chain
I never let him out- he can't be tamed
see in my head I hear voices
it's the kid locked in the box suggesting unhealthy choices
he's keeps trying to get loose
like the nutty professor- he switched up my juice- with a gallon of 80 proof
containin' some shroom caps blended Xstacy laced with LSD
I call it the glandular labrador tea
that's right fuckers it's me
AKA Slippy the Pimp- the Gimp with the limp
I eat monkey brains-chimp served ala shrimp
I only come out at night like an owl on the prowl
i'm known to do things like fuck cows-goats- n' fowl
that's right I love finger licken cum off a chicken
after given it a deep kentucky fried dicken
i'm mad sickin- I break into house while wearing a lady's blouse
sniff your wifes pannies and your little orphan annie's
sneakin around yo' crib while ur sleep-
tip toe while I creep, to where your babys countin' sheep
and press my chrome flush against her dome
this how I ignite Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
a loud bang rang out like some thunder-
quickly you jumped- disturbed from your slumber
ran to the nursery- only to find your kid torn asunder
and already i'm out- like a scout searchin for my next victim and spot a young woman walking home- late from workin'
I hide in the bushes keeping my self hard- steady jerkin'
like a tiger that's ravenous it's driving me berzerk then-
I attack from the back by slicin off her head with finesse-
severing It clean from the chessssst.....
I better hurry up while she's still warm n' fresh....-
pull her body into the bushes and fuck her esophogus
then slice oper her gut cuz that's where I bust my nut,
UHHHHHH!
what? what's that sound- Slippy it's me the third person trapped inside of you has been found-
my name's Allahwishes-
to say it bluntly- i'm a penis-less man that doesn't like bitches-
but now I control the switches- and i'm gonna show you how it's done- I shit on my toast and my jelly's made of cum-
i'm sicker then slippy could ever be-
I eat babies testicles hard boiled guarnteed-
with a side of cabbage- i'm not your average-
run of the mill phsycho- I violate children like Micheal- I jack son- with my rubbermaid strap-on- all over little babies- I'm like Cujo- I got rabies- yet I let my victims live-
so they can have re- occouring dreams of what I did-
slippy murders kids like sids? well I sell kids for the highest bids
i'm a kidnapper who enjoys the hunt
I drive around schools smoking a PCP laced blunt
I spot a little boy then I throw him in my trunk
I drive around for hours while the child inside cowers and cries
I tell him i'm gonna fuck him up the ass before he dies-
I open the trunk and he tries to escape-
I take him into the basement where I like to tape my rape-
I don my new costume- spandex and a cape
I run around grunting pounding my chest like an ape..............
Oh god it's making me masterbate-
Allahwishes is dead-
I'd like you to meet the guy that killed him- Hi my name is jed-
I'm a little pansy that enjoys giving head
but not to just anyone......... no.......... that would be gay-
I only suck off animals that eat bails of hay-
like horses and livestock-giraffes, elpahants with bick cocks-
I like e'm long and juicy while fingering my pussy!
wait what's this??- I have a dick- that's wierd?
I guess i'll try and suck my self off- that tickles- hee hee my beard
oh god the plessure i'm nawing my tip!
ouch! what the fuck am I doing? where am I? what the hell-
dam my belly hurts and what the fuck is that smell?
shit's smeared all on my face? what did I do?
and why the fuck am I all alone in the zoo?
why does it look my dick's tip been chewed?
I blacked-out so long there's beard on my face?
who panties are these? and where'd I get this cape?
this spandex? this blouse?-
and who the fuck is the little kid answering the phone at my house?

[Slippy The Pimp]

Finished- Just for fun kiddies- don't take it serious- I got kids too-

peace

[Dupreez]

Finished- Just for fun kiddies- don't take it serious- I got kids too-

peace

Lol that was fucking hilarious. Nice work bru.

Yo, that was a good piece of work. It rhymed, it flowed, it had everything it needed. Nice work on the actuall verse. Props my man that was good.

Peace........

[Slippy The Pimp]

thanks for the feed back- it started taking me to a dark palce I didn't want to go then I siad ahhhh fuck it-

[Dupreez]

Yo led mic see if you can make it nastier

[Dae Ja Nae]

yo i'm have to call in my alter ego for this one--------------

Man ... Ima go ahead and crown you King of this shit cuz what you just laid down was sick ... lol ...

there's no where to go from here ...




PS:

I have a nice comfy couch if you want to air some things out ... lol ... jk jk. Great shit homie.


Peace

[InvincibleArmor79]

nice fuckin shit, soldier.... yeah, its tough to beat that, with my wack 8 bars, haha

[TeknicelStylez]

My nigga killed the thread, noone can follow up to that lol.

Got killing infants and eating youngins testicles.

Tu tiene problemos amigo....

[InvincibleArmor79]

cosign

[MASTER PAI MEI]

some old shit

perverted raps finger sticking licking smelling and sniffin,
open labias for the ripping cock shifting as vagina’s glisten,
evolution of pipe fittin tight grippin slippery juices I’m spitting,
salivate on ya ass spits dripping full throttle eatin my cum is the motto,
hot breath panties wet in full effect deep throat 7 of 9 ya doing fine,
take it out and stick it in ya behind squirting out lube from a tube,
pinching ya breast and nipples orgasmic ripples cum clears pimples,
its simple sit on my shaft ill make it last rodeo booty poppin im not stoppin,
ass to mouth mouth to ass in a flash pussy all gooey and wet time to smash,
suck my con cock tion before the rocking take this Dick tation lip envasion,
vaginal sensation oral masterbation elevation and stimulating sensations,
creations of tidal wave racing vagina basting hotter than lava flow releasing a moan,
reading for this veiny pole I got ya swampy cervex raising up for the parking,
gotcha barking vibrating and pussy farting flowing like a waterfall I make ya crawl,
get on all four and scream for more slap ya with dick Galore like its a war,
bust globs all over like a sprinkler with a motor and now its over ass and vagina engorged red and sore

[MASTER PAI MEI]

spit luscious suckin lollipop layers,
smooth sailing massage oils in flavors,
emersed in love cravings lusting were flaming,
dick size amazing holding wet towels hanging,
pussy scent engaging victoria secret pear lotion,
baskin robbins more than 32 flavors in motion,
hold on to headboards as were coasting,
slowing sinking into ya silk potion stroking,
sweet sounds of you soaking and slippin,
wet vagina be drippin licking clits after initial stickin,
blood rushing oven on broil and gushing lovin my tongue as im humming,
strumming those lips gotcha cumming in waves,
surf that ass like a wave got you excited vibrating from the riding,
gliding in and out no denying finding that G-Spot now ya singing,
high pitched screaming creaming another bust for the evening...

[Dae Ja Nae]

spit luscious suckin lollipop layers,
smooth sailing massage oils in flavors,
emersed in love cravings lusting were flaming,
dick size amazing holding wet towels hanging,
pussy scent engaging victoria secret pear lotion,
baskin robbins more than 32 flavors in motion,
hold on to headboards as were coasting,
slowing sinking into ya silk potion stroking,
sweet sounds of you soaking and slippin,
wet vagina be drippin licking clits after initial stickin,
blood rushing oven on broil and gushing lovin my tongue as im humming,
strumming those lips gotcha cumming in waves,
surf that ass like a wave got you excited vibrating from the riding,
gliding in and out no denying finding that G-Spot now ya singing,
high pitched screaming creaming another bust for the evening...

Damn ... can I get that to go ... lol ... nice shit BigBen ... nice shit indeed ... I know the wife stays smiling.

Peace

[Dae Ja Nae]

I got a lil' suin for ya ... it won't top Charging Soldier's shit , but I hope you like it anyway ...

Dae pussy like sweet potion-got you lovin' the motion
slow strokin' or deep throatin'-gotcha whipped and open
hot drips of slick saliva take you to paradise
muscles right from exercise-Kegels keep it tight
dicks brick when I lick the tip, got you lovin' my lips
slow flicks is what you get before I slide down quick
vanilla, or hot fudge butter pecan too
love that toffee and mocha coffee, creamy and frothy boo
sexy like a seductress, watch me go down slow
switch it up and ride it rough like a rodeo
fulfilling' a niggas dreams and wildest fantasies
keeps em screaming and cuming back-that's why they ask for me
Ms Dae, do it you way, ask and it shall be yours
fuck street whores, I more than you could ever want for
dog style on bent knees, Mami aims to please
slap the ass and slam it fast, evoke the bitch in me
grab the hair, make me declare that it belongs to you
grip the hips for deep dips, it won't be long now boo
explodin', climatic ocean, hands explorin and gropin'
reality is what it is, fuck that wishin' and hopin'
mesmerized as tongues glide, find your way back inside
satisfaction from all the action makes me feel hypnotized
his body-fine, like aged wine, Papi's blowin' my mind
flip the script, the new sceen, entwined in sixty-nine
from the bedroom to the kitchen, the sex set stay switchin'
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, pour it on and start lickin'
mixin' ...
and makin' love on the counter and the floor
head bangin' against the chrome on the oven door
adding ice is real nice, watch my nipples rise
in my mouth with you inside for a chilling surprise
running my hands and fingers up and down your thighs
suckin' the dick while lookin deep into your eyes
watchin you slip away into ecstasy
drinking the sweet nectar that you've given to me
nothing is better than seeing you quiver, shiver then smile
you and I together make for a pleasure that is XXX style

Peace